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The "True Mistress" Of Tiger Woods Is Announced!!

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!!

Jamie Jungers has taken home the crown as "The True Mistress" of Tiger Woods, a title Howard Stern awarded the gutter troll during his Mistress Beauty Pageant this morning!!

Jungers took home $75,000 for her clASSy and ladylike charms, AKA exposing the size of Tiger's peen and what he wanted her to do in bed.

The runner-up and winner of a $15,000 prize was Jaimee Grubbs.

Congratulations, ladies!!

Continue setting such a fine example for young girls everywhere!!

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51 comments to “The "True Mistress" Of Tiger Woods Is Announced!!”

  1. 1

    lol.. She's gross.

  2. 2

    can't wait to get home and listen to the replay tonight! howard is a genius for coming up with this one.

  3. 3

    shes fug

  4. 4

    Her parents must be so proud.

  5. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I'm sorry “““““““` ewwwwwwwwwww

  6. 6

    RoyallyObsessed.com check it out. It is all about American royalty

  7. 7

    For once, Perez…. I TOTALLY agree with you! ;)

  8. 8

    She is one ugly whore.

  9. 9

    Now can Tiger just go away? Enough of Tiger for 100 lifetimes.

  10. 10

    Perez Hilton. The Queen of he/she who lives in a glass house. If you could you would bang every straight married Actor in Hollywood and never wash your ass.

  11. 11

    Skanks … all of them.

  12. 12

    She isnt even remotely pretty. I dont know what he was thinking with either of those girls. I get that he wanted to sleep around with multiple women, but couldn't he at least of chosen women as pretty if not prettier than his gorgeous wife? That is the biggest insult to her. Not saying I think he should have ever cheated, but c'mon. These bitches are disgusting!

  13. 13


  14. 14

    Howard is the best.

    Perez you are so jealous that you weren't asked to judge…give it a rest.

  15. 15

    Wait… They actually gave them money, or is that a joke?
    Because if they did give them money…. that's a fucking joke.

  16. 16

    Come on tiger you could of done a lot better than this ugly b*tch, I mean she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel. She is literally one of the most disgusting heathens i have ever seen.

  17. 17

    She didn't get $75,000 in cash. She got a $75,000 ring. I would have opted to come in 2nd for the cash.

  18. 18

    OMG FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. 19

    anything real about her?

  20. 20

    #9 - Actually Tiger has gone away…. the whores, the media and the bloggers keep him in the news.

  21. 21

    Nice eyelashes, very classy…. ha

  22. cbnh3 says – reply to this


    while i think shes obiously scummy and wrong in this situation, not everyone in the world needs to be a role model for young girls. you rag on taylor so hard for being edgy and not wanting to be a role model also. but hey, everyone only lives once and theyre doing what they want. they shouldnt have to live their lives to the likings of every mother in america. i dont know why you even had to make that comment, especially regarding a mistress.

  23. 23

    She is so gross so what does that say about him? he will fuck any ugly fat old bitch slut anytime…

  24. 24

    Haha Howard Stern better prepare himself for the wrath of Gloria Allred. Joslyn will probably sue him. She'll be all butthurt over him crowing Jamie the True Mistress when she was the one who was banging him for 3 years & he told her that he loved ONLY her *rolls eyes*

  25. 25

    Im flabbergasted that anyone would "enter" such a contest. POND SCUM!
    All hail to Howard for exploiting this to its limits, Im sure he had a million hysterical punchlines…

  26. 26

    Re: Chickie319

    Wrong, she got a $75,000 check and a black diamond ring. You should know what you're talking about before you comment.

  27. 27

    She looks about 12 :|

  28. 28

    Hey wait a minuet, Tiger isn't such a great example for young boys, quite piling on the ladies….

  29. 29

    Re: Chickie319 – Are you really THAT STUPID? Oh my god, I'm so thankful that I was born with some intelligence!!! LOL

  30. Harv says – reply to this


    Was Elin one of the judges ?

  31. 31

    Re: Scahootowl – LMAO

  32. 32

    Hilarious segment. And I guess Tiger's packin, the bastard.

  33. 33

    I actually felt bad for Jamie, it seemed like she was really into him.

  34. 34

    Howard would pick her, he's such a FREAK! Seriously, this is one fugly ho! But, they ALL look like MEN!

  35. 35

    Her parents must be so proud that she basicly won the title of Queen of the whores!!!! She has zero self respect. It a shame that girls like this make money of of being slutty and helping to ruin someones marrage. I'm not saying that its all her fault I'm just saying when you know someone is married you should stay clear. But I guess if you're a money grubbing whore you don't care.

  36. 36

    Sooooo, WHAT is the size of Tiger's peen???

  37. 37

    WHOA, is that her actual makeup??? Her eyelashes look DRAWN ON!!!! Ugh, her face is creepy… she's lucky she's an easy slut or she would'a never bagged Tiger. GROSS.

  38. 38

    A fine example indeed - what'z up with the $1.00 adhesive eyelashes - total blow up creepy doll look I suppose she was going for…:o)

  39. 39

    A fine example indeed - what'z up with the $1.00 store adhesive eyelashes - total "blow up creepy doll" look I suppose she was trying to nail…she did well…:o)

  40. 40

    Howard is a genius. This bit was awesome… still laughing. I loved when she cried and thanked God after she won.

  41. 41

    Ew. looks like someone distorted her face on PicSay Pro on their G1 lmao….that bitch is UGLY as all hell!

  42. 42

    I wish I could have heard it.Probably funny as hell

  43. 43

    Re: Chickie319 – She got the money ($75,000) and the ring

  44. 44

    Tiger Woods cheated on Elin for this? grosssssssssssssssssssssss

  45. 45

    Seriously these girls are so pathetic…
    How disrespectful of them…
    That man is at home with his wife and two babies…
    Have some fucking class….

  46. 46

    howard stern is stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. 47

    Is this available for everyone to listen to?

  48. 48

    Are you sure the prize wasn't for Most Hideous? Most $hiteous? Worst MakeUp? Worst 'Stache Cover Up? Scariest False Eyelashes? Longest Roots Showing? DAMN she's god-awful!

  49. 49

    ew what an ugly skank.

  50. 50

    A bunch of classes, trashy, fugly sluts.

  51. 51

    it was Tiger's fault. These ladies did the right thing by taking money out of the affairs.