New Couple Alert!!!

We imagine this post will soon be followed up with a "Just Kiddin'," mainly since we don't see ANY longevity for this unusual pairing.
Socialite, celebubrat Peaches Geldof is reportedly dating actor Eli Roth. The duo were seen holding hands at the Vanity Fair after party for the Academy Awards. While at the pAArty, Peaches even tweeted out what a good time she was having:
"At the Vanity Fair Oscar night party with @eliroth who's got a silent movie star look going down tonight. Very sharp."
Ah, tale as old as time - The (Drunken)Beauty and the Bastard!
We give them ten more minutes, tops!
[Image via Getty Images.]
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who and who? must be more of that brit trash mario loves so much…….
You are late with this.
Looks a little "pervy" if you ask me. Isn't she in her early 20's and him around 40? He's old enough to be her Dad? Ewwwwwww……
Too come…ugly and brain damaged brats.
Eli Roth, writer and director of Cabin Fever, Hostel and Hostel II. The "Bear Jew" in Inglorious Basterds for anyone wondering.
Peaches Geldof is the daughter of the famous rocker.
he deserves better!
I saw a fresh mound of dog shit on the ground this morning and it was covered with big, green flies. It still looked better than this chick.
Fug & Fug. Talk about a matronly dress. . .
it won't last cause she's a whack job
lame!!
He's too good for her. Everybody is.
Re: Americana2 – i thought he looked weird in the above pic…….after reading your post and now knowing who he is, I was right….he's a fucken weirdo……..a movie like hostel could only be written (and then directed) by someone totally thrown off………
He is frankly too damn fine for that ugly chick. I want him for myself.
who gives a shit who bob geldof's spoilt brat kid is fucking these days?
Eli Roth, hottest Jew of all
dis-gusting!!!!! she's only gonna turn 21 this month!!
ELI ROTH IS WAY TO SEXY AND GOOD TO BE WITH HER…. he is such a cute nerdy jew, and more than 15 years apart is stretching it i would say.
He's really cute! He could do soo much better!
Isn't he GAY!! He walks like a gay! HE TALKS like a gay! Rumor has it he gets VD a lot!
WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?
Eli Roth is one sexy, strapping Jew. So big and broad.
WEEEIIIRRRDDD
Didn't that pig say in some interview that she was into girls.
Smug, ugly, fucken spoilt brat. Hideous dress, hideous everything. Just a fucken leech like her slag mother. Don't know who the "waiter" is but he looks gay, so doubt he's sticking his end in.
They look like Mortica and Gomez Adams!!!!LOL