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Gosselin Kids Miss Their Idiot Parents!!

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Oh, the trials and tribulations of having to call desperate famewhoring losers 'mom' and 'dad!'

Now that Kate Gosselin is spending half the week in El Lay on Dancing With The Stars, apparently the eight kids - WHO, BTW, ARE THE ONLY REASON THEY'RE FAMOUS - are struggling to cope without their parents!

Sources are reporting that the kids, watched by nannies, "were asking, 'When is Mommy coming home?'"

Even worse, the twins Cara and Maddy are getting depressed and the sons Aeden, Collin, and Joel "got into trouble at school for talking back to teachers."

There was no way in hell these kids were ever going to be normal, and with this news, it seems like they're fast-tracking it on the road to becoming MESSED UP teens.

Apparently, Kate is unphased because she wants to be a massive hack star.

Another source says:

"She says Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have lots of kids and their parents are away for long periods, working to support them."

UM. Delusional much, Kate? You're nowhere CLOSE to Brangelina's stardom, and they seem to bring the kids with them on location all the time!!

As obnoxious and frigid as she is, we can SORT OF sympathize with her fameWHORING - at least she's working to support her family!!

Is no one else wondering WHY THE EFF Jon isn't present to take care of the kids??

WTF is he doing that's so important, having his baby peen surgically enhanced??

DOUCHE.

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64 comments to “Gosselin Kids Miss Their Idiot Parents!!”



  1. 1

    Check out RumerMills. If Perez makes you laugh then you'll love this site too. Calling celebrities on what they are - shameless, attention seeking famewhores! www.rumermills.com



  2. 2

    Seriously, what is the story with her? She is gone, show is done, and the nice thing about that was we didn't have to get 10 posts a day on here about her. Suddenly she is back being posted about constantly at the same time she is on PEople Magazine. It all seems like an orchestrated publicity buy from her producers.



  3. 3

    Oh, and if you read the other sites, she is keeping the kids away from him.



  4. 4

    of course they miss their mom. that's normal. if they didnt miss her, then there would be a problem. this is not news or gossip.



  5. 5

    You're the biggest famewhore who ever lived, buckethead!!!!!!!!!!



  6. 6

    This woman is useless.
    She is supposed to be a mom and she can't even do that.
    She doesn't have any particular talent and somehow people give her some attention.
    She should go back to being a nurse.
    Comparing herself to Brad and Angelina who can at least act.



  7. 7

    She is trying to make a living. Leave her alone. Kids have parents that travel for work all the time. You are just trying to create drama as always.

  8. tonic says – reply to this


    8

    You really blow hot and cold with her, Perez. Yeah, she's out supporting her kids, but only because she got a little money early and vastly expanded her lifestyle into a mansion and spa treatments. Middle class was never good enough for her–she wants to be a star. Premeditated from the time she got fertility treatments. Attention whore. Bad mother.



  9. 9

    So being a big star justifies you leaving your kids at home? What does Angie/Brad's stardom have to do with being a good parent? Whether you are a person working at Wal-Mart or a celebrity in Hollywood, you should make an effort to spend time with your children. No excuses! (I'm talking to you, Angelina, queen of all media-whores who only spends time with the kids when there is a photographer around!)



  10. 10

    Yo Dumbass!! Did you forget your own fucking story! You reported, and then cheered, that Jon has been trying to have the kids be with him while Kate the famewhore is out promoting herself to anyone (aka: you) who will listen to her. But, the whore won't let him have any more visitation, and leaves them with nannies instead. YOU reported that, remember?? Of course not, you don't do this site anymore, and the rest of your crew (like yourself) are morons. The, you have the audacity to ask "Is no one else wondering WHY THE EFF Jon isn't present to take care of the kids??"

    You are the biggest douche there ever was.



  11. 11

    Wow, Perez, really.. What is your beef with this women?? She's famous, like it or not. She will proably be famous for some time. Wait until she starts dating.. It is like Angelina and Brad. She is working. Of course kids will react this way now. It woudl be the same if she went to work at a normal job. Kids will react negatively. She is their primary caregiver. So obviously the kids will be upset. And famewhore, that hun, is you.. I see your big head pop up everywhere.. Biggest famewhore of the all.



  12. 12

    Unphased? It's unfazed. Jesus. Who writes this dreck?



  13. 13

    Re: taylor_love – I kind of agree with you, but how could you possibly know whether Angelina is only around her kids when the cameras are around? Do you stalk her?



  14. 14

    She doesnt want Jon around the kids. He has tried. She is the douche not him! Get a life Perez. Why dont you get all the info first. You are the biggest douche around



  15. 15

    her "hair" looks like a wig



  16. 16

    Moms in the real world work. They aren't with their children all the time. We need to stop accusing her of being a bad mother simply because she is working. Then millions of mothers are bad mothers because they work. And personally, I think she is a good mother because she realizes her children's father is not going to be able to support them and she finds work. Would working as a nurse be better as in time with her children, yes; but is it going to give her a disposable income with 8 children, no.

    As for her children, their school behaviors and emotional states are most likely a cause of the divorce.



  17. 17

    kate remains no talent trailer park trash whore bitch who needs to go away. forever.



  18. 18

    i cannot believe she has the audacity to compare herself to the jolie-pitts - delusional much? cannot wait to see her crash and burn - figuratively and literally.



  19. 19

    Re: The Jenn – She was a nurse? Well why doesn't she go back to that then… Helping others and making a real difference in the world is far better than showing off!



  20. 20

    Jon loves his kids. Its very apparent to us all. She controls his time with them, and as part of her abusive behaviour, she denies him time with them. She is a useless twat.



  21. 21

    not saying what they're doing as parents is "right" or "wrong"… but let's not be wilin out about the boys cuttin up in school… do you know how many kids whose parents arent so called "famewhores" act up in school? sometimes they have happy families, my brother always talked back in school… some kids are just smartasses. it happens.

  22. DiDu says – reply to this


    22

    You don't have to be at home all of the time to be a great Mom. She is making well over $100,000+ dollars for being on DWTS. John is a douche who should never be allowed the kids again. I'm sure kids with parents who are overseas ask where there Mom/Dad are, too. It's just part of life! She will probably be away less than a month total if you add up all the days.



  23. 23

    Anyone else notice that it is OK for a parent to IGNORE their children if they are A listers??? ITS NOT OK!! Do you really think John Travolta would turn around and say to the world "oh I was a star its ok for me to never be envolved with my kids, and I am ok with the fact I wasnt there to spend time with my now passed child??" NO coming from a parent who was their 100% for both her kids and now one of them is passed I feel bad for the 6mts of her life I workd a normal job…. All those poor kids who grow up with nannies as parents.



  24. 24

    I usually agree w/u, Perez. But seriously? Lay off Kate. I mean, I don't hear you ragging on Jennifer Garner or Victoria Beckham when they jet off here and there and leave their kiddos behind. Tell me again, why is Vicky B more worthy of celeb status than Kate? PLUSSSS… how, pray tell, do you think she should take care of her kids and keep them secure from that douchey dad of theirs? You'd prefer she go back to nursing? She needs to bring in some serious dough!! Have a little sympathy, will ya?



  25. 25

    Re: Glen Coco – I agree!



  26. 26

    Why are we still talking about her? The only thing we should be talking about is how disgusting her hair is!



  27. 27

    Just yesterday you were "rooting" for her…you cant even keep up with yourself.



  28. 28

    Oh… and the last time I checked, Perez, YOUUUU are famous for having a blog. Some would consider YOU unworthy of celeb status. If you want to pat yourself on the back for gaining fame & glory, you ought to support others like you… Paris Hilton, Jon & Kate, The Real Housewives, etc. Face it… the new celebrity is someone like you and Kate. She shot out babies. You have a blog. Big deal. Stop whining about how you wish she would go away. Some people wish you would too, bud.



  29. 29

    You continue to be an idiot, Perez. The kids aren't with their dad, where they should be, because that BITCH KATE won't let them.



  30. 30

    Ive watched every episode and this doesn't even sound like how their kids react. Anything for a story, I guess.



  31. 31

    There is no sympathy for this bitch from me at all. She and her ex were the ones to decide to sell their children and family for fame to "pay the bills". Well I'm sorry, but no one forced you to have those kids. YOU should be the one to raise them and not by being on TV. Maybe instead of focusing on money all the time, she could start to focus on her kids. They need her more. And I still say that Jon got a bum deal in a lot of this. He was a product of the environment they both abused. He should be able to have more time with his children if his ex wants to go all over the country whoring herself out on tv everyday for whatever reason she can find. Those children are the ones who suffer in this the most. So let's do them a favor shall we…BLACK OUT ON THE GOSSELINS!!!! NO MORE STUPID ANNOYING STORIES ABOUT EITHER OF THEM FOR A YEAR. I could give a shit about either of them and its about goddamn time the rest of America does the same. It's the only way to get rid of this disease.



  32. 32

    Re: wiseone09 – BS. If she was serious about her children's welfare, she wouldn't be dumping them with nannies constantly to whore herself on tv. She was a nurse…she needs to get back into that. Its a REAL JOB. Dont defend POS please. It's beneath you and everyone who has to look at the post.



  33. 33

    Re: Glen Coco – Real moms who work come home to their children everyday, not have a million nannies doing their job for them. She is a reality whore. That's not a star. She doesn't deserve any fame whatsoever. And as for that income jab…doesnt matter if she thinks she won't make enough. The real problem is that it's NEVER ENOUGH. Working is too f'n good for this bitch. And Jon HAS tried to get more visitation. Bitch thinks its better for the kids to be raised by the nannies instead of their father. Yeah…that's a good mom. NOT! He has never shown himself to be bad with the kids at all. He is always good with them. Her on the other hand is the mother from HELL with the way she talks to them, disciplines them and basically overall acts. She was the one to thrust her family in the spotlight for money, so she deserves all the shit she gets for it. Being a nurse would actually give her more respectability. Fuck the money!



  34. 34

    Re: DiDu – Really? How do you think the children would think about that frame of mind you senseless bat? This is their FATHER and no matter what YOu think, will always be. He has always shown the best of parenting skills between them. It;s his outside life he doesn't know how to control and not surprising since he was with a female Hitler for 10 years. You obviously DONT have children or you would never make such a stupid, insensitive remark. Or maybe you do and it just goes to show how some people just aren't made for parenting. Take your pick.



  35. 35

    Re: alihalley – Jennifer Garner? Seriously? She is pictured EVERY DAY WITH BOTH OF HER KIDS! When was the last time this bitch was with her kids? Give me a break! And hello…. Victoria ALSO takes her boys EVERYWHERE WITH HER. They don't have the nannies this bitch has. I have never seen Kate take her kids ANYWHERE UNLESS IT WAS FOR HER FUCKING SHOW. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad parenting! They documented it for cryin out loud! Go back and watch 1 episode of that shitty show. She IS a horrible mother!



  36. 36

    Kate had a dance studio built at her house so that she could be there for her children and she looks amazing! Yeah, she's not like Brad & Angelina - Jon left her and she gave birth to all of her eight children. A woman to be admired. Good for her for supporting her children. What would you like her to do - get on welfare??



  37. 37

    Re: tonic – What's wrong with her having a large house for her eight children? Would you rather they live in a mobile home? She does have talent speaking, organizing her children, nursing and she's a good single mom role model.



  38. 38

    Re: Heather89 – Do you think being a nurse would pay enough to feed, clothe and educate eight children?



  39. 39

    Sorry but, if she were a nurse right now, that job would take her away for hours on in, and cause more stress than being a celeb. Most nurses I know work so many hours and are under so much stress. Give her a dam break. She did nothing horrific. She did not beat, abuse, neglect her kids. She IS WORKING FOR GODS SAKE..



  40. 40

    Not only are you light in your loafers you are also the queen of flip flops. You used to have your nose so far up Kate's ass her hair was turning brown. What's up with hating her now?



  41. 41

    What does Brangelina's stardom have to do with anything? If anything, Kates isn't as big so she doesn't spend as much time away as they do. It's pretty much the exact same situation family wise.



  42. 42

    When are you bozos going to remember ….KATE TOSSED OUT JON BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN SETTLED IN THE NEW HOUSE.



  43. 43

    Perez, you are an ass. I know alot of people don't like Kate but she isn't any different from celebrities. My kids ask when Daddy is coming home if he runs to the store so give me a frigging break and stop making news out of nothing.

    I hope she does well on the show. I have never seen an episode of Jon and Kate because the show never interested me, but millions of people did watch it and that is why she is in the media so much. So give it a rest.



  44. 44

    Regardless she is going to get blasted for everything she does, and everyone is going to forever judge her. So she might as well do what she wants to do and not worry about making anyone happy but herself..There are far worse celebirty parents out there that could be talked about. but whatever



  45. 45

    What does being more famous have to do with anything? I'm sure those kids are fine and dandy.



  46. 46

    The kids name is spelled AADEN with two "A"s you idiot. they only say that on the show like all the time. You would know if you actually watched half of the stuff you talk shit about. and BTW CoCo Perez is HORSESHIT> YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FASHION



  47. 47

    Oh for Christs sake Mario! Kids act up-they all go through phases, challenging authority or getting a little bummed out now and then. It happens, lots of times, when both parents are home consistantly. It's called the way of the world. Clearly you know squat about children. Must be a slow news day.



  48. 48

    I hate all the attention Kate and Jon get. I think that Kate and Jon are both at fault. Yes, their marriage disolved - that happens a LOT this day and age. But they should have at least stayed civil and kept their problems out of the limelight. I understand its hard with papparazzi but I mean, all those television interviews were pointless. Being the child of divorced parents is hard enough, especially when they go to war and you're caught in the middle. And it's even HARDER when its all splashed across the headlines for the world to see. Jon shouldn't be schmoozing with all these women (its despicable), and Kate shouldn't be insinuating all this publicity. 'Supporting your family' is a pathetic excuse to join Dancing With The Stars. I bet you anything those kids would rather have their mother home than have some extra money lying around. Nothing is more important than the love of a family, not even all the riches in the world. Both the parents are at fault; God bless those poor children.



  49. 49

    I don't get why sometimes you are kissing her ass and then other times you are hating her. Make a choice hate her or love her, but you can't do both…Next news please!



  50. 50

    Useless? No, she was an educated successful nurse who had to give up her career when their fertility treatments blessed them with 6 little babies. TLC approached THEM for a show. Jon's a useless loser, who can't keep a job and ruined their sorce of income. Nursing can't support the 8 children. Kate is doing what she can to "man up" for her family.

    Keep Kate, LOSE ther Jersey Shore dipshits.



  51. 51

    GEEZZZ Can you really blame the girl for trying to get a check????? She has 100 kids..and the dads not gonna support them. BEATS WELFARE PEREZ…ASSHOLE



  52. 52

    Re: tonic – HELL MIDDLE CLASS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE..DUH



  53. 53

    Most parents have jobs and have to leave the kids at home from time to time. that is life. she happens to have a job in front of the camera and suddenly its bad to ever leave the house? I think in order to be a good mom, she needs to not only be able to support the kids but to be a PERSON! Go Kate!



  54. 54

    im sick of this shit about her off doing the show,so the fuck what shes trying to make a living her useless ass of a ex husband surely isnt paying the bills.when i was a kid my mother and father worked a lot too,so they could feed there fucking children and me and my brothers and sisters are doing fine ye pack of fucking morons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  55. 55

    get her the fuck out of here shes not a celebrity because she thought her vagina was a clown car get h er the fuck off our media please, she is ugly and plain and boring and has zero talent that we are interested in



  56. 56

    I'm so sick of this woman's face. I am sad for her kids. They used to have a fairly "stable" home life and now they're being taken care of by nannies all the time. That's fucked up. And bitch mentions herself in the same category as Brad and Angelina…not in a million years shithead…plus Brad and Angelina always bring the kids with them. Stupid.



  57. 57

    Jon must be comming up with child support somewhere or you would have already reported he was'nt and you have'nt yet. Kate looks like a $2 whore in this pic and she looks stoned out of her mind. Maybe it's not all work for Miss Muffin as she wants the whole world to think she is mother of the year and that all she does is for her kids when we all know she wants to be a star yeh right that's going to happen!



  58. 58

    I actually agree with you Perez..Kate is trying to make money the only way she knows how to serious she can't go ack to nursing the hospitals would be packed with photographers nd spys nd shyt.. There is however no excuse for Jon not to be with his kids at this time.



  59. 59

    Re: Chicken Love

    She does have a nursing degree which could be put to good use, you're right. And she could be using her "celeb" status for good. She could open up a place much like Ronald McDonald house and support the parents of multiples, providing counselling, child care relief, and possibly help raise money for vehicles. She is not the only person nowadays who has multiples, but she acts like she is.
    Instead she chose the fame route, ditching her husband and her children. And as for being a good public speaker……have you heard her speak? Ummm, Ummm Ummm, uhhh, uhhh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I ,I



  60. 60

    It was reported that Jon asked for extended visitation while Kate was doing DWTS. Kate denied him. Apparently, she thinks that the nannies make better parents than she or Jon, and they probably are. Sadly, all the kids want are their parents.



  61. 61

    People are stupid if they buy her excuse of "I have to make a living for my children" as her reason to be in the spotlight. Funny how not long ago they were totally broke and yet there multi million house and everything else is still in tact. Wake up people! She's a manipulator.



  62. 62

    Re: Jennivo69 – Her nursing degree is put to good use if only for her children - you ever had any? - you're always dealing with flu's, ear infections, etc. Her "Celeb" status would be over really fast if she didn't stay in the public view i.e. TV. She may not be the only single mom with 8 children but the only one I've heard of. It couldn't be easy to pull yourself together for TV, dance and get in shape like that. And again I do like to hear her talk and I must not be the only one. She seems pretty wise.



  63. 63

    My God People, the women is working….she's gone two days a week….of course the kids miss her, if it were up to kids mom would be at their disposal 24/7 unfortunately kids need to be housed, fed, educated and require medical care and these things are not free. And she sure as hell can't count on that loser Jon to do a damn thing except be an embarrassment……

    GOOD FOR KATE…….



  64. 64

    Will everyone just stop with this "poor Kate" crap, saying "She's just trying to support her kids." If she TRULY cared about her kids, she would go back to nursing, near where they live and actually be with and raise her kids, not have nannies to do that. Nurses make an exorbitant amount of money, and it's enough, if you don't expect to spend $7,000 on f'ing bad hair. Jon probably can't work, because he's more of a parent than she is!