Because it really wouldn't be Lindsanity without her…
If you haven't already heard, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade over their HIGHlarious commercial that features a boyfriend-stealing 'milkaholic' baby named Lindsay.
Of course, Dina Lohan got wind that her daughter was making headlines again, so naturally, she picked her drunk ass off the floor and jumped at the chance to weigh in on the crazy!!
Orange Oprah says:
"She said, 'Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?' They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically. I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore. Everyone knows Lindsay, like Cher or Madonna."
BWAH HA HA HA. BLASPHEMY!!
Our apologies, we forgot that we had stumbled into the incoherent world according to Lindsanity, where her enAAbling mom tells her every day she is as high-profile as Cher or Madonna!!
Get a grip, you pyscho, you're half the reason your daughter is as messed up as she is!!
You're right on one thing - she is a CHILD, but she wouldn't have to 'survive' Hollywood if you hadn't let her run amock and destroy her career!!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: baby, commercial, delusional, drunk, e-trade, ginge, hollywood, lawsuit, legal matters, lindsanity, milkaholic, orange oprah