"You've got to keep it clean down there… It's disgusting if you let it go crazy. Lamar was coming in town when he was playing the [Miami] Heat and I was trying to get a little clean.
"We're at a lingerie store, I was buying him a little present that night and [Kourtney] was like, 'Hello, you gotta fix your situation'. And I said, 'Well, I'm in Miami and I don't know anyone here'."
Then use Yelp! or something — don't resort to at-home services! But Kourtney did offer to do the bikini wax for her sister saying that she used to do it for girls all the time in college!
"She's 30, college was like ten years ago," Khloe said. "Point is, she does not remember how to do it. That shit hurt me so badly. She burned me more than helped me."
But what do Khloe and Lamar do when they're apart to keep the spark alive? They use a little something called iChat which Khloe affectionately calls iBoning. "We're married, you've gotta make it fun," she says. "He's on the road and if I'm in Miami…we still gotta see each other."
BARF! We think Khloe has a serious oversharing problem!
[Image via WENN.]