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Jesus Avoids Lindsay!

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Luz that is!

Madonna's boytoy Jesus Luz steered clear of Lindsay Lohan while DJ-ing in Paris at the VIP Club. A source reveals:

"Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz. But when Madge's people got wind of it they put a block on it.

"Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel."

Sounds like he knows better than to eff with his meal ticket lady!

[Image via AP Images.]

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17 comments to “Jesus Avoids Lindsay!”



  1. 1

    I don't believe a word you say.



  2. 2

    OK. jesus may be smarter than he looks. I usual like older men, but wow he is handsome.



  3. 3

    He wouldn't need Madge's say so to avoid that bag of bacteria - no self respecting human would put any part of their body near her.



  4. 4

    You know that senior citizen Madonna would kick his boytoy ass if he went after someone younger and cuter.



  5. 5

    It's Swizz Beatz. Seems like someone who covers celebs, who claims to be a big music fan, would know that.



  6. 6

    Lindsay looks really good in that picture.
    Perez, you say you love her then you dont, and you always wish her better.
    Well maybe if you stop making her look like such a mess, and degrading her then maybe she would have a better life. Its people like you who have huge blogs that influence people.
    I will always love lindsay lohan



  7. 7

    It amazes me how many errors in grammar there can be on one web page! Can't you employ an editor? It would boost your credibility!



  8. 8

    Isn't Madonna worried that Jesus is going to seduce her daughter Lourdes, if he hasn't already?! They are closer in age then him and Madge!! Wake up old woman!!!



  9. 9

    WTF? IS SHE A MAN-STEALER NOW? HMM THEY RUMOR HER TO BE SLEEPING WITH JESSICA ALBA'S MAN AT ONE POINT. IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN SHE TRULY HAS NO SELF-RESPECT, NASTY TRICK.

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    10

    It would have been no problemo had Lindsay's notoriousness not preceeded her.



  11. 11

    Intelligent readers know that Mad Donna's paid disco DJ monkey boy is as queer as a three dollar bill. It's true!! Last month a rowdy threw a drink on him & he went off to a corner and cried and many wire services have reported this true story.



  12. 12

    Madonna taking care of Jesus!Nothing new,read the new testament please!



  13. 13

    I do believe it. Cos me and my buddies would never want Lindsay types near us either.



  14. 14

    It's pretty sad when a "never-has-been" like Jesus avoids Blowhan. What a worthless bag of shit she is.



  15. 15

    Lindsay was the "next big thing" as recently as 2006!! Now she has fallen all the way down the ladder to where even Brazilian hustlers avoid her!!



  16. 16

    Bet he'll want to hang out the back of me!

    madgesvadge.com



  17. 17

    grandma has all the stds she can handle. she doesn't want this little creep messing around with that human petri dish, firecrotch, and bringing home 75 new strains of herpes and syphilis and god knows what else.