This Is An Awful Idea, Simon!

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She's just not famous enough here!

Simon Cowell reportedly wants Cheryl Cole to be a judge on the US version of The X Factor saying:

"I'd love to have Cheryl on the show. We have great chemistry. Cheryl's a natural star. People can't help but warm to her."

And apparently she's accepting the offer! An insider reveals:

"Simon thinks America will fall in love with Cheryl, just like Britain has. She has a unique talent for winning everybody over. She gets involved emotionally with her acts, whereas the other judges don't. She is incredibly passionate, genuine and caring and he knows he needs a judge like that on the line-up.

"Simon also loves that Cheryl isn't afraid to stand up to him on the show. He knows their banter will be a massive hit with American audiences. Not only does he want her on American X Factor but he wants her to be sat on the much sought-after seat directly next to him. Cheryl has told Ashley. Now they are working out what to do."

NO!

Pick Perez — or pick us both! We do love us some Chezza!

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    Posted: Mar 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm / Email this  »

    78 comments to “This Is An Awful Idea, Simon!”



    1. 1

      god perez SHUT UP. its not going to happen for you.



    2. 2

      God help America if you end up on prime time TV.



    3. 3

      Low-rent, drunken and racist chav. She'll be run out of town on a rail.



    4. 4

      Get off it Mario. Begging is not nice and neither are you.



    5. 5

      Not going to happen. Considering how many people cheered after you got boom boom powed in the face? Yeah, I think they'd rather watch Carrie Prejean than you.



    6. 6

      Cheryl Cole - the real love of Simon Cowell's life!



    7. 7

      I don't know who she is, but I would still prefer her over you.



    8. 8

      LOL your mad because she will get the spot. BTW this has been getting talked about for awhile…..I think it would be hilairous to have you both on, but I think you should go to Idol.



    9. 9

      There's no room for your fat talentless ass on the judgeing panel . One minute you like Cheryl the next you want her off and your arse in. Wtf do you know about singing you silly wanker.

      You are a bully to people like Kristen Steward and Taylor Momsen and you want to go on the X-Factor and do it to those people to. Fuck off back to your imaginary world.



    10. 10

      So you're not okay with her getting a spot on the show because you don't think she's well known enough, etc.? BUT if you got a spot on the show too then you think she's totally qualified? Wow. Seriously?



    11. 11

      umm and u are?? The only "fame" you have is this silly blog, which by the way is going down the toilet..I actually think the comments are the best part.



    12. 12

      I would enjoy seeing her get a load of jism on her face, but that's about the extent of my interest in her..



    13. 13

      Every SINGLE thing you post now either directly has something to do with you or you make it have something to do with you (like this). Any one else notice that? I miss the way the site was a few years ago when I first started coming to it. :(



    14. 14

      Talk about bias. I'd honestly rather have Cheryl.. I mean, she's a singer right? and you are… a blogger?

      You sound like a 10 year old in this post which is disappointing to me because you're normally well spoken when you need to be.



    15. 15

      I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that Cheryl was asked to join the US X Factor a while ago, but she was unsure because she wanted to start a family. So I guess now that Ashley is out of the picture, she's going to do it! I'm all for it! I'm a big fan of Cheryl's and would enjoy her being famous in North America.
      I know she's not famous here now, but remember that no one knew who Simon Cowell or Kara Dioguardi were before American Idol. They were just people in the music business, now they're famous. So Cheryl being on the US X Factor would definitly get her some recognition in North America. And it's not like they chose some random British pop star, Cheryl went through a singing competition show to get where she is today, as well as already being a judge on the UK X Factor. She's more than qualified! I think Simon see's it as a launching pad for her career in North America, which is awesome!



    16. 16

      Wait I thought they tested her for Idol and it was an epic failure. The audienced won't be able to understand her! And she's sworn never to get elocution lessons. I think she'd be laughed at. And Mario if she does get the job it would only be because you are the ONLY person in the US who talks about her moron! Way to up her profile and then have her land your dream gig…



    17. 17

      Perez, when simon said he was looking for someone to be good looking, he was hoping you would have picked up the hint.
      No-one wants to see you on their tv, youre ugly!



    18. 18

      i'm glad her husband cheated on her she's racist her husband is a hero



    19. 19

      you only think it's an awful idea because you want the job

      just STFU!



    20. 20

      I'm American and I've very much looking forward to Cheryl doing the show. Wait to you see how lovely she is before you make your mean opinions. Who would you rather Lindsay L. for fucks sake?



    21. 21

      I hope this is true, Cheryl is amazing as a judge.. I love you Perez but you don't have to be an asshole just because you want the job.



    22. 22

      NOOO
      I LIKE GIRLS ALOUD ,CHERYL IS MY FAVORITE
      BUT NOOOO NOT ON THE U.S X-FACTOR
      ITS GONNA SUCK
      THERE SHOULD BE MORE AMERICANS ! JUST SAYIN



    23. 23

      Shut the fuck up, no one takes you seriously you asshat.



    24. 24

      It's Simon's show. If he wants her on the show, he will have her on the show.



    25. 25

      who the fuck are these british fuck faces?



    26. 26

      Amazing. His prof ile and ph otos were found on the million aire & cele brity dat ing club *** Ric h k iss C om *** last week! 'He is very picky about girls,' according to the officials, "they have to be beautiful or hot, otherwise he would ignore them!" LOL…



    27. 27

      What a beautiful lady…
      What a disgusting chest hair..eow!



    28. 28

      Oh Perez, you put this talentless bimbo on a pedestal but I remember a few years ago this girl bashed and racially abused a woman working as a bathroom attendant in a club in the UK - she was charged (and found guilty of) "racially aggravated assault" after calling the woman a 'black bitch' and physically harming her.

      You heap shit on Mel Gibson for his racist rant but, as usual - you're a hypocrite when it comes to one of your pet projects!



    29. 29

      People on your own site hate you, imagine what all of America would think.



    30. 30

      STFU FAT BOY!!!! UR THE MOST HATED DOUCHE BAG SOUTH OF THE 49TH. MIND U, CHERYL IS AN ANNOYING FUCKTARD WITH THAT GOOFY GEORDIE ACCENT BUT AT LEAST SHE'S EASY ON THE EYES. U MAKE PEEPS BLIND AND U SUCK!! KISS MA ASS. IMMA JUST SAYIN.



    31. 31

      I HOPE THIS IS AN EPIC FAIL! I CAN'T STAND THIS TALENTLESS ATTENTION-WHORING BITCH.



    32. 32

      I ADORE HER!!!!!!!!! AND Simon is right, the USA will grow to adore her as well, she is absolutely darling!



    33. 33

      ALL THE A-LIST CELEBS HATE FAT BOY. ONLY DOUCHE BAGS WHO ARE F-LISTERS WHO KISS HIS FUGLY ASS. HE SEEMS TO FORGET BLACK EYE PEAS AND KTLA WHO BLASTED HIS FUGLY ASS BITCH.



    34. 34

      Re: valkyrie7 – TRUE. PEREZ HAS REALLY NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HIMSELF. HE'S THE ONLY BLOGGER WHO WAS CONSTANTLY ADVERTISING ABOUT GIRLS ALOUD AND CALLING THEM "TALENT" WHEN THEY'RE REALLY NOT. NOW THAT PEOPLE KNOW THEM BETTER, THEY DON'T MIND. HIS PROBLEM NOW. I NEVER KNEW WHO THEY WERE, UNTIL PEREZ STARTED FLAUNTING THEM IN MY FACE. I CAN'T STAND THEM, BUT THEY'RE MORE WELL KNOWN NOW IN THE USA. THANKS TO DUMB PEREZ.



    35. 35

      Why the fuck would anyone marry that lipless fuck?? Youre never getting anything in the divorce.



    36. 36

      It's not hard to understand the Geordie accent … i've never met anyone who cant understand me. Only people who say I sound Scottish or even Welsh.

      And the charges where dropped against her. She didn't call her a "black bitch" as someone stated she used another word but anyway how can she be racist if she married Ashley Cole anyway. If she was really a racist she would have refused to mentor Alexandra.

      So stop being petty shes not a fucking racist okay. And if she were I would give you that because I hate racist people.



    37. 37

      PLEASE DON"T!! DON"T WHORE YOUR G/F OUT THERE!! KEEP YOUR TROPHY AT HOME WHERE ITS SAFE, I DON"T WANT TO SPEND TIME JUDGING THE DECISION ON HAVING HER BE A JUDGE, AS OPPOSED TO JUDGING THE SHOW!!



    38. 38

      i am glad that everybody wants you away (just like i do) from the show Perez!!
      stop whining abt it already!!!

      but u know who would be nice to be in the show!!! PAULA ABDUL !!!



    39. 39

      Re: kissmyassobama – This moron who calls himself kissmyassobama has 2200 posts of negative hating bullshit. He has hated on every single post on perezhilton.com. Ranging from gays, to blacks, mexicans, battered women, etc. He is a pathetic joke who only comes onto this site as a way to lash out and insult minorities. If you want proof click his name. He only comes on this website to BASH everything he sees, and treats everyone like shit. So we decided to put him on blast, and let everyone know he only comes on here to hate. 2200 posts of pure ugly hate.



    40. 40

      Desperate much? fat pig



    41. 41

      I hope you get it. Show up late for the show, act like a pure diva, make her cry, get Simon mad @ you, then go on a drug and alcohol binge. We'll get u a DUI, you go to rehab, come out changed….a "poof" we've got a hit on our hands!



    42. 42

      Prez,

      Get over YOUR-FUCKING-SELF!! SERIOUSLY!!

      this be the PERFECT way to introduce cheryl to america, considering she already signed a US record deal with interscope records. it be perfect.

      …dumb bitch..



    43. 43

      Biiiiiiiiiiiig Love. Too big.
      www.isexbar.com



    44. 44

      Seriously! I come on here to read Celeb Gossip not to hear you advertise yourself for tv shows.

      Going to stop coming here soon if this doesn't stop soon! (Don't worry, I'll come back after you don't make the show)



    45. 45

      Why would anyone want an objectionable swine with a lop-sided head who speaks in an annoying fairy voice on their show?



    46. 46

      Get over yourself, Perez. You have no musical talent - so what do you think makes you a suitable candidate to be a judge on X Factor or American Idol? You are the only person who think it would be a good idea. You are such a fame whore, such a self-publicist, but what qualifies you for the job? Nada. Cheryl at least comes from a singing talent show background (that's how she was discovered) and even though her singing voice is weak, she still has a successful career in music. Which is more than you do. However, I don't see her working well in the States as her Geordie accent is so thick that they'll need to subtitle her. Mind you, I think her rehabilitation in the eyes of the British public is quite something - she has a criminal record for a physical attack on a black restroom attendant. Nice classy lady. And as for the comment below 'how can she be racist if she married Ashley Cole?' - well, rumour has it that the marriage was one of conveninece - it dealt with her racist problem and the gay rumours surrounding him in one fell swoop! She's a chav who made good. Check out what her brother's up to …



    47. 47

      I watched Xfactor UK and she plays the cute, sweet girl. I didnt think she was experienced enough in music to pick the best songs or know how to critique. She was in some cheesy girl group with limited talent. The only thing going for her is her looks.



    48. 48

      Fat wanker.



    49. 49

      Re: shittin_condoms
      you are so ignorant



    50. 50

      Re: PrinceD
      Eh hello… have you seen her husband??? hell of a cover-up if she is a racist!!!
      that bathroom attendent only said she said the racist remark knowing that it would get her more publicity and therefor more money when she sold the story… which she did!



    51. 51

      Re: pusspuss – Actually, she was cleared for racially aggravated assault…so you are wrong. And Cheryl is an amazing XFactor judge in the UK, so she should be on the American version. P.s. her ex-husband to be is half-black…so yea I'm sure sure she is super racist.



    52. 52

      That would be so cool if Cheryl lands the X Factor in the USA! I live in Britain and she definitely has the charisma, poise and attitude to go head to head with Simon. Plus my sister (who lives in the USA) sings backing vocals on a track on Cheryl Cole's CD - 3 Words!!! - I'm just putting that tid bit out there.



    53. 53

      Perez, you're right about many things but not this time. Cheryl is absolutely gorgeous and that's coming from a gay guy! Was Randy Jackson "that" famous when he joined American Idol? The answer is, no. Give Cheryl a break Perez and don't hate. There's plenty of room for both of you pretty girls.



    54. 54

      I thought this was supposed to be AMERICAN X factor……..I am so sick of all these british actors coming to america and becoming famous making boo coo bucks here and then going back and spending all there money over the pond and you can't hardly understand a damn word they are saying when they talk loose the accent it's annoying



    55. 55

      WHO THE HELL IS SHE.????????
      OBVIOUSLY none of these shows are judged by pro's….



    56. 56

      Had anyone heard of Paula Abdul (or the chick who replaced her)? Cause I sure hadn't, and she did ok



    57. 57

      Perez sorry to tell you but YOUR NOT FAMOUS either. If you asked ANYONE over the age of 35 they would NEVER even know you exist.. So GET OVER YOUR BEGGING ITS NOT attractive… Face it NO ONE WANTS YOUR AZZ ON TV. GO AWAY



    58. 58

      Never heard of her. I'd rather have Victoria Beckham on the show, but that's just me.



    59. 59

      warm to her if they can understand the bitch, HAHAHAHAH good luck yankes



    60. 60

      'Pick us both.' Make up your mind Perez. I didn't know the SYTYCD host either, but I like her now. Don't see what the big deal is.



    61. 61

      Honestly, I don't think this X-FACTOR will be a success. Too many singing competitions on TV. I am already losing interest in American Idol.



    62. 62

      go fuck yourself pumkinhead



    63. 63

      Parasite: You're nothing but a bloated bladder of ego with delusions of adequacy. You have no talent and zero brains. This fact is proven by your looooonnnnnnngggg list of failures. A person with a single brain cell would figure it out; ergo, you have none.
      .
      We don't need another average talent from an English girl group. If she was going to succeed here, it would've already happened. So shut your trap already.



    64. 64

      Re: #Cejers – And that's supposed to impress or intimidate him? Perhaps you can explain what, exactly, that's supposed to accomplish. Because my guess is that he doesn't give a shit. I'm quite frankly surprised that you can't find other, more productive things to do. And I mean that sincerely; I'm genuinely puzzled as to why you'd bother to do something so totally futile and meaningless. The vast majority of people who post here make negative comments (most of which are harsh). You gonna waste your time and effort on anonymous people who don't care what you think anyhow? That's … weird. And kind of sad. I do note the racial issues in his posts, and don't approve any more than you do. But I honestly fail to see what your "blast" is going to accomplish.



    65. 65

      I wouldn't mind seeing Cheryl on a weekly basis. Def easy on the eyes. You, Perez… not so much. I think we've seen enough of you for a lifetime. Gotta go bye.



    66. 66

      i'd watch to see cheryl tweedy. i wouldn't watch to see you.



    67. 67

      Re: pusspuss – wrong!! She was charged for assault but she wasnt charged with racial in fact it was found out that the woman was making it up, you may want to get it right before commenting on it.



    68. 68

      Re: nanonano – You really need to get you facts right or dont comment on what you dont really no about Girls Aloud have had 20 consecutive top 10 songs in the UK, 2 number 1 albums, named the biggest girl band and one of the most successful bands in the UK, an estimated fortune of £25 million, 10 million records sold worlwide and they have also had 4 arena tours also supporting coldplay and Jay z and as for Cheryl she had the fastest selling single of 2009 in the UK and Ireland which went in at number 1, with her album doing the same. oh and also she is a judge on the biggestest programme on tv over here you might want to re think your comment!!



    69. 69

      Re: buggadaboo – We are obviously just more talented than you arrogant yankees, and as for accents please southern american hill billys worst accent in the world!!



    70. 70

      I can't STAND Cheryl. I hate the fact that the country i live in adores this woman.



    71. 71

      Really I Love Cheryl Cole… With The X Factor Coming To America, England Is Sending There Bringing All There Talent Here (Ex. Alexandra Burke, Sugababes, JLS, Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud) Because Right Now The Music Here Is Awful (Ke$ha)



    72. 72

      shes very charming and likeable on the show and has good songs but they probably wont be able to understand her, the only british accent americans seem to comprehend is a perfect, standard hugh grant southern one or cockney



    73. 73

      Dude she wasn't even very famous in the UK until she did the X Factor. Sure, people knew her from Girls Aloud, but she was nothing big. Its only since the X Factor that she's become *the* CHERYL COLE. Thats what made her so fucking famous in the UK. So there is no reason why the same thing can't be done in the US. Face it Perez, you're not gonna get it. You have no musical talent and you are not qualified.



    74. 74

      The begging is really getting pathetic. Even you have to realize that by now… I hope.



    75. 75

      I love cheryl I think would be great to have her on american shores. simon bring dannii minogue to cause if dannii gets makes it big in the states so will kylie.



    76. 76

      For goodness sake please have Cheryl Cole over there so we can get rid of her!! We can't understand her accent so good luck you Yanks. She can't sing for cr*p, can't dance even though that's what she's supposed to be good at and is a hard faced b*tch. No wonder her marriage broke up, who do you know at 27 and married has her knickerless (and there's a photo to prove this!) mother living with them????

      If you want a laugh, look for Cheryl Tweedy, Popstars the Rivals on youtube and bust a gut!! If she was auditioning for ANY of the talent shows now, she wouldn't even get in the queue. She's only famous because her VERY famous footballer husband allegedly cheated on her and Simon Cowell felt sorry for her. She's hoping to crack America, more fool you all if you let her. Plus can someone explain to me how she can work and enter and possibly live in your country when she has a conviction for assault?



    77. 77

      who is she ? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean who the hell know her?



    78. 78

      Derrr… Simon was unknown here when AI started….oh… and Randy Jackson … seriously? A bass player from an 80's band …….nobody gives a shit about bass players except bass players! So what if we don't know who this chick is.