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SHOCKER: Dina Lohan Comments On Lindsanity's Lawsuit

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Because it really wouldn't be Lindsanity without her…

If you haven't already heard, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade over their HIGHlarious commercial that features a boyfriend-stealing 'milkaholic' baby named Lindsay.

Of course, Dina Lohan got wind that her daughter was making headlines again, so naturally, she picked her drunk ass off the floor and jumped at the chance to weigh in on the crazy!!

Orange Oprah says:

"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."


Our apologies, we forgot that we had stumbled into the incoherent world according to Lindsanity, where her enAAbling mom tells her every day she is as high-profile as Cher or Madonna!!

Get a grip, you pyscho, you're half the reason your daughter is as messed up as she is!!

You're right on one thing - she is a CHILD, but she wouldn't have to 'survive' Hollywood if you hadn't let her run amock and destroy her career!!

[Image via WENN.]

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86 comments to “SHOCKER: Dina Lohan Comments On Lindsanity's Lawsuit”

  1. 1

    I do not think of Lohan when I hear Lindsay. It's a common name. Get a grip, girl.

  2. 2

    Money hungry Lohans. They are all delusional.

  3. 3

    shes comparing her to madonna and cher- the name lindsey is the MOST common boring 90's baby name ever….dont give yourself that much credit for fame- puhlease…your daughter is a no talent hack famous only for being a drug addicted faux lesbian. period end of story.

  4. 4

    Lohan never crossed my mind when I saw the commercial.

  5. 5

    …but she's not a child, is she? She's Dina's child, but isn't she a woman well into her 20's now? I think that's part of her problem: she needs to realize she's an adult and act like a grown-up. Her looks are fading fast; if she persists in perceiving herself as a child… oh I have visions of Baby Jane… actually…. it could happen! …she's got a little sister in the business, and can't you just imagine crazy Lindsay might run her over some night… and then… about 40 years in the future, we find them living together in squalor, and Lindsay serving Ally a cooked rat on a silver tray?

  6. 6

    there's no way a judge will side in her favor on this suit. it's not like she trademarked her name so noone else in the world could ever say lindsay on tv.

  7. 7

    Lindsay Lohan is not a child. No one's making her stay in Hollywood, either, so she doesn't have to "try to survive it." She's in a free country; she can move anywhere she likes and try to have a normal life.
    And what 20-something calls her mother "mommy?"

  8. 8

    Neither do I. she is not a one name star Idk who told her she was…

  9. 9

    Lindsay and the rest of her team need to get over themselves. Seriously. She is not Cher or Madonna or Oprah. If someone were to say to me "Did you hear about Lindsay?!" I would assume that they are referring to someone that we both know, as I know a lot of people named Lindsay. Sure she might be known by one name, but that one name is LOHAN. Get a grip, Lohan.

  10. 10

    her mother is as dumb as she is. her mother is such an enabler. they need a group trip to rehab

  11. 11

    Holy moly are you even serious right now. Lindsay is an ADULT not a CHILD! Get it straight. Anyone in their twenties is officially considered an ADULT. LOHAN FAMILY, GET IT TOGETHER! YOUR A HOT MESS!

  12. 12

    she should have sued over the use of "holic" anytime I hear the the word alcoholic I think of that loser…drug addict=lindsay lohan, fly by night les=lindsay lohan ….corey haim today lindsay any day…hope she takes note and gets it together.

  13. 13

    Oh Come On!
    How Many Lindsays Are There In The World?
    She's Just Broke And Desperate For Some Cash…

  14. 14

    Lindsay is not a child she is a 23 nearly 24 year old woman.I am the same age a Lindsay,born just 2 weeks apart and i'm a college graduate who's enjoying a successful career and living my own life.I'm close to my parents but as a grown woman i dont rely on them to fight my battles for me.Lindsay need to grow up and realise she's not 18 anymore she's nearly 24.Its time she gets her own life together and accept responsibility for her own mistakes and solve her own problems,and not go running to her mom for everything.Because at 24 its kinda pathetic.

  15. 15

    'She is just a child trying to survive Hollywood'? Isn't she 20 or older? Last time I checked, that is an adult. Also if she cannot 'survive Hollywood', maybe she should go home to Long Island. I love how people blame everyone else for their problems.

    Also, I didn't think of her when I saw the commercial - my boyfriend's ex is named Lindsay. Whenever I hear that name I (unfortunately) think of her. Maybe she should sue as well…….

  16. 16

    this is exactly why firecrotch is the way she is. her piece of crap mother just encourages her in her delusional bullshit. all the lohans need to be carpetbombed out of existence. they are worthless.

  17. 17

    Wow! Madonna & Cher?? Really?? You can't sing, you can't act, you have no fan club, you really have no talent whatsoever. Are you just trying to stay relevant? I bet if they used the name Heidi that dumb bitch would do the same thing, just to stay in the news, like anyone gives a shit about you. TRASHY BITCH!

  18. 18

    Oh, now I get it. She thinks that her name is a brand in it's self. Now the law suit makes scene. I feel that she will win now. After all she is the most important Lindsay ever.

  19. 19

    so, I guess, when they run into another lindsey, they feel the mother of the girl named the girl after her. or boy, since in england,it can be a male name. for centuries. look at the site, howmanyofme in the united states there are - 98,000 lindsay(s) and 101,000 lindsey (s). I am assuming the delusional lohan family thinks they are all named after her, including lindsay wagner who is in her late 50's . Meanwhile, there are less than 1,500 girls named cher or oprah and about 9,000 girls named madonna. This website alone will bury the family. I guess anything for money. Oh, I forgot, the baby was supposed to look like lindsey. BABIES ALL BASICALLY LOOK ALIKE. PUDGEY, LITTLE HAIR, SWOLLEN. oh, it does sound like lindsey. NOT THE BABIES FAULT LINDSEY. Last time I heard boyfriend stealing asociated with lindsey was back, about 8 years ago and that was when she was about 15 and she ended up with Aaron Carter from Hillary Duff. If she thinks that is what they are talking about, I WOULD LOVE, JUST LOVE TO HEAR HER LAWYER BRING THAT UP IN COURT. He would sound like an idiot, lindsey always does. But, this is the end of her. It will take a lot for her to be taken seriously.

  20. 20

    Oh yea.. Like she is just the same as Cher or Madonna.. Fucking whore Lyndsay needs to grow the fuck up and shut her face.

  21. 21


  22. 22

    amazing what drugs can do to make you *think* it's ALL about you.

  23. 23

    comparing Linsay to Madonna and Cher….. god… also Lindsay is like one of the most common names ever!! now Madonna and Cher are uncommon!!

  24. 24

    She means she's a one namer like them, not comparing them talent wise (then again she IS delusional). I have to admit, when I saw this commercial, I did think of Lohan because the baby was a holic lol. But a very few people thought this way. People are allowed to make fun of celebrities so this case will be dismissed.

  25. 25


  26. 26

    The commercial is totally about Lindsay, she has every right to sue the crap out of E-trade. It was a low blow, I can't hear the name Lindsay without thinking Lohan. I get the hole one name thing, she's no Madonna, but she's a one name star. I'm in Lindsay's corner like always. I love you LINDSAY!!!!!

  27. 27

    Re: tigrrrlilly – exactly! Stupid dumb orange fuckin crack-head Oprah! LOLZ!

  28. 28

    Re: lisamp

    How many Movies have you been in? How many cd's have you sold? Lindsay does have fans, I love her, I think she's great, you should pull your head out of your ass.

  29. 29

    She is not a child! Since when do we refer to 23 year olds as children (oh that's right, that was Lindsay's enabler speaking)? This lawsuit just makes Lindsay looks so desperate for money.
    side note: Momma Lohan, your daughter is NO MADONNA OR CHER!

  30. 30

    Re: TheRockChick

    How dare you call Lindsay a whore? You don't even know her, back off!

  31. 31

    Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna?? iS SHE KIDDING ME?

  32. 32

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – LOL and your name explains it! LMAO :)

  33. 33

    Granted, the parents aren't all they should be. But the case itself has legs. Ad agencies calculate every second and pixel for maximum bang. Their claim that "milkaholic Lindsay' is arbitrary is bogus.

  34. 34

    oooooh…. now if they had milkaholic baby named Lindsay chasing after a butch baby named Sam who is a crappy 3rd rate Baby DJ, then there might be a case…

  35. 35

    Way to keep yourself in the limelight–Dina & LINDSAY!!! I call complete and utter BS… Lindsay is not a "One Name" celeb…and how DARE she compare herself to CHER or MADONNA!!! How many Lindsay's do you know, personally?? Exactly! How many people do you see named CHER or MADONNA?? Exactly!! Screw both of you crack whores!!!

  36. 36

    For people who are saying they made no connection to Lindsay Lohan upon seeing the commercial, there's a bigger picture. Calls went to the Lohans, to Dina, to Ali, to Michael, to perhaps Nana alerting them to the commercial when it aired so a significant enough amount of people made the connection for it to matter to the Lohans. The law suit is I think a FAMILY tactic to fight back that may backfire on them and the one-name recognition Dina speaks of doesn't wash. Also, one name recognition doesn't create any status of a star. Micheal Jackson wasn't known by one name. Stevie Wonder isn't known by one name. Drake (the rapper) is, and who is the bigger stars of the three?

  37. 37

    You did this to yourself Lindsay.

  38. 38

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – The only way Lindsay would have a chance to win this is IF she actually had a trademark on her name…Now, if the baby in the commercial had been named PARIS, Paris Hilton would win a lawsuit because she actually took the time to put a trademark on her name… Lindsay should just save what little money she has left for rehab, and not waste it on a lawyer at this point….

  39. 39

    Honestly this is RIDICULOUS. It had NOTHING to do with Lindsay Lohan!!! Lindsay is a popular girls name. I saw the commercial and the thought of Lindsay Lohan didn't even cross my mind.

    Why dont they spend less time worrying about frivilous crap and actually focus on getting their lives on track.

  40. 40

    Lindsay Lohan is almost 24 years old, she stopped being a child ages ago.
    When I hear the name Lindsay I think of Vonn then Buckingham, not this mess.

  41. 41

    This is ridiculous, I'd rather not know Lindsay Lohan as anything! - get a job, you money hungry sack!

  42. 42

    I have a suggestion for surviving Hollywood. get out of it. you don't have to be there and out clubbing every night to be an actress. these two are gross narcissitic hags. the whole family seem like messy attention whores.

  43. 43

    Dina is mos def the mayor of crazy town!!! Lindsay is as recognizable a one name as Cher or Madonna? hahahah! Such bullshit. Lindsay is a very common name. If someone just says "lindsay" to me, I think of about 6 people before her. They were laughing about how dumb this lawsuit is on GMA this morning!

  44. 44

    This is one of the DUMBEST things I have ever heard! She is delusional & pathetic!!!

  45. 45

    huh? everyone knows lindsay? what a crock…she is no Cher nor Madonna and Lindsay as common a name as anything out there. You say Lindsay and most people would say "WHO" then when you add Lohan in there they say "OH YEAH, THAT MESS" and must comment on Pimp Dinas Pimp hat…fits her since she pimps out her ho daughters!

  46. 46

    even if E-trade was referring to Lindsay…they have every right to say what they want to say. If they mentioned the word "alcoholic" then maybe she would have a case, but even then…they wouldn't be stating something that is untrue. Everyone knows that the Lohan's are crap - and they keep giving us reasons to support that. Madonna and Cher are one name brands. Both names are uncommon. Madonna's is real and Cher's is made up. Now someone like Justin Timberlake is also a one name star but that's because people actually like him! When I hear Lindsay, I definitely don't think of Lindsay Lohan. LMFAO! Just because gossip columns refer to her by her first name and show her picture doesn't make her a one name star! By that measure, all stars are one name stars if their pictures are included. When was the last time you saw the name Lindsay in the NYT without a picture and without her last name that was actually referring to her. These people need help. The mother is such a money hungry stage mom whore!

  47. 47

    and what's with the hat asshole! Your not 14. Oh - maybe that's a picture of the younger ugly one with all the nasty freckles. Oh wait - that's all of them! It looks like the family stood in front of a screen door and someone threw shit at them!

  48. 48

    How dare you call Lindsay a whore? You don't even know her, back off!

    Okay…shes a firecrotch low life non talented drug infested drunk!

    Now thats better…added more to her nasty resume! What an idiot youare!

  49. 49

    I really don't think this commercial has anything to do with Linsday Lohan- it's a totally common name! What a dipshit.

  50. 50

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – ali, get off the computer and get back to your dicksucking lessons - and snort that big pile of coke i left you this am.

  51. 51

    Dinah should just do a retro-70s coke porn and get it over with. Lindsay needs a guy like Charlie Sheen to slap the s**t out of her.

  52. 52

    The only way it could have been taken as Lindsay Lohan was if they said "that milkaholic Lohan girl" or something like that.

    Lindsay is a common name. She just assumes its' her because "aholic" was in it. Get a life Lohan, the world doesn't owe you anything.

  53. 53

    The first person who pops into my head when I hear Lindsey is Vonn. Everything the la Lohan is not - rocking body, personality and able to capture the entire world's attention when she hits a ski slope. Lindsey Lohan is so '90s.

  54. 54


  55. 55

    What's the point of suing? She just wants money easily, because she doesn't know how to work for it. They're just drawing more attention to the commercial. I highly doubt she'll win this lawsuit…

  56. 56

    e-Trade attorneys will crush her. I can't imagine an ego like hers - Lindsey is in the Top 500 names for girls. Did she copywrite or trademark the name? Then STFU. She really is insane….What's worse is some scum-bag attorney is going to be billing the hell out of her. And they say Brittany needed a conservator? Really?

  57. 57

    classy dina, real classy… not

  58. 58


  59. 59

    I hope E-Trade's lawyers finally bury the Lohans for good. They already have no money so this should finally send them back to the gutters of Long Island where they belong. Worthless trash.

  60. 60

    Re: Aussieone – well they sure do now that all the lohans have planted it firmly in all of our minds with all of their WHINING.

  61. 61

    I never ever ever thought of Lindsay Lohan when I saw this during the superbowl….and nobody did! its a baby in the commercial…i can understand if they put someone in that looked like her …but it further demonstrates that these people are so pathetic!!!! what a joke they are

  62. 62

    When i here lindsay i dont think lohan. She is nothing like cher, madonna, britney or christina. She has a loooooong ways to go before shes anywere near it!

  63. 63

    LOL — "Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna." - That's even funnier than the commerical. I NEVER thought of Lohan when I've see the ad.

  64. 64

    she's not a fucking child !! She is in her 20's now .. She needs to grow the fuck up !!

  65. 65

    Sad. They really are dellusional

  66. MP says – reply to this


    That woman is delusional. Most people know 10 girls named Lindsay, it's a very common name.

  67. 67

    Since when is a woman in her 20s a child? Maybe a child-like or even infantile. How was she damaged to the tune of millions? I never once thought Hohan when I saw the spot. She's got to predict the backlash when her people compare her to Cher, Oprah, Madonna. She must be really hard up for cash, but it's only going to get worse when the judge throws out her frivolous lawsuit and she has to pay her stupid lawyers - what an idiot! E-Trade better not settle with her - take her down to Chinatown!

  68. 68

    Dude, Lohan has been a mess for the past, what? 2/3/4 years? No one remembers who the fuck she is. Nor does anyone give a fuck.

  69. 69

    Re: tigrrrlilly

    How dare you! I don't do coke, I'm Mormon.

  70. 70

    How about Lindsey Wagner,Lindsey Vonn, Lindsey Gram…

  71. 71

    OMFG, is she serious with the baby comments? The babies dont know anything anyway! They're babies!!! And besides, these are voice overs. What a stupid bitch! She needs to OD already

  72. 72

    Hohan is done in Hollywood. Doesn't she get that the only interest people have now is dark and voyeuristic? Y'all just want to watch her crash and fall, because it's gonna happen soon. I'm sure Vegas has the odds running as we watch.

    Her parents created the problem and are part of the problem. Which is why she won't ever recover.

    As for the lawsuit, any judge will throw it out and tell her this is the least of her problems and she should probably pay attention to it. This is how everyone sees her and she just does not get it!

    How far you have fallen Lindsey?……..that you are unaware that you need to get back up? and that everyone has lost faith that you ever will?

  73. 73

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – OMG Come back to planet Earth - we miss you.

  74. 74

    Lindsay Lohan is the most pathetic person in Hollywood.

  75. 75

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – You don't do coke, you're mormon? BUT YOUR SCREEN HANDLE IS HUNGUPBOYTOY!!!!!! WTF? Why do you worship this drug-addicted, talentless hooker? (yeah, I said it) You have some wacky idols…Oh…she's on PILLS…is that not considered drug use in your religion? News-flash: Drugs come from doctors too.

  76. 76

    While she's at it, she should sue every parent that named their child Lindsay.

  77. 77

    Re: highboo

    Yes I'm Mormon, and no I we don't consider pill use as drug use as a drug if it is given to you by a Doctor. And Lindsay is not a hooker, she's an actor, a singer and a fashion designer, so get you're facts straight. Trying to put down a poor innocent person like Lindsay to make yourself feel better shows a lot about the type of person youmust be. And not that I have to explaine my name to you, but its a Madonna inspired name.

  78. 78

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – ali lohan is a mormon?

  79. 79

    Re: HungUpBoyToy – of course firecrotch isn't a hooker. who would PAY to fuck that?

  80. 80

    Ya know, she never said people associate her name with good thing's. In a way, she's right, put two and two together and anyone would know that's exactly the person they were talking about in the commercial.

  81. @v@ says – reply to this


    It's a parody, so I don't know that she'll win. It just might cost her a bundle for lawyers; but of course, a lawyer will $ign up to try. I don't think she can win.

  82. 82

    Advertising is about manipulation. With the Lindsay Lohan association we are not necessarily working with what we are aware of. The lawyer said subliminal message. If many people who have some knowledge of pop culture were asked, worldwide, at the time of the Superbowl, who is a famous person with the first name of Lindsay, I'm confident that the answer with the most hits would be Lindsay Lohan. That's how it works. The viewer does need to make a conscious association. Along with the "holic" reference, people, possibly without knowing it, make the connection to Lindsay Lohan. Now, is this basis for a lawsuit? I doubt it. But I'm no legal expert.

  83. 83

    dina lohan is the stooooopidest woman on the planet. she ruined her kids lives and careers and now blames hollywood for her complete failure as a mom. pathetic.

  84. 84

    We sure know where Lindsey gets her stupidity from!

  85. 85

    This whole LOLhan saga is getting tragic now

  86. 86

    WTF is this mother smoking? When I hear Lindsay, I do not think Lohan. And I have seen almost all of her movies, and still don't think of her. You cannot even attempt to compare Lindsay Lohan to Cher or Madonna. Get off your high horse, Dina, and get a grip on reality. Your daughter is no longer famous and has destroyed her reputation completely. Go waste everyone's time somewhere else.