Eggs Served Sunnyside…What The Jesus???
They said he would come back. We just didn't think he would appear with breakfast!
Recently, Toby Elles from Lancaster, England thought he would get in the kitchen and whip up some grub for himself. The 22-year-old brilliantly left the stove on after he was done cooking and after he took a quick boozey-snoozey, he realized his error and rushed to the stove.
Lo and behold, there was Jesus Christ, looking back at him with burnt eyes of grease from the frying pan.
It is pretty distincitve! The eyes, the hair - he's got the whole Holy package!
Toby is calling it a "miracle", since the pan could have just been taken over by the flames and burned him into little pieces. Instead, Jesus appeared to save him.
And there you have it, folks! Jesus is all for smoking dope, cooking bacon and taking naps.
What A Hug!
Roman School Introduces Condom Vending Machine, Vatican is PISSED.
this blog has become godbot central.
How long before it is up on ebay, I wonder?
it looks nothing like Jesus, if anything it looks like the Mona-Lisa
BS HE DID IT HIMSELF
That's not Jesus, that's Santana!
That's not an image of Jesus Christ … it's definitely Mona Lisa with an unbleached stache !!!
With all the worlds problems this is what Jesus has time for ? thanks jesus .what would we do without you?
What makes him think it`s Jesus? Why do people always say it`s Jesus when this happens? It could be Rob Zombie or Charles Manson.
looks faked
i always knew jeezis had handle bars
jews don't eat pork. or is that muslims? hahaa
wash your dishes you animal
That's so easy to do. Burning an image into a pan? Take some pan spray, spray it into the pattern you want, turn on the stove and burn it crispy. Done.
I hate when people try to gain fame by exploiting fake miracles. It's like false prophecy. But it's not my place to judge. God knows all. He's probably laughing at this wanker.
People always see only what they want to see.
I thought it looked a little like Gaga
Oh please, he just drew Jesus in the sauce and turned up the heat.
FAKE! But what's even dumber is that someone's going to end up paying a lot of money for it, or even just to see it…Anything for attention…How long before we see this stupid kid on the evening news with his frying pan?
Kind of looks like “““ Weird Al Yankovich!
It's more likely the frying pan that Mad Donna smacked the gay Brazilian manservant in the face with when it was red hot. ajajajajajajajajaja
Ya sure whatever.
That has got to be fake.
I love Jesus but that is a hoax
not jesus, TOTALLY frank zappa…
He kind of looks like Apallo Ono
Not Jesus! Jesus drank his eggs … like Rocky.
It looks like Rob Schneider.
looks pretty fake to me
well its nice to know that Jesus took the time to produce a miracle in a frying pan for this boy and not produce one for countless people that died during our two most recent natural disasters.
it looks more like the mona lisa than jesus. and whose to say that this kid didn't make it look like that.
lol Oh, one of those…. Like Jesus would have nothing better to do…
Hopefully one day I'll see Darwin's face in my crusty pan or on my burnt toast…
How the heck does he know what Jesus looked like? If you ask me, that's John Lennon in his pan:)
lmfao at some of the comments xD this has been the most entertaining post in a while
Oh great, now I'm hungry and dieting. Thanks Jesus!
Oh great, now I'm hungry and dieting. Thank you Jesus!
Uhm it REALLY looks like he tried to make it burn into Jesus's face. Its like stenciling or something. Not trying to take anyone's Jesus away, but yeah, maybe not in this particular frying pan. But he's onto something though. Carve Jesus in anything you cook with and get international press. Ugh.
That's not Santana, that's Cheech Marin 35 years ago! It's your brain on drugs!
Re: no comment – Because everyone knows what Jesus looked like!
Re: kahlo – well its nice to know that Jesus took the time to produce a miracle in a frying pan for this boy and not produce one for countless people that died during our two most recent natural disasters.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! The other thing thats a kicker is that "natural disasters" are ALSO called "An Act of GOD" So it looks like Jesus wanted to put his face in a skillet and "GOD" wanted a whole bunch of people to suffer and die! Whatta a guy!!!!! People are so fucking stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy gives us Brits a bad name…
so the guy can finger paint with grease - so what? puhleese.
Re: lauris – Yep I agree! It looks like he made it look like Jesus where his face is there a smudge marks like he was using his finger to shape it or something
That is obviously faked.
Besides, no one knew what Jesus looked like, anyway. How do they know it "looks like Jesus"?
Eggs, bacon and Jesus … makes sense …. what did he say …. Sunny side up !
Hoooooaaaax. But the guy is kinda cute. (Toby, not Jesus.)
haha this too funny.
I didn't know Jesus had a handlebar mustache.. LAME
maybe they could carbon date it
Why are Christians so dumb?
this is fake. and if jesus exists…why the hell would he show up on a frying pan? lame.
That is the Mona Lisa!!!
Re: HeavenOBliss – WIN.
the bible says do not worship images,how can anyone say that is the likeness of JESUS?
tool traced the mona lisa and put a tash on her and a *miracle* occurred
Just listen to yourselves you boring turds. The guy is all over the news with his pan and you bleat "faake" "Laaame" Get a grip, its called a bit of fun
Cool! Bacon Jesus saves Toby from crispy death. He moves in mysterious ways you know..
that looks more like the Mona Lisa to me
Doesn't it say Fax Disc or something up on the rim of the pan? People will believe anything if Jesus is in the mix I suppose, hehe…
It's Jesus's way of telling Toby here to stop cooking because he
burns EVERYTHING.