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Which Smurf Is A Total Bastard???

| Filed under: Film FlickersNeil Patrick HarrisKaty PerryQuentin Tarantino


That damn Brainy Smurf, thinking he's all that and shiz!

Alan Cumming, who has already been added to the list of fabulous voice actors in the upcoming Smurf movie, explained that taking on the role of Brainy Smurf will be Inglourious Bastards filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.

Interesting choice for an interesting cast. He joins the already announced Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, Katy Perry as Smurfette, George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf, and Neil Patrick Harris as the human protagonist.

Is there a Gossipy Smurf? If there isn't, there should be! Hook us up!

[Image via WENN.]


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11 comments to “Which Smurf Is A Total Bastard???”

  1. 1

    Well there's Vanity. You would make a great gay smurf, Perez!

  2. 2

    Your begging for attention and work is really sad. People might think you are joking but you are really desperate to be in the spotlight. Besides, all the Smurfs are too cute! No Smurf for you!!!

  3. 3

    I would love to see bloodshed & obscenity on this *movie*

  4. 4

    Hollywood has really no originality left Katy Perry & George Lopez why must they remake a crappy version of classic things…oh and Perez please You Asked Me….. – is right your so damn desperate it's laughable.

  5. kedge says – reply to this


    I've always been disturbed by the Smurfs…
    So there's Brainy, Greedy, Vanity, Lazy, Clumsy etc. All named after their personal characteristics. And SMURFETTE. The only girl Smurf. Since when is being female a characteristic?

  6. 6

    Re: kedge – o-o hmmmm

  7. 7

    Man, you are trying so hard Perez. This is sad to see. You're so desperate.

  8. 8

    If my memory isn't failing me, there was a Jokey smurf. Considering how many JOKES Perez plays with all the writing on photos, that is straight out of typecasting central!

  9. 9

    Smurf names you'll never see in this film: Milfy, Douchey, Slim Smurfy, Britney, Porny, Horny, Paparazzy, Trumpy, AndyDicky, Lampanelly & Blackberry!

  10. 10

    Can't wait 2 see it. It's gonna be awesome:P

  11. 11

    Perez would be a great pink gay smurf.