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Jesus Luz Considers Himself Married To Madge!!

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HA.

Silly child!

Madonna's current squeeze, Jesus Luz, says he feels like he's married to the diva!

"I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was also married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15."

We think he's confused the word 'married' with 'adopted!'

Reconsider your word choice, bb, Madge doesn't get tired of her kids, only her husbands!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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37 comments to “Jesus Luz Considers Himself Married To Madge!!”



  1. 1

    he seems very sweet….just what Madonna needs at this time in her life….



  2. 2

    Haha, well said - "adopted" for sure!



  3. 3

    Im playing the cutest psp game. lol Up. I feel the same way with my b/f. I call him my husband. We don't have kids yet though. Nothing magical is gonna happen after you sign a piece of paper PEREZ. The feeling won't change. I get where he's coming from. (But I still want to get married).



  4. 4

    Meaning he's the one in the relationship with class and maturity.



  5. 5

    He's hot but Her Madgesty will get tired of his immaturity and need someone on the same intellectual level. She's well read and spoken and knows about current events, art, literature, culture etc. He's just a hot of the moment play thing that's keeping her happy.



  6. 6

    just because madonna bought this little twerp and has sex with him now we have to hear from him? she needs to tape his fucking mouth shut. i don't want to hear from him and i doubt she listens to a goddamn word that rattles out of his idiot mouth.



  7. 7

    the chronnically unhappy should keep it to themselves….just sayin…



  8. 8

    oh my gosh, that makes MADONNA older than his own MOTHER!



  9. 9

    This is one marriage you know is going to last!



  10. 10

    They are the only ones that know how much they love each other. It´s a private matter, but it´s sweet to see how much he loves her and the children. I hope they last many, many years and they´re always happy.

  11. Dawo says – reply to this


    11

    Oh Please

    everybody can see that he is 100% GAY

    So Please Stop with all these LIES.



  12. 12

    Wasn't it you who reported/implied a few days ago that she was fucking Gerard Butler?



  13. 13

    He is dirty looking.. I wouldn't fuck him with Gaga's dick.. SO tacky, he's young enough to be her GRANDSON !



  14. 14

    I wonder if he's found out yet that Madonna has AIDS and now he has it?



  15. 15

    they may be just what each other needs. ….If not send him my way Madonna!



  16. 16

    Well set… He has been adopted by Madonna as a boy toy… He might have a good tool since Madonna has been keeping him for awhile now!



  17. 17

    Mario, you consider yourself being married to Lady Gaga… Should you be called a "silly child" also? hmmm hmmm



  18. 18

    Re: Dawo
    Not only is he 100% GAY, but he let it slip last year that he was NOT, NOT, NOT her boyfriend. Oopsie!
    When will Middle-America wake up to all these FAKE and Fabricated Hollywood Relationships???



  19. 19

    Why do you give this hustler any attention….



  20. 20

    he is a geltelmen. a very nice man. no he is not a boy anymore. and if he had a great education he knows how to treat a woman and yes his mother was mother at 15. and was married at his age. so what?? and he and madonna have a diferent relationship. they are not always together,and madonna is amazing. now WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT GAGASSHOLE PEREZ. HE SERIOUS.SHES NOTHING OUTSIDE USA. and more jesus may feel like a married men. so what??? and madonna doesnt tired of her huisbands. it happens, get a FUCKING LIFE PEREZ,. AND SPEND UP EVERYTIME U TALK ABOUT MADONNA. BY THE WAY STOP KISSING GAGA ASS CAUSE SHE IS ONLY UR FRIEND CAUSE SHE WANTS TO BE ON THE NEWS CAUSE U ARE ACTUALLY THE ONE THAT POST ABOUT HER.

    BY THE WAY SHE COLLAPSE AGAIN ON STAGE. SO NOT STRONG.SHE IS BNOT MADONNA. AND AS A MADONNA FAN LIKE U TALK ABOUT WHAT U KNOW. AND POST THE SHITTIES ABOUT GAGA TOO. LIKE OTHER NEWSPAPERS. LIKE THE STORY THAT SHE SNUBBED A KID. AND SHE DRUGS HERSELF WITH COCCAINE. SHES EMPTY WHAT SHE DOES IS COPYING MADONNA STYLE,INTERVIEWS AND CAREER



  21. 21

    he is amazing and madonna is happy with him.so what?? by the way madonna at almost 52 looks million times better than wannabe gaga. so get a life and stend up when u talk about her madgesty



  22. 22

    I thought you reported that he dumped her a month or so ago for being too old?



  23. 23

    This guy is soooo hot!



  24. 24

    I am sorry but this guy is ugly - look at this photo !!!



  25. 25

    In other words, he wants to pretend he's married, because he thinks he can get a huge payout when they get "divorced."



  26. 26

    He is a very good looking guy but lets face it this relationship is completely fabricated. I have a Brazilian friend who knows this guy from the gym Jesus use to go to back in Brazil and Jesus dated this guy. He is gay and he is Madonna's friend nothing more.



  27. 27

    Re: giorgio85
    Wow, someone who actually "gets-it" and actually sees how FAKE and Ridiculous their "Relationship" is!!! This county is staring to awaken!!!



  28. 28

    It is soooo easy to "not get sick of you children" when you dont actually look after them. Betch the nannies get really fed up with Madonnas accessories all the time!



  29. 29

    His grandmother is only a couple of years older than Madonna. But all things said Madonna does look very young and attractive.



  30. 30

    Intelligent readers ALL KNOW that he is Mad Donna's paid gay monkey bum-boy!! It's true. Last month when he was DJing, a rowdy threw a drink on him & he went off to a corner and cried!! It's all true ajajajajajajajajaja What a he-man. ajajajajajajajaja

  31. Moron says – reply to this


    31

    Sorry some of you losers are jealous. When it comes to relationships,sex rules. Anybody can find friends with common interests and same intellectual level,but good sex is way harder to find.The jealous ones should just go feed your fat asses some ice cream. Madonna is a smart lady and Jesus is hot,sweet and mature,and that is what matters,leave them alone.

  32. 6one9 says – reply to this


    32

    He will get tired of her first ““““ when she turns 60, and he's 30. I can understand the being married part,, IF they live together.

  33. @v@ says – reply to this


    33

    If he thinks of them as a family, what's so bad about that? Family can come in many shapes and forms. It could be tricky if it ever becomes over.



  34. 34

    Yeah sure babe whatever, but for the last time, will SOMEONE please cut his fucking stupid hair.



  35. 35

    HOT!



  36. 36

    Watch out for those pigs and cows when they are flying to close to you, Jesus!



  37. 37

    Good for Madonna, nothing wrong with having a young play thing, men do it all the time and have for decades & decades, now it is women's turn.