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"Save It Patty Hearst, I'm Not Buying Any Stockholm Syndrome Today, Thank You!!"

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This is HIGHlarious!! And we're glad SOMEONE finally said it!!

For everyone who is infuriated by the end of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, here's what would have happened if Juliet had a sassy gay friend to set her whiney ass straight!!

We LOVE it!

We think Bella from Twilight needs a sassy gay friend, too!! That stupid bitch needs her head examined!

Do her next!!

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61 comments to “"Save It Patty Hearst, I'm Not Buying Any Stockholm Syndrome Today, Thank You!!"”

  1. PinHk says – reply to this



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    Lame to infinity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Love him Love him Love him!

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    A sassy gay man can be a girl's best friend. You, however, are just a pathetic bitchy gay man, Parasite.

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    ahha haa
    cute city!!!!!!!!

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    That is absolutely hilarious. Having a bad day here, and that ABSOLUTELY CRACKED ME UP. Thanks — needed that. ROFL !

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    If Britney Spears had sassy gays, her live would have been oh-so different . . . that's all I'm saying . . .

  9. Adrea says – reply to this


    now that is how you do GAY!

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    LOVE IT! Bella SHOULD be next!

  11. 11

    Watch the one with Ophelia and her sassy gay friend. Hysterical.

  12. 12

    I, for one, thank God, for my sassy gay friend - and so does my hair.

  13. 13

    Love my sassy gay friend. It's true. He's sassed sense into me more than once! The world needs more of them.

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    As an "actor" you should take up hair styling.

  15. Emesa says – reply to this


    This could have been much funnier with better actors. I wish R+J HAD ended with a sassy gay friend.

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    Holy Shit, this is freakin' hilarious! I wish this guy was running this site. I hope they do more of these!

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    YES!! he should do one for bella!

  18. 18

    that was funny.

  19. 19

    Loves it!

  20. 20

    LMAO! you big slut, good for you!

    i need a sassy gay man!

  21. 21

    hehe, this is funny

    hey "La Garse", I don't really get your comment… It dosen't really have anything to do with the video. Plus if you think Perez is a "pathetic bitchy gay man" why do you waste your time on his website.. and furthermore, why bother creating a profile so you can comment? just sayin

  22. 22

    HAHA lovesss it!

  23. 23

    AWESOME!!! I always hated the story, glad others agree.

  24. 24

    did you even sleep with him?

  25. 25

    i think you're 14, stupid, and you took roofies from a priest.

    this is awesome.

  26. 26

    stockholm, sweden bitches

  27. 27

    i love Romeo & Juliet, but the damn ending always pissed me off… Sassy Gay Friend made it all better.

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    oh my gosh this is just perfect!!! I pee myself laughing =D

  29. 29

    i expect more from the second city troupe, this seems forced and amateur, not even a bit funny

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    thought this was funny, could have been so much funnier though… I'd like to see the Sassy Gay Friend intercede right after Romeo kills Tybalt…

    and if SGF was introduced in Twilight, the series would not exist… how unfortunate :)

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    LOL!! That was funny!! Love the sassy friend!!!

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    omg if you thought this was hilarious, check out "new moon" rise of the man wolf on youtube. its bellas gay friend jacob! its hilarious.

  34. xara says – reply to this


    soooo awsome…

  35. 35

    Why do you have such a nasty attitude towards K. Stew?? Because on some level we all know you are JEALOUS of her. So LET IT GO!

    At this point we all see it as projecting. Get thee to a psychiatrist for that.

  36. 36

    HAHA I agree Bella could use a sassy gay friend!

  37. Pelbs says – reply to this



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    LOVES IT!!! Too funny! I want a sassy gay friend! :)

  39. chlyn says – reply to this


    Life would be so much better if everyone had their own sassy gay friend.

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    the man who plays the sassy gay friend used to be a teacher at my middle school back in like 1999!!!

  41. 41

    omg love this! have you seen the ophelia one. hysterical!!!!

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    Nothing like sparkle and sass to pull you out of a romantic funk.

  45. 45

    Yay they made another!!!! The hamlet one was hilarious.

  46. 46

    Wow I Love this man!
    Where did he come from?

  47. 47

    How stereotypical can you be? Seriously?

  48. 48

    His name is Brian Gallivan from MA and he's wicked awesome!

  49. 49

    Re: Gleek.

    He's orignally from Massachusetts and has always been hysterically funny

  50. 50

    Haha, that was funny!

  51. 51

    I think this was the best thing you've ever posted! Fucking hilarious!!

  52. 52

    HAHAH yesss do a Bella one :D

  53. nuage says – reply to this


    LOL yes do bella. it funny but i feel it could've been funnier. nice find perez

  54. 54

    I want one! Where do you find one?

  55. 55

    "I think your 14 and you're an idiot." Hilarious..

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    hahaha I love this!

  59. 59

    1:14 minutes that i never gonna recover ……. BS !!

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    funniest thing ive seen on the net for a while!!!
    they have to make more, i keep repeating juliet and ophelia, we need another stupid bitch to get her ass set straight.