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Ouch, Uma!

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This bad! This is really bad! This is so bad, we had no idea you even made this flick! When did this happen?!

This weekend, Uma Thurman's new movie Motherhood debuted to dismal reviews and even worse box office numbers. The movie only brought in a little over $131!!! On Sunday, it was reported that only ONE PERSON paid to see the flick!

Yikes!

Then again, it didn't do all that better here in the U.S. either. The DVD came out last week after it tanked at the box-office, only taking in a TOTAL of a little over $50,000 last October.

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35 comments to “Ouch, Uma!”



  1. 1

    This is the first time I've heard of this movie EVER..no wonder it tanked there was zero promotion.



  2. 2

    Gingrich/Limbaugh 2012



  3. 3

    i saw it and it's touted as a comedy, but it's soooooooooooo depressing. she is a mother who needs medication.



  4. 4

    YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING BROWN NOSING ASSHOLE MARIO. ROBERT PATTINSON SUCKS AND SO DO YOU.



  5. 5

    Uma Thurman needs to grow some eyelashes.



  6. 6

    this was showing on a plane, i didn't have a headset. it was horrible even without sound.



  7. 7

    why do she always be a movie as a mom and bitchy



  8. 8

    This story is completely unintelligible. Even worse than your usual brand of incoherent writing. Let's try to sort out what you wrote shall we?

    "This weekend the movie debuted." (We can only assume in some other country per your next comment)

    1: "Then again, it didn't do all that better here in the U.S. either." (Refer to my previous comment)

    2: "The DVD came out last week after it tanked at the box-office" (Didn't you just say the movie debuted this weekend?)

    3: "only taking in a TOTAL of a little over $50,000 last October." (Wait, What!!??)

    You say the movie debuted this weekend, came out on DVD last week, and made only $50,000 last October. What????!!! You outdid yourself this time dumbass, what the F are you talking about??



  9. 9

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  10. 10

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  11. 11

    Don’t just complain about Kristen Stewart, DO SOMETHING
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  12. 12

    I just saw this movie on DVD and I actually really loved it. But I am in my thirties and a stay at home mom to three kids. I think you may need to be a stay at home mother to appreciate this movie. It's very realistic so if you are looking to escape into a fantasy this is not the movie for you.



  13. 13

    Re: bongo – Oh hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I can cut the chick from Kill BIll and Pulp Fiction some slack.mario you and your ghost writers are such idiots!



  14. 14

    This movie has not been promoted at all. Of course it's going to tank! it was only put out in a few theatre's when it came out and no promotion for it happened so yes its not a big suprise it didn't make any money.



  15. 15

    ur a bitch.
    -
    although i never heard of the movie before my friend showed me the dvd, it's actually not that bad.
    -
    anyone who's a parent might see the humor in it.
    -
    but there's really no reason for you to be so harsh about it.



  16. 16

    Re: ladyley – i agree with u.



  17. 17

    Re: bongo

    It's like you're begging the four horsemen to pay a visit.

    anyway, I had no idea this even existed.



  18. 18

    Re: Unbelievable! – Yes!!! I totally agree! I read this post and thought, WTF? It makes no sense at all. I think he outsources his writing to people who don't know english.



  19. 19

    Re: Unbelievable! – haha. NO SHIT. And notice the MORON that wrote this article said it made 131 bucks over the weekend, and only one person saw it. Either that guy ate a whole lot of popcorn or the guy. WHAT THE FU** IS UP WITH THESE WRITERS?? Just goes to show you don't have to be educated to have a good job. ie: Fantasia Borino



  20. 20

    I had no idea it cost $131 to go to a movie over in Europe (or whatever country it's supposed to be) That's one hell of a price. No wonder Avatar made so much money.

  21. Asky says – reply to this


    21

    I only heard of this movie through my Blockbuster flyer. I rented it ofcourse as I am currently on mat leave with my two kids. And well it was okay, I have seen worse. But from a mom it has some relation mostly the chaos, but overly it was the highest level of difficulty on a normal scale for a mother taking care of her kids.



  22. 22

    Re: Unbelievable! – lmao! its mario, you have to take it with a grain of salt.



  23. 23

    wow. that is the worst a movie's ever done!



  24. 24

    Damn.



  25. 25

    Re: Unbelievable!

    THANK YOU!!! I didn't get it either…



  26. 26

    What the hell is she doing?



  27. 27

    ive never even heard of this movie.



  28. 28

    First of all, I'd never even heard of this movie until now and I don't really care.

    Secondly, Re: Unbelievable! – - now, I'm not trying to say you're wrong, because you aren't, but I think I deciphered it…

    1) It says it brought in $131 and "on Sunday it was reported that only one person paid to see the flick". Now, no, obviously one ticket wasn't $131. I believe he meant "ON SUNDAY only one person went to see it…" not one person all weekend.

    2) Yes, I think he also means that it debuted somewhere other than the US this weekend.

    3) "The DVD came out last week after it tanked at the box-office, only taking in a TOTAL of a little over $50,000 last October." Meaning, yes, the DVD came out last week… AFTER it tanked at the box-office. The movie was in the theaters in OCTOBER where it made the $50,000.

    That took way too much thought.



  29. 29

    I hate little kids and their dumb parents IRL so why would I would I watch this crap movie?

  30. F18 says – reply to this


    30

    I love Uma. Not her fault - they NEVER promoted that movie anywhere. I was looking forward to it, and even I missed the release date. No ads anywhere.



  31. 31

    i love uma thurman shes so gorgeous, thats why im shocked to hear that i never even HEARD of this movie or seen 1 commercial (unlike Precious, saw a couple commercials and then when the ladies went on Oprah every1 else started talking bout it cause it was OPRAH ENDORSED (just like our president))
    Even if a movie is shitty it deserves some type of promotion. shit.



  32. 32

    i work at a video store and we had this for months. barely rents!



  33. 33

    I love Uma and am a stay at home mom, so I should have loved the movie. All I can say is it made a trans-Atlantic flight just that much more boring.



  34. 34

    She's so 1995 anyway and should be playing grandma now.



  35. 35

    Re: adree313 – I agree on everything you said, except I didn't comment on the $131 thing, I understood that part. I was illustrating the extremely poorly written article and how it made no sense in the way it was written.