Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
She looks a HOT mess!
Lindsay Lohan is appearing on an upcoming episode of UK talk show Alan Carr: Chatty Man and he gets right down to it asking her if she's "Arthur or Martha" now!
La Loca gets visibly agitated and uncomfortable about his pressing questions including, "Are you back on the cock?"
The whole interview airs this Thursday, March 11 at 10pm on Channel 4 in the UK and we HOPE the rest of it hits the Internets! HIGHlarious!