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Watch the video (above) as Jessica Simpson details her subpar daily hygiene!

Ew. Ew. Ew.

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  1. 1

    It'd be funnier if she said she doesn't use toilet paper or tampons. She just wipes it with her sleeve.



  2. 2

    And this too is more important than Merlin Olsons's passing.



  3. 3

    That IS gross. What most people don't realize is that no brushing/flossing (particularly flossing) leads to diseased gums, which eventually carry bad bacteria on a 1-way trip to the heart. My uncle died died from a heart attack brought on by years of neglect on his teeth and gums. So yuck it up all you want, dumb bitch. You will pay the price someday! Idiot.



  4. 4

    Maybe that's why she's a sexual napalm because her breath will blow you away.



  5. 5

    ewwwww



  6. 6

    uh oh! www.fashionateme.com



  7. 7

    She is clearly joking!

  8. 6one9 says – reply to this


    8

    If that's true that she doesn't “ brush her teeth ““` then that's just fucking “`n.a.s.t.y.!!



  9. 9

    Every time I see her I just see her dad in a wig.



  10. 10

    She's young and must have strong teeth, so she can probably get away for now with not brushing or flossing much and just using mouth wash. But I can guarantee you when she gets a little older she will at least start having problems with her gums which will lead to halitosis and gum disease. That shit can be hard to reverse once it developes. Dental work is VERY expensive. One root canal and crown is about $1,700, and if you have to pull the tooth and get an implant is about $3,000, unless you want to walk around looking like a piece of trash with missing teeth. Brush and floss twice a day.



  11. 11

    Re: carinacarina – I posted that this morning on the Belzer story.



  12. 12

    im just glad we didnt have to sit thur her singing



  13. 13

    this is why i like jessica shes a beautiful girl but not a priss about b'n so pretty,shes very honest and funny.i don't know why people r on her so much shes a good person



  14. 14

    Her teeth must be SO FURRY! I can't stand the feeling of furry teeth.



  15. 15

    As long as the poon is clean, it's all good!



  16. 16

    Seriously that IS disgusting. Ugh. I wonder what her freaking teeth feel like when she runs her tounge over them. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross! I bet her breathe smells so bad. Ugh that is so disgusting. I HAVE to brush my teeth in the morning before I pee or make my bed. My breath is stank as hell in the a.m. I won't even lie. I have to no matter what!!



  17. 17


  18. 18

    Re: papatoony – that would be a really pretty man



  19. 19

    Re: papatoony – LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW! Never heard that one but Holy SHIT!!



  20. 20

    i wonder how all the thousands of men she has slept with can stand her. shes simply horrid. on a positive note, she actually looks really good here. havent seen her look this good in, well, never.



  21. 21

    And what do you put in your mouth, Porky, I'll give you a clue, It's what gave you the nasty herpes on your lip. And how do you brush those horse teeth of yours? I'm thinking car wash.

    Hmmm, let's see, an STD infected mouth on a pig? Or a Listerine mouth on a babe. I know my choice. You have a lot of nerve talking about someone else's hygiene, Porky. Oink, oink, dick-weed.



  22. 22

    Maybe this is the reason she can't keep a boyfriend very long…? lol. jk



  23. 23

    arkk ! :s !



  24. 24

    Re: RandomNYgirl

    I'm with you, I'll take a down to earth beauty over a skank that wears a lobster on her head any day.



  25. 25

    I bet her breath is nasty!



  26. 26

    I brush and floss everyday..
    Yet i still have TONS of cavities due to my genetics.
    As in my mother and grandmother also devleoped many cavities despite healthy diets and proper hygiene.

    Must be nice to be Miss Jessica Simpson… FML



  27. 27

    aha, love her

  28. obama says – reply to this


    28

    the singing reminds me of a skit they would do on SNL where they are imitating Jessica Simpson. She is really bad. Cute and sweet though.



  29. 29

    she said it fucking flip her off



  30. 30

    Re: tushiwushi – LMFAO @ furry



  31. 31

    shew has oral sex i dont like u no more

  32. DiDu says – reply to this


    32

    Haha, I'm guilty of doing the same. Just every great once in awhile though, haha.



  33. 33

    I really don't think J Simp is fat…at all. She is also, however, not a size four…at all. I don't see why, if she's so comfortable with her body, she can't admit she's a 6, maybe an 8. Also, if she's so "hurt" by people picking on her, why admit you're disgusting and don't brush your teeth? I don't brush b/c I have to, I mean..of course I do, but I brush because it makes my mouth feel clean and I love to do it. She's weird.



  34. 34

    she has such an ugly nose



  35. 35

    honestly perez keep ur shit opions to ur self. stop being a judger and ahter. im DONE with this site man.



  36. 36

    she was joking around, and mario, if it was true, so what, not like you were going to suck her face



  37. 37

    well said Cookiepuss71! you are absolutely correct. as a dental hygienist, I can only imagine the state of her mouth. gross. way to be a role model Jess.



  38. 38

    uhh…what!?



  39. 39

    My son had a friend, when younger, whose dad confessed that he never brushed his teeth. Yuchhhhh. But at least Jess does Listerine.



  40. 40

    Re: Genghis Khan – 50% of Americans go to a periodontist!



  41. 41

    lol…i had to brush my teeth after watching this…



  42. 42

    She's cute, but vacuous. Who gives a fugg?



  43. 43

    i dont care i love jessica simpson and i think everyone is guilty of not brushing once in a while!!!



  44. 44

    She looks like she has gained weight.



  45. 45

    man all of you people hating on her shut the fuck up its not like shes going around with nastyass teeth she has a beautyful smile.
    And if her breath smelled they would gossip abput it but nope.Plus udk if shes just fucking around



  46. 46

    She has to be joking because if you don't brush your teeth, they would be yellow and fugly! Someone would have already told her something by now.



  47. 47

    Better off kissing her vagina!



  48. 48

    This is right up there with Sheryl Crowe asking all of America to conserve resources by only using one flimsy sheet of toilet paper to wipe your butt…Ew, ew, and ew!



  49. 49

    Damn she is still so cute…..She used to be hott. Now she just seems more down to earth and a little more grown up. Which makes her super cute in my eyes……but yeah when we daye that bitch is definently brushing her teeth. I dont want my junk smelling like Dorritos!



  50. 50

    Date* ^^^^^^^^

  51. kukla says – reply to this


    51

    Re: Sexsai – LOL



  52. 52

    Holy hell, Perez. Leave her alone.

    She is ADORABLE. LOVE YOU JESSICA!



  53. 53

    Re: cookiepuss71 – Wow…. yuck it up bitch? Who taught you to talk that way? You have a valid point about dental hygiene being linked to a person's over all health, but you completely degrade your points by making trashy hurtful comments.

    Anyway, it's not like Jessica Simpson is the only person who does this. Little kids do it. Teenagers. College kids. Adults. The elderly. Lots of people get lazy about hygiene. Especially if she isn't worried about kissing anyone etc…I don't think she's unusual. I used to be an assistant to a dental hygenist. Most cases I saw, people could afford to brush their teeth more. And most problems would be solved if people made sure they flossed properly daily.



  54. 54

    not only is that disgusting, but she sounds TERRIBLE in that part where she's singing.



  55. 55

    who is she again? she really isn't relevant. Let's brush her off to the side…. permanently!

  56. Low says – reply to this


    56

    Gross… I can't imagine the bacteria in her mouth… she is gross.



  57. 57

    You guys are dumb for taking her seriously.
    When she smiles you can totally tell she brushes.
    I can't believe Jessica Simpson managed to make other people look stupid.



  58. 58

    Her smile is gorJess! She's joking around, just having fun. Love the new song too, it took me a couple of listens, but now it's a favorite of mine. Can't wait to see her new show on Monday. Reviews have been fantastic and it looks funny, charming, and heartbreaking.



  59. 59

    Im sure shes just joking, Look how white her teeth are.

  60. ozmed says – reply to this


    60

    I hope this whole new grunge image is not a promotions ploy for her show. It seems she is trying too hard to be real after years of being known as a blonde bimbo. Trying to be real doesn't involve dressing like crap. I wouldn't kick her out of bed though :D



  61. 61

    I'd fuck her even if her ass was dirty!!!! LOL



  62. 62

    did something happen while i wasnt watching because Jessica Simpson has always had class. its this site that says otherwise, i would let her pee on me

  63. @v@ says – reply to this


    63

    Re: cookiepuss71 – True that. I've been told that flossing once a day beats brushing three times a day teeth and gums wise, but it probably wouldn't help the love life, so best to do both.



  64. 64

    Shes actually just taking the piss. HAHAH at people taking it seriously.



  65. 65

    At least she's comfortable enought to admit the stuff that other celebs won't come out and say. I wonder how many of these stars don't wash their hands in the restroom, hmmmm?



  66. 66

    So… you are tellin me that after she sucked Nick off…. she just wiped her mouth and went on with it…… uh. BRUSH woman BRUSH!



  67. 67

    Yuck … but I'm sure her dentist said … "You've got the nicest set of teeth I've COME across in a long time" ;-) … she really puts the kank into Skank.



  68. 68

    Maybe the tartar on her teeth was what John Mayer was talking about when he said napalm. What's up with the 90's version of saying "I heart … " Looks like her dad took her in the wrong direction again but we know what direction he likes her most and I think that's probably on her knees looking up



  69. 69

    oooh yeah
    oooh yeah
    oooh yeah
    oooh yeah
    Seriously Jessica? This bothered me more than the teeth thing. lol



  70. 70

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  71. Kibs says – reply to this


    71

    she's just joking..after seeing her interview on oprah i have a new found respect of jessica. she's just a woman trying to be happy with herself despite endless critiscism in this materialistic society.

  72. TCYB says – reply to this


    72

    She doesn't look like she uses shampoo either.



  73. 73

    Giving bimbos the world over a bad rap.



  74. 74

    why is this fat tranny chick with her bumpy nose even on anyone's radar? If it was not for her whoring out her name on everything from cheap looking purses to toilet paper, she would be standing in the unemployment line.
    I also think it is funny her sisters nose cartilage is building up again, and her pretty new nose she BOUGHT, but would never admit to, is staring to look ugly…AGAIN!



  75. 75

    Re: carinacarina

    Thank you! Maybe Perez will post something in a few days…when it's old news like he always does!



  76. 76

    I like Jessica



  77. 77

    DUHHHHH she was KIDDING. Amazing how Perez thinks this is for reals… NEXT



  78. 78

    She probably wipes from back to front after taking a dump.



  79. 79

    Is this bitch crazy or what?!?!



  80. 80

    You people that think she is joking are stupid. She's not joking, she even repeatedly says she is not joking, and why else would she mention the Listering? Why is it so hard to believe coming from her? This is the same chick that talks about burping and farting under the sheets. She is gross.
    She is not cute at all anymore. Looks like she has just let herself go. She has gained quite a bit of weight too, not that there's nothing wrong with that, but it's clearly evident. No one talks about it anymore bk. of all the shit that she went through last time about her weight gain. She just looks like an average chick now. She spoke about being a "good" girl on Letterman. Really? "Good" girls sleep around with man hos like John Mayer, then on to Tony Romo, Adam Levine and whoever else. She seems nice enough, but don't deny she is gross, she is, and who cares if she is.



  81. 81

    Re: yayforfun
    Eh, why don't YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, you nasty, skanky pig. Your breath probably smells like you've been eating turd tacos. Go fuck yourself, idiot.



  82. 82

    Re: a2girlwho
    Oh please. If I wanted to have a civil discussion with someone, I wouldn't come here. Perez's blog is trash central. Jessica Simpson is a fucking idiot. If you don't like it, tough shit. Clearly some of the other idiots on here need to be schooled in dental hygiene, too.



  83. 83

    Jessica says she brushes her teeth every now and then, That is still gross. She's not joking about not brushing her teeth.

    I don't care how strong her teeth are, she STILL needs to brush them twice a day.



  84. 84

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….not funny or cute.



  85. 85

    Jessica Simpson just plain sucks. There is nothing honest about this girl. She lies about her size ( she is no size 4 or 6.) She also stated that she would never accept John mayer's apology, yet on the letterman show, she said she still cared for him and still considered him a friend. What a hypocrite. This girl makes up stuff as she goes along. Jessica says stupid stuff when she wants publicity. she is just looking for publicity for her stupid show which I won't be watching. I guess she is just being her dumb and stupid self



  86. 86

    What's happening with this girl? why is it lying and false??? unfortunately does not have good singing voice and all his movies are so bad …. so stupid speech to appear in advertising. I'm so boring to read that fat is not bad ……… hello !!!!!!!!!!!!!! fat is bad, not healthy, many people die from being fat … for heart problems ……. mature girl, brush your teeth, eat healthy and stop talking rubbish. WOMEN GROWING !!!!!!!!!!!! and most importantly … please, please … for your sake … stop talking shit …..



  87. 87

    Can't knock her, I'm a dirty girl too. Many of us our, she just has the balls to admit it.



  88. 88

    Re: none-ya – NAUGHTY! ;)



  89. 89

    and she wonders why people talk crap, she just throws material at their face. DUMB ASS TO THE MAX!



  90. 90

    Re: Poindexter-X – lmao!!!! OH MY GOD!



  91. 91

    Maybe I missed a memo - what is with celebs being so funky-nasty all of a sudden? It's not amusing that you have foot-breath because you don't brush! Get away! And someone pin Rob Pattinson down and scour him! It's not sexy not to wash! And it's not cool to tell us! There is no pretty that will overcome visible stink lines announcing your arrival! P.U.!



  92. 92

    ive learned by now, not even to watch anything she says–its quite predictable, she is going to try to 'shock' us by acting like a foolish 12yr old boy and laugh at herself–the routine is getting a bit old since she is in her late 20's, she's going to have to learn to pretend to be mature in the near future to hold anyones interest.(she cant sing, she cant act, shes a cute girl, but the boobs will only take u so far Jess)



  93. 93

    For the record, I think she is talking about not brushing her teeth at NIGHT, not that she doesn't ever brush them. She talks about putting on her face creams and such, which would make me think she's talking about her bedtime ritual. If I'm wrong and she doesn't ever brush, YUCK.



  94. 94

    Re: JackWad

    LOL! Glad I made you laugh!



  95. 95

    I literally got chills thinking about brushing my teeth with a sweater.



  96. 96

    Poor hygiene can be a sign of depression. Can't even motivate to do even those little things. Wonder if she deals with that?



  97. 97

    thats one stoopid bitch



  98. 98

    I think it's funny that she is an ambassador of some sort to Operation Smile yet she is talking about not flossing or brushing her own teeth. She is so stupid and pathetic and she thinks people will 'relate' to her by her over-sharing but how many people can really relate to being so lazy that they don't brush their own teeth!



  99. 99

    ewwwwww lol



  100. 100

    Why is she trying so hard to act like she doesn't care about being fat and sloppy? Its such an obvious act atleast to smart people..
    Jessica do us all a favor if you wanna look like shit stay out of the spotlight because people don't wanna look at nasty ass fat normal folks.. Your job is looking good So do your Job! Otherwise SHUTUP and take a shower

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