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What??? JWoww Is Sober????

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No! For how long?

This is unacceptable! How is she suppose to be able to look herself in the mirror before she goes out for a night at Karma without the haze of Jack Daniels impairing her judgement in wardrobe?

Stoopid!

Sources claim that Jenni “JWoww” Farley was in Boston over the weekend making an appearance at a new club and that there was something vitally missing from her hand - a drink!

Witnesses claim to have overheard the Jersey Shore star explain that the MTV network has put a ban on alcohol for all of the cast members until the new season of the show starts.

Lame!

Sure it might keep them out of any legal trouble, but their tolerance level will decrease if they quit cold turkey. Then, by the time they get to Miami, it won't take but one case of beer to get these guidos and guidettes fiercely fist pumping and making out with strangers and….

Oh now we get it! Clever move, MTV!

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25 comments to “What??? JWoww Is Sober????”

  1. chiro says – reply to this


    1

    Where did she get her boob job done at, the 99 cent Store? It's horrible.



  2. 2

    im thirsty too looking at that pic

    que rica id tear that guidette up



  3. 3

    Tits are too big…. get smaller implants.



  4. 4

    Big boobs are disgusting.



  5. 5

    Miami? is that where the next season is?



  6. 6

    i don't watch jersey shore or give a shit about any of the idiots on it but everytime I see this girl, I can't believe she actually shows off that horrible boob job…..it looks like someone implanted watermelons……..



  7. 7

    I CALL HER JCOWW.



  8. 8

    Couple of notes: It wasn't a new club, but one that has been around for a little bit. Two, she was a complete bitch and wouldn't talk to anyone and or take pictures. And three she was a Lohan and pouring vodka into water bottles!



  9. 9

    Ha-Ha no one said shit about the article just her boobies! BOOOBIES ::drools:: HAHA



  10. 10

    and WHY did they do this?? WHO GOT IN TROUBLE FOR THEM TO DO THIS?? IF IT IS TRUE that is!!!



  11. 11

    Re: LizardKinG – LMAO I like it! Perez should call her that too- HA!



  12. 12

    Good job encouraging alcoholism for your amusement.



  13. 13

    Re: UberBling – roflmfao!



  14. 14

    Her tits are touching her chin. take em back Jwow ha ha ha



  15. 15

    Re: omg-smh – Yes, thats where it is.



  16. 16

    Re: chiro – They are up way too high!



  17. 17

    great titts



  18. 18

    Since when did they start offering concrete implants?



  19. 19

    Why are they up so high?



  20. 20

    She looks old with that hairstyle.



  21. 21

    Those are some of the fakest tits I've ever seen



  22. 22

    i have no idea who this is (not usa-resident) but damn, she looks just like that chick from VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!



  23. 23

    She sould b on the next season of bad girls club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D



  24. 24

    PERFECTION



  25. 25

    Stick a pen in that bitch, and she's done! : )