Suing! Lindsanity Is NOT A "Milk-aholic!"

Lindsay Lohan is suing Internet financial company E-Trade for using her first name in a commercial for a "milkaholic" baby! The commercial aired during the Super Bowl and her lawyer argues:

"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

A spokesman for Grey Group, who produced the ad, says that they "just used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account team."

La Loca wants $100 million for her "pain and suffering."

Oh please, you know she just drowned her sorrows in some "milk!"

Check out the spot above!

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    Posted: Mar 9, 2010 at 10:00 am / Email this  »

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    1. kaihr says – reply to this


      101

      Lindsay Lohan is a dumb bitch. Maybe people should sue her for the pain and suffering she causes by just existing.



    2. 102

      I honestly thought they were referring to Lindsay Lohan as soon as I heard that line



    3. 103

      this has to be a joke. I mean, seriously. Lindsay is such a common name. I never made that connection, as I'm sure no one else did, either. She needs to get a hobby and quit making a big deal over nothing.



    4. 104

      Nooooo. I LOVE this commercial. It's my fave. And yes, I do think about Lindsay Lohan when I see this, but who cares, she's a joke anyway.



    5. 105

      Her Lawyers are just hoping if they can win her some money she can actually pay them.



    6. 106

      WOW - someone thinks EXTREMELY highly of herself doesn't she??? get over yourself sweetie!



    7. 107

      she needs to relax nobody cares about it its not like her name is weird and shes the only one that has it like apple or something its one of rhe most popular names out there…..she just wants money $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$



    8. 108

      hahahahaha!!!!!!! If it were "Miley," maybe….but Lindsay/Linsey/Lindsey is a very common name, sistuh. Can't people be jailed for frivolous lawsuits????

      I think this is a joke. No attorney would really do that?

      and anyway, why wouldn't Lohan want to be associated with a cute little tyke?



    9. 109

      shes a dumb hoe who just wants money… i think this makes it obvious. she must be broke.



    10. 110

      Lindsey Lohan is beyond nuts.



    11. 111

      wow lindsay sucks



    12. 112

      Her lawyer is just as dumb as she is



    13. 113

      Wow, she must really be hurting for cash. . . why doesn't she just do a reality show already. I'd actually watch it.



    14. 114

      All I have to say is someone is a little desperate for and wanting to go buy some more prescriptions with the law suit money…… She is PATHETIC!!!!!



    15. 115

      This HAS to be a joke, right?? Right?? Please someone tell me she really isn't doing this, asking for $100M … it has to be false, right? I think it's the first sign of the apocalypse if it is true.



    16. 116

      just a tad too full of ourselves, don't you think?



    17. 117

      i'm sure the case will be dismissed… how ridiculous



    18. 118

      This is SO OBVIOUSLY about her but since she prob doesn't have her name trademarked idk if she'll be able to do anything about it



    19. 119

      Re: -ohmy- – were you there?



    20. 120

      Hey Lindz…..

      Pot meet Kettle.



    21. 121

      What a narcissistic piece of shit! Her whole family is delusional. Sad.



    22. 122

      I didn't even think of her, tbch. There's no proof they're making a mockery of her life. They could have just randomly picked out the name "Lindsay".



    23. 123

      So, it turns out Lindsay did file the suit curiously using her father Michael Lohan's lawyer. I immediately thought the commercial referenced Lindsay Lohan. Her problems with alcohol and drug use are well known to the public and the baby at the end has red hair. The suit is a very, very bad idea. She's not known by one name like Sting, Seal, etc., can't prove anything, and does not seem to have a strong case. Perhaps she thinks this action will deter others from making references to her in the future and doesn't expect to win.



    24. 124

      OH MY GOSH!!! My name is Lindsay. Maybe I can sue too! I think this is the only way she can make money anymore. No one wants her in their films! And It's not like they used a baby with red firecrotch hair or anything! Get a fregin life.



    25. 125

      And maybe she'll sue for the tampon commercial too. Her name is Lindsay.



    26. 126

      Hey Lindsay, Lindsay Wagner wants to join you in your lawsuit. Also, tell your sister Ali she can sue Mohammed Ali, he stole her name too, and your little brother can sue both Dakotas! That would be a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. What a crackhead!



    27. 127

      well during the superbowl last year, something even WEIRDER happened to me, and im a no-name….i can explain but i dont feel like it…hmm…nah no ones going to take notice anyways



    28. 128

      I didn't think of her AT ALL. God, is that girl full of herself. Get over it Lohan



    29. 129

      "You're so vain…I bet you think this commercial's about you…" I have a friend named Lindsay, maybe she should sue too!!



    30. 130

      1) I didn't even realize that the baby in the commercial was named Lindsay

      2) When was the last time Loser Lohan made $100 million?

      3) Had the baby been snorting coke / wearing a heinous outfit / been dating a lesbian, maybe there would have been a connection drawn

      4) She is a sad, desperate loser with no other source of income. Start pumping gas Lindsay



    31. 131

      funny, I have seen the commercial several times. Not once did she cross my mind. Once the little girl pops on the screen, you just assume it's her. She needs to get a life!



    32. 132

      I better change my daughter's name before she sues ME!!!! Self absorbed little prick.



    33. 133

      This is stupid, You do not see 50 cent sueing everyone who asks for change for the vending machine.



    34. 134

      Wow… she never even crossed my mind when I first saw this, nor the second nor third, etc. In fact, she NEVER crosses my mind unless I read about her on here or watch Mean Girls.

      Perhaps the courts should check out these comments before they even consider taking this case. But something tells me that she'll be laughed right out of the courtroom. Get over yourself Lindsay Lohan. I have several friends named Lindsay, it's a popular name. The commercial has NOTHING to do with you. And milk-aholic is someone addicted to milk, not alcohol. Seems like some paranoia was mixed in here too.



    35. 135

      someone needs to slap that ho



    36. 136

      What a paranoid loon he thinks too highly of herself. She didn't even cross my mind. LOL
      And maybe the moron should do some research, she doesn't hold the rights to the name Lindsay.
      God I can't get over how much of an idiot she is.
      I hope that the court fines her ass 100 million for wasting the tax payers and court's time on this idiot suit and that E-Trade counter sue her for tarnishing their name and brand.



    37. 137

      I heard about this early and couldn't believe it! I am afraid Lindsay is DELUSIONAL and may just off herself one day! :( SHE JUST WON'T GET HER SHIT TOGETHER AND IS IN COMPLETE DENIAL! MOVING AWAY WON'T HIDE HER RAGING DRUG/ALCOHOL PROBLEMS!



    38. 138

      Bitch please.



    39. 139

      heres the deal. nobody will hire her. shes out of money. shes running out of drugs. shes sueing for money to buy her drugs. shes paronoid from said drugs. shes lindsay lohan.



    40. 140

      Okkkk, She so needs to go away. I love how she says why didn't they use a name like susan… since she assumes they are talking about a celeb, that could be Susan Lucci.

      Lindsey is such a dumb bitch, she is not a one name wonder.



    41. 141

      Poor Lindsay…she does anything to get ink!



    42. 142

      No one would have possibly thought of Lindsay Lohan when they saw that baby commericial! No one thinks of her at all except when she's shown drugged out, drunk, haggard, and in gross, sexual photos, and if you look up her name, you'll find it under the definition of "Rode hard and put up wet!", not "Milk-aholic"!!!



    43. 143

      is lindsay lohan serious…REALLY is she remotely serious? so anyone by the name of lindsay can sue then right?! that bitch is crazy…she just needs some money…who would think about suing…CRAZINESS AT ITS BEST…please tell me this is just a rumor right? PLEASE PEREZ TELL ME THIS I JUST A RUMOR!



    44. 144

      The popularity of the name "Lindsay" is not the point. The point is context, the name usage is a legal angle that the lawyers are taking. If an etrade commercial shows a baby, Michael, who does the moonwalk who comes to mind? Take a black baby with a bald head, call him Michael, and put him near a basketball rim and who comes to mind? Calling the baby LIndsay, attaching "aholic", and having the baby be a redhead does point to Lindsay Lohan. If etrade wanted to avoid that connection the baby could have had the name "Jane", that sounds nothing like LIndsay, and have dark hair. etrade's reference, to those that know Lindsay Lohan, was clear without using her last name and IMO, tacky.



    45. 145

      First off, I LOVE the E-trade commercials. Never once did Lindsay Lohan cross my mind during one of them. That poor girl needs some serious help, and she must realize that the world does not revolve around her "pain and suffering".



    46. 146

      Seriously Lindsay, I'm sure NO ONE thought of you whenever this commercial aired UNTIL NOW, that you've accused them of making fun of you. Do you have a guilty conscience Lindsay? You think that everything is about you? OMG! Corey Haim just overdosed, was he making fun of you when he did it too? STFU Lindsay, your name is uber common. You're not the only Lindsay in the world.



    47. 147

      oh dear! pathetic. But she must be even more deluded to think she can afford better legal representation than E-trade, she better be careful or will seriously bankrupt her ass

    48. Genn says – reply to this


      148

      I hope she doesn't expect to win.



    49. 149

      Lindsey-get real. Shes only out for publicity-as the crown of thorns pic.Her lawyers claiming "first name recognition" as Madonna & Cher?? Lindsay is a lot more common name than Cher & Madonna. Also these ladies have actual talent!!



    50. 150

      Re: You Asked Me….. – Yes You-I still feel some sympathy for her because of her pathetic excuse for parents. They both are attention whores whose only interest in Lindsay was what her name could do for them!!



    51. 151

      GOOD LUCK LINDSAY TRYING TO PROVE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU! NO LAST NAME WAS MENTIONED, AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW 2 LINDSAYS! SHOULD THEY SUE TOO?

      WHEN YOUR ACTING CAREER IS OVER, THERES ALWAYS LAWSUITS TO GET MONEY! PATHETIC! EAT A DICK LOLHAN…wait…thats too easy…!

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