We assumed it would only be a matter of time before John Edwards' whore Rielle Hunter would ca$h in her babymomma drama with the shamed former Presidential nominee, but we're just shocked she landed GQ magazine!!
This clASS act is far better suited for the tabloids!!
The man-stealing, sex-tape filming, illegitimate baby making CRAZY PERSON gives a longass interview, but we'll share some of the better HIGHlights of this mess:
Why she's kept her stoopid trap shut until now:
“I feel comfortable talking now, because Johnny went public and made a statement admitting paternity. I didn’t feel like I could ever speak until he did that. Because had I spoken, I would have emasculated him. And I could not emasculate him…. He’s very supportive of me talking now.…
“It’s been four years. It’s hard to know that people are out there speaking over and over and over again untruths. Lies. Consciously going out there and spinning the truth. Using me and Johnny and our relationship to make themselves look better, to play victim, or to get money.”
On why she became a giant, homewrecking skank:
“I had never experienced anything like what was flowing between us. I sat on the other side of the room. I wouldn’t go near him….There was sooo much attraction and sooo much…I want to say love, but it wasn’t love at that point…it was just this, this magnetic force field like I had never experienced. It terrified me. And, um, I eventually walked over to his side of the room. [laughs] He was pretty relentless.”
On how she justifies being a giant, homewrecking skank:
“Well, I was aware of it from the get-go. He doesn’t lie to me…and well, first of all, infidelity doesn’t happen in healthy marriages. The break in the marriage happens before the infidelity. And that break happened, you know, two and a half decades before I got there. So the home was wrecked already. I was not the Home Wrecker.”
“He’s not afraid of me. He’ll tell me anything and everything.… He has no fear that I’m going to abuse him. And I believe what happened in his marriage is, he could not go to his wife and say, ‘We have an issue.’ Because he would be pummeled.… Most of his mistakes or errors in judgment were because of his fear of the wrath of Elizabeth…. And you know, the wrath of Elizabeth is a mighty wrath.”
On the DOUCHE knocking her up:
“He was always very gracious about it. And he always said that he would support whatever decision I made. But I believe on some level he was hoping I would get an abortion.… He wasn’t happy about the timing.”
On political aide, Andrew Young:
“I’ll say this about Andrew’s book: If his grand-jury testimony matches his book, I would suspect that they will be looking at him for many, many counts of perjury.”
“They are scorned. Andrew was in love with Johnny.… Beyond. And I believe he loved Johnny more than he loved Cheri. Johnny was the third person in their relationship. And I’m sure she hates Johnny, because Andrew took a lot of obvious actions that were for Johnny and not for Cheri.… But a lot of their motivation is money.”
On her white picket fence future with Edwards:
“I do know that I love him and that love is till death do us part, and probably beyond. We have a child together, so at the very least we will be co-parents together.”
We LOVE how she refers to him as 'Johnny!!'
Rielle, sweetie, we think 'Lying, Cheating, Sack of Shit' is more appropriate!!
After reading that HIGHlarious, delusional garbage, it's only more clear that you two DESERVE each other.
[Image via Mark Seliger/GQ.]