Michael Lohan Is Euthanized Has A Catheterization
Just what you were hoping for today: more deets on Papa Lohan's heart!
Michael Lohan had gas heart-trouble on Saturday that had him rushed to the hospital. Since then, we've heard that it's been everything from a stroke to just some blockage.
Now, Papa Lohan has seen his own doctor in New York, who has inserted a catheter into Michael's heart to diagnose it's condition.
There really was no need to go through all that trouble. From what we've seen, his heart is black, frigid and filled with the kind of self-involved love that no one thought could ever exist.
Michael took time out, of course, to talk to the press about his progress, saying:
"I've felt better. (The hospital visit) was quick… I don't know if it's a bloodclot or if I need scans for what it is. We'll find out soon… I'm just finding out what's going on, we'll see what happens."
We sure will because if we know you, you're going to update us ever millisecond of the way.
Hey Michael - has Lindsay called yet?
[Image via WENN.]
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god i hope this kills him. and i hope it's painful too.
Euthanized? Not funny at all, Perez! Think about your mom (or dad- if you have one) getting sick someday….
good!
Your supposed to change that to Castration *laughs evily* it be fitting
Perez, you need to tone it down about 8 notches. I don't care for the guy either, but your comments aren't funny or cutting edge.
oh, perez, you bitch
I am so tired of seeing Michael Lohan. PLEEEEEEEEEZE, no more of him!!
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He's still alive? Bah! Too bad… Looks like he's screaming at those kids, "pay attention to me!!!!" No worries, he'll probably die soon ha ha ha.
when i read that headline i thought it said 'castrated' - strange moment in my head.
y'know your attitude towards heart troubles is so disrespectful towards people with heart conditions. ok so you dont like the guy - no one does. but to be so flippant about things that kill people - its really not pleasant for people who have heart problems or those who have lost people this way to read.
For some reason, I find it hard to believe he has private health insurance and writes a check to pay for it every month; is he on Social Security mental illness disability?
Dude this loser Michael Lohan takes up 25% of your blogs… nobody fucking cares if this guy lives or dies,he's a nobody… why do you waste your time reporting on him
This is quite common, considering he had chest pain. They probably put a catheter from the leg to the heart to look at the arteries, check blood flow, obstructions, narrowing ect. He is not going to die soon. Silly. It's so his doctor can diagnose him. Very common procedure.
Plus, he is getting older. This problem is very common. What could have potentially killed him is if he did not get it checked out.
This post is funny! Everything from the euthanize headline to the big burp. Hope this was one that you wrote.