Snooki Can't Lay Off The Sauce!

We don't believe ANY of them are!
The Jersey Shore kids have supposedly been ordered by MTV to stay away from alcohol until the filming of the second season, but Snooki was at the Hennessy Black launch party last night sampling the booze!
Apparently she was drinking from her boyfriend's glass before eventually getting one of her own AND grinding on a Hennessy executive at the party completing ignoring her publicist telling her to knock it off!
She's just not Snooki if she's not drunk!
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OMG her bf looks like such a douchebag….his face looks like it's begging for a big black cock in his mouth
if i was her boyfriend id drink too.
Her boyfriend must be really short, she's 4'9” and he's barely taller than her… I know she's probably wearing 5-inch heels but still…
lol i saw jwoww at a club a few weeks ago, and she was DEFINITELY drinking.
Doesn't she have any other pose besides that lame one?
I love snooki!
What is with the lips? Is this guy her brother?
Drunken idiots.
What's up with their lips?! Why do they stick them out like that?!
I wish the media would give this group of people the attention they deserve when they become STYLISH but I guess we can't wait that long.
www.thethrifters.net
The cross is a nice touch…
OMG he has caught her TROUT POUT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why do they all make AFLAK lips? or are they smelling "SNOOKI QUIEF"
How can MTV order them to stay away from alcohol "until season 2?" They are all 21+…. If this bullshit IS even true *which I doubt. than they can drink whenever they want, they surely wont get replaced… people that watch this shit obviously watch it for that cast. MTV is so fucking dumb!
"Celebrity" Rehab participant waiting to happen.. Low life.
I wonder why they can't drink? Do they want tthem to be extra ready to party for the show or is this a liability thing?
Anyway, I feel sorry for this brad. She couldn't get a guy to date her even is she begged (literally) and now she's with this tool that's obviously with her just for the cameras.
haha 2 pathetic midgets
Someone needs to hire some sort of scientist to run some test to see what the fuck kind of species she is. If I saw that beast coming at me, I would shoot on sight, I don't want rabies shots.
Her boy-thang looks like a complete douchebag!
They both look slimy and gross.. And sunglasses in a NIGHTclub always cracks me up…
Why does she always do that snarl/smirk thing when she poses for pictures?
what is the ugly midget doing with his mouth-is this pretty???but she is really deformedly and so FAT-whats going on here?shes a monstrosity who thinks shes nice-shes a shame for all italians… sad and gross
Fucking stop with the DUCKFACES…jesus
What the hell is wrong with this trashy broads mouth?
does this chick have only one facial expression?
wasn't the alcohal the only thing making them interesting?Certainly not talent or looks. Sorry Snoopi, J-duh,BowWow and Retchuation, truth hurts, don't it?
stop posting on the these fucking low lifes perez.
its a real shame-nothing in the brain and proud of it-she has to go to italy-they would beat the crap out of this ugly ugly runt - italy is great but this is cheap snot-she knows nothing-how embarrassing
Oh, Snooki. Never change.
Nice gay-face, meatball. Is there a second bottle up your ass?
The Jersy Shore is what's wrong with the youth of this country. Do we really want to look up to idiots who's only skills are to drink and tan? Aren't we better than that? Shouldn't our standards be higher? The show is a joke, and tuning in on a weekly basis is a waste of time. This country needs to revist their local library. Seriously, reading will do you so much better than watching some crapfest "reality" show. You want reality- get out there and make your own! Stop living vicariously through orange-hued alcoholics!
Sounds like lame publicity for the even lamer TV show
Re: PinkBuffy –
AMEN, Sister! So true
Enough of the Zoolander pout already!!!!!! 12 year olds taking their own pic in the bathroom do that before posting on myspace!
OMG they're making the SAME disgusting face!
c'mon mtv…telling these people not to drink is like telling them not to tan! never gonna happen!
ew, why are they orange???
They're the King and Queen of making the duck face… lol
it's not cute, they just look stupid.
Man the guy should be the one getting drunk if he has to look at that ho
Exactly why they should have got a whole NEW CREW!!!! Ignorant tarts! This is their job whether they like it or not! Something should happen to them for NOT FOLLOWING RULES!
I FUCKING HATE HER! shes hilarious though
i smell a merger between summer's eve and ed hardy..
Oh let her drink! It will only hasten her demise, and you can't complain about that.
I can't wait to see her on Celebrity Rehab! She'll be great!
Re: Russians_R_Olympic_Losers –
hahahahahaha actually yes! Even SNOOKI deserves better….
Can't stand these guido/dago/midget fuckheads. No more of them please.
These idiots actually think they are famous. They're only famous because we love to laugh at their drunken mass bachannalia fest. I hope some of them are smart enough to save their money. We tend to tire of these clowns after a while until the next buffoons show up. Mas triste.
two drunk sneazes
Those two crack me up; midget, ugly, stupid, making duck faces,… Such a perfect little moronic couple. God bless them.