Anna Nicole Smith - The Musical?!
It's coming to you next year, London's West End, so brace yourself for copious amounts of inaudible, drunken melodies filling the air!
Anna Nicole will be a full-fledged musical extravaganza about the life of the late model-actress-crazy Anna Nicole Smith. It already has a premiere date at the Royal Opera House (02/17/11) and Dutch soprano star Eva-Maria Westbroek will have the esteemed pleasure of performing the part of the deceased Playmate.
And all you London critics thought Love Never Dies was bad!
We can't wait to see the vernacular pulled out to describe this destined-to-be shit-show!
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the musical will be composed of one note…just like her
She was a playmate, drug addict and died. Did I miss some part of her life that was musical worthy, or even note worthy for that matter?
i love anna so much and think its very cool shes still going even though shes not here
WOW
Here's an actual excerpt from the script:
SCENE: Poolside, ANNA is sunbathing, Howard K. Stern is in the kitchen.
ANNA: Oh Howard my hubby wubby, make mama up one of those famous slushy wushy drinks you make me with the cutesy wutesy wittle celery stalky walky.
HOWARD: OK my poopsy woopsy luvvy wuvvy, anything for you…
LIGHTS OUT, SPOTLIGHT ON Howard as he mixes a quart of Roxicodone with Daquiri mix and chopped ice. He tops it with whipped cream and a little umbrella. Smoke begins to eminate from the drink.
HOWARD holds it up and laughs uncontrollably, like Dick Dastardly, as we FADE OUT.
Why not? When the concept album of Evita first came out, people chuckled at that concept. And the project has a well respected composer, great singer - plus good early buzz on the score. Could work.
Mr. Perez-Know-it-all-Hilton, why do you diss a project
that may be in the works and offer your biased
opinion when you really know nothing about it. Sure,
it's a crazy idea but stranger things have been the
subjects of musicals and some of them even worked.
You are an obnoxious prig!
I don't get it - what did she do? All I know that she was a Playmate..well good for her!! Seriously, ppl these days get famous for nothing, even after they are gone.
umm this is horrible…
Must be starring Madge's Vadge! There can be only one giant singing vagina…..
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