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Want Your Own Tiger Woods Peen??

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We wonder how long it will take one of his gutter skanks to start endorsing this one!!

Pipedream Products Inc. has released the official Take Home Tiger Woods Blow Up Love Doll!!

LOLZ!! WTF??

WHO WOULD WANT THIS??

Nick Orlandino, COO of Pipedream says:

"We're following in the footsteps of Larry Flynt and all of the other porn parodies out there, and the Take Home Tiger is no different. Look for more hilarious products from Pipedream in the future"

Enjoy Blow Up Tiger in all of his uncensored, NSFW glory AFTER THE JUMP!!

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59 comments to “Want Your Own Tiger Woods Peen??”



  1. 1

    LOVE IT!



  2. 2

    Is Tiger getting something off of this… I would think his legal team would be all over using his image for something like this. He better get $$$$$



  3. 3

    Ultimate in bad taste!



  4. 4

    ahahahha!



  5. 5

    The cartoon picture just really turns me on.



  6. 6

    wow .this is low



  7. 7

    Perez googled this because he wants Tiger to do him up the butt. Posted his findings for his other gaypals.



  8. 8

    haha oh no - LOLs! Perez you find the funniest stuff :)

  9. cdv says – reply to this


    9

    That doesnt look like a blow up doll to me- more like a windup toy. Seriously, is there any real journalism on this site?



  10. 10

    Oh this is disgusting,
    Way too funny!
    Who will buy this though?
    Will it be like a gag gift?

  11. R3LS says – reply to this


    11

    YAY!



  12. 12

    stupid



  13. 13

    Holy shit Perez. This is fucking hilarious. But you do know this is a wind-up to and not a blow-up doll, right?



  14. 14

    Why are all of our avatars not showing up with our pics that we upload,,, the majority of us have this tree when we have uploaded countless photos … staff if you are reading this let us see our pics on our avatars and not the same tree with blue backround?



  15. 15

    Re: Heather89 – Hey babe how did you get your avatar pic to show up on this site? Mine shows up on my profile but not on here???



  16. 16

    The box says "As seen on tv"? WTF What channel is airing those commercials? LMAO

    As for the product, it is not a blow up doll, as the knob on the right hand side (not to be confused with the one in the middle LMAO) is a wind up knob, not a blow up one…

    But it would be hilarious to see a blow up one with the blow up part in his hand!



  17. 17

    "He'll show you his wood if you show him your hole!"

    That's amazing wordplay right there. Oscar Wilde wouldn't be able to think up that shit.



  18. 18

    Totes ordering one for my father who has a huge hard-on for Tiger.



  19. 19

    Yeyah, this shit is so stupid. Tiger better make BANK on this SHIT!



  20. 20

    ID BUY ONE lolllllll



  21. 21

    I bet Perez has 3 on order.



  22. 22

    Perez is only jealous they haven't made one of him yet.



  23. 23

    Its tasteless, tacky, crude, repulsive and stupid…….so i must be immature for my age because that made me laugh. Thanks, just what i needed on a sick day!!

  24. 6one9 says – reply to this


    24

    His poor wife is going to be reminded of his affairs “` for along fucking time. More power to her for choosing to stay. My man is an idiot as well, and I'm soooooooooo done, and he hasn't even cheated ,, nor does he have Tiger's $$ for me to even “` put up “ with his “` self sabotaging“ ways.



  25. 25

    ha



  26. 26

    lmao



  27. 27

    eeww lol



  28. 28

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to buy a bunch of these and give them away at Christmas this year! These are great! I am going to include it with the Obama dildos that are on the market! Great example black guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  29. 29

    Tiger deserves every humiliation that can be visited upon him. I want to see more.



  30. 30

    This is so stupid. Seriously.



  31. 31

    I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS STUPID PEOPLE COULD DEFEND THIS MANIAC IS GOOD TO LAUGH AT HIM AFTER HE LAUGH OF US HE IS A SEX MANIAC HE DESERVE IT AND EVEN MORE PLEASE DONT BE SO PURITAN AND DONT TELL HIM TO BANK MORE MONEY DOES NOT NEED ANYMORE.



  32. 32

    cute! LOOL



  33. 33

    lol i think its's funny

  34. Cogle says – reply to this


    34

    A wand to sell to Harry P



  35. 35

    so bad yet so good



  36. 36

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!



  37. 37

    LMFAO



  38. 38

    WHO WOULD WANT THIS??? ANSWER - PEREZ HILTON



  39. 39

    mario just copied other sites, as usual, that puts this as a blow up, when it is an obvious wind up toy.144 to a case. also available, tiger's wood cover. AMAZINGLY- they have another wind up toy, a 'beatin' barack', looks similiar to 'tuggin tiger' just a few facial changes and different clothes, same dick. both 144 to a case.



  40. 40

    oh, just to let you know mario, wind ups work better for women customers. Hetero males, they go for blow ups. this company knows. what good would a blow up tiger be? he would go limp, nothing he obviously has done in real life. with the wind up, he just keeps on going and going and going ……..



  41. 41

    Heheheeeee.



  42. 42

    Re: #Cejers – It just showed up automatically. I think that Perez needs to approve your picture before it goes up.. Maybe he doesn't like yours ? :S So dumb.. everyone should be able to post whatever pictures they want.



  43. 43

    that's just disturbing.
    he'll show you his wood if you show him his hole. that's hillarious.



  44. 44

    Re: Heather89 – lol no it doesnt work for me and a lot of others!



  45. 45

    Re: #Cejers

    its a cartoon drawing and they have cleverly split up his name for comedic value. he wont get a dime! and they can get away with it due to the fact it isn't an exact photo.



  46. 46

    Re: #Cejers
    Are your photographs too big? maybe thats why they aren't working. If they are the right size then it must be some fault on the site.



  47. 47

    That's just tacky…



  48. 48

    This is really quite bizarre. But in an absolutely amazing way. I'll admit I did lol.



  49. 49

    What the hell?



  50. 50

    Those women on the package are UGLY!



  51. 51

    guess you ordered it already…



  52. 52

    That's not Tiger…Tiger ONLY wears Nike approved shirts!



  53. 53

    Damn, THAT'S H-O-T!!!!!
    Hope I get a chance MEAT up with Tiger!!!
    He's got girth and length according to all the hoe's he's banged.
    What a spicy kiltbassi Tiger!!!!
    Call me as soon as the shit dies down brother.



  54. 54

    Re: #Cejers – I was wondering the same thing.I'm tired of this fucking tree.



  55. 55

    that's awesome - love how people have taken this and run with it - very creative. ha ha ha!



  56. 56

    Stupid and tasteless



  57. 57

    Re: #Cejers – Yeah REALLY CJ! I would no doubt sue, it's his name , his face (In cartoon) IT IS ABOUT HIM! I would freak if someone did this shit with me and didn't pay me royalties! Hell to the NO! LOL!



  58. 58

    He deserves every bit of this.



  59. 59

    how is that a blow up doll when it's clearly some plastic wind-up miniature? I'm confused…because on the box it clearly states it's a blow up doll, but the picture is a wind-up toy. I think someone clearly didnt research this article - but then again, does Perez ever research a post before putting it up? NOPE and he never uses spell check either. lol. such a campy website.