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The Simpleton Wants To Make Desperate Babies!!

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Oh Good Lord!

Jessica Simpson revealed on The View this morning that she plans to take the plot of My Best Friend's Wedding one step too far when she said, "if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!”

Uhmmm….

Why not just adopt?

Please!

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    Posted: Mar 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm / Email this  »
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    41 comments to “The Simpleton Wants To Make Desperate Babies!!”



    1. 1

      Love that idea. I need a gay best friend STAT



    2. 2

      You could have created better commentary than that.



    3. 3

      Oh leave her alone and go get an aids test you ass fucking homo.



    4. 4

      She wants biological children and rightly so. God bless her, she´ll have beautiful children with a loving husband.

    5. Kibs says – reply to this


      5

      to each is own..who cares!!



    6. 6

      i hate when ppl say "why not just adopt?"..larry king said that to celine dion too. its really rude!! some people wanna have biological kids, they shouldn't have to explain themselves!!!



    7. 7

      Why not JUST adopt??? Why not just have a kid of your own you fuckin douche bag!!!!



    8. 8

      Say what you will about Jessica Simpson but there is no denying she is completely beautiful and she could have my babies anytime :D



    9. 9

      I wonder if you can hear the ocean if you hold your ear up next to Jessica's



    10. 10

      its much better to have your own kids. we dont want EVERYONE to follow bradgelina now, do we?? i think not.. even though i think its cool to have all different types of nationalities in your family but i think its going to get hectic when their all grown up.. hahaha lmflyao



    11. 11

      Poor Jess.. I hope things start turning up for her!!



    12. 12

      That's cool. Adopt/artificial insemination. Whatever. Don't wait too long though, Jessica. I waited until I was 36 and NO luck…so far. I'm also worried I'll be too exhausted to start a family. Energy levels are so different from your 20's to your early 40's. Just saying…



    13. 13

      Re: jones19 – i love that idea too! except im gay.



    14. 14

      I'm sure there are laws against this - possibly called the Geneva Convention.



    15. 15

      why do you hate this girl? she's amazing. let her have kids if she wants kids!



    16. 16

      Leave her alone Perez. She's a nice, normal girl who doesn't deserve your constant bashing!



    17. 17

      I LOVE JESSICA! And really, stop calling her "Simpleton" not only is it rude, but it's just not funny.

      She did gain some weight and she looks BEAUTIFUL!! She is a good, decent, down to earth human being. So rare in her industry.

      Jess, if there is any chance you're reading this. You're such an inspiration. You have no idea!



    18. 18

      gawd she's gotten so ugly…she looks used up.



    19. 19

      why not just adopt? for women it will me a great experience to have their own babies, that's why.



    20. 20

      Re: jkkkkkkkk – A gay guy? Let's make a pact then!

    21. babyg says – reply to this


      21

      why should she have to adopt if that's not her plan ?! you don't dictate her life mario !

    22. babyg says – reply to this


      22

      Re: CHULASOYUMMY – you're an idiot !



    23. 23

      I thought she was uber-religious? Wouldn't that be 'unholy' or some crap?



    24. 24

      word to the adoption.



    25. 25

      i need a gay best friend… i love her idea.



    26. 26

      Fried chickdn and football. Puggy wants a baby, what does Joe think about this, does he like his little girls fat.



    27. 27

      oh come on. i thought she was really elegant today and I don't think it is an act of "Desperation" to want to have your own children. I think she deserves that kind of happiness like any other woman on this planet.



    28. 28

      Re: jones19 – yes i'm a guy. haha. :)



    29. 29

      Jess looks great, happy, comfortable… we should all be so lucky to feel that confident! Team JS!



    30. 30

      Who cares about her!



    31. 31

      That was probably her dad's idea?

    32. @v@ says – reply to this


      32

      Simply sleeping around would be far easier than today's adoption process.



    33. 33

      I actually really can't help but adore Jessica Simpson. She seems like someone who would probably be a solid friend, and I actually used to think she wasn't that attractive, but she really gets more beautiful all the time. Thumbs up!



    34. 34

      I just wish she'd stop making music… and talking… and breathing



    35. 35

      Honestly. I am a woman in in my thirities. I think a gay best friend would be a great idea for having children…! Way yo go Jess.



    36. 36

      First of all that is 10 years away idiot. Second of all why don't YOU adopt…oh wait, because 1) YOU can't get married and even if you could, I've never EVER heard of you being linked to ANYONE, because gay men are too picky to date over weight guys with wide hips, double chins and bad skin, and 2) they wouldn't allow you to adopt based on your MANY pedophilic comments on your website…so I guess that explains why you expect others to adopt, because you never could…even if you were selfless enough to, which we all know you aren't.

    37. Sheer says – reply to this


      37

      "Uhmmm….

      Why not just adopt?"

      Uhmmm… why don't you shut up and let people do what they want. You're not the authority of what's right and wrong.



    38. 38

      Good for her! I'm sure it's not her being desperate, I mean Ken probably wants children too! It's like a win-win for everyone! I love how close they are as friends.



    39. 39

      The problem is Jessica's ideal men don't want her or her babies.



    40. 40

      I don't see anything wrong with having babies with your gay best friend. Seems like a win win situation for everyone involved.



    41. 41

      The only thing we should adopt is our pets.