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Kim Kardashian Thinks We Care Enough To Have Two Versions Of Her

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Kim Kardashian's life is full of so many challenges and obstacles.

Apparently she was faced with a serious, troubling dilemma: should she have blonde or brunette hair in the photoshoot for her upcoming calendar?

Luckily, she put her enormous ass brain to work and came up the a solution we think everyone will be thrilled with!

We did the blonde shoot last year right before I went back to my darker look and decided I wanted to capture the blonde look, so what better way to do that than to create a calendar!?

Phew!

Thank GOODNESS!!

Now the world can enjoy both hairstyles!

We think we'll put the blonde version in our office, and the brunette version in the kitchen!

Just so we'll always have her near to remind us what day of the month it is!

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115 comments to “Kim Kardashian Thinks We Care Enough To Have Two Versions Of Her”

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  1. 6one9 says – reply to this


    1

    Kim looks “` WAY “` better with dark hair.. :)



  2. 2

    EVERY TIME HER ASS WOULD GET BANGED PENNIES WOULD FALL LIKE A SLOT MACHINE SPITTING OUT A CASH PRIZE!!!!



  3. 3

    who wrote this!!!???!

    this is hilarious!!!

    i give credit where credit is due!!

    Perez, keep this writer!!!
    he should write more!!!!!!1

    this is da first post i enjoyed from ur site



  4. 4

    i actually just laughed



  5. 5

    The "blonde" look is so fake and so cheap looking — oh, what the hell… she IS CHEAP INCARNATE



  6. 6

    What can ya say other then- She's Hot!!!!



  7. 7

    How about we put both pictures in the toilet and piss on them.She's familiar with that



  8. 8

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I really don't like this chick or her family..i mean im sure they are nice enough people when not fame whoring, but the Kardashians make it really really hard to respect them.

    Annndd, Does anyone else think Kim is looking a little…old, like..not in a graceful Madonna or Betty White kinda way, but in a too much makeup, too much air-brushing and perhaps a little plastic surgery…im just sayin… all that shit on your face makes u look old girl…



  9. 9

    And what is that… lump of BUTT between her legs? OMG they didn't airbrush that? It looks so gross!



  10. 10

    Kim is absolutely beautiful as a brunette and should stay that way ALWAYS! This blond stuff has got to go for good. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.



  11. 11

    Good god ! This whore was cornholed then peed on by a chimp in an adult video , now she's a starlet !
    Another reason why the world hates america.



  12. 12

    OK OK OK I am so tired of her posing in bikinis….Yes she is pretty and has a gorgeous body BUT she is such a hypocrite saying that she doesn't want people to just see her as a sex object then goes and poses for Playboy and then it is bikinis after bikinis and her Carls Jr. commercial is almost promoting sex. She make me sick……Literally!!!!Yes we get it that is all you are good for!!!



  13. 13

    BBD don't give two shits what color it is when he busts his nut all up cheap ass weave! Ray J likes it piss yellow! Bwahahahaha!



  14. 14

    Umm… She is a joke.



  15. 15

    how boring not intrested



  16. 16

    Go Kim!



  17. 17

    The blonde one looks so shopped its ridiculous! Her left foot looks like it was amputated and the boot was put on to cover it!



  18. 18

    Don't worry Kim- Ray J will like them both. BTW, what the hell happened to her nose? She now looks like a bird.



  19. 19

    YOu obviously care enough to post it to your site, idiot



  20. 20

    Now you know if Kim wanted to be Perez's friend he would be all up her enormous ass singing her praises. Just like he does for gaga.



  21. 21

    I honestly don't get it:
    How do "these people" become "these people"?



  22. 22

    Her face looks great, but her legs look short and stumpy

  23. Emesa says – reply to this


    23

    shes a moron. But a fucking stunning moron.



  24. 24

    Wow - she should NOT do full body shots ever again. She looks really big in the 'blonde' flick, and I don't think she actually is…not a flattering angle at all!



  25. 25

    Lame Jennifer Lopez wannabe



  26. 26

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    she's trash but i'd tap both versions
    -

  27. deday says – reply to this


    27

    Defitnately the dark hair.



  28. 28

    did she have her thighs widened?



  29. 29

    She has the exact same body my mother has. the hips and thighs especially. Thats not a bad thing…but my Mom is 60 and had 3 kids.



  30. 30

    another non celebrity who thinks (?) that the world wakes up and our first thoughts go to her. somebody please tell her that she is on one of the lowliest cable channels.



  31. 31

    I don't get why your posting non news about her if you don't like her. Is she paying you to advertise her calender?



  32. 32

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  33. 33

    LoL, Perez did you just make a fat joke on yourseld?? XD *highfive*



  34. 34

    they should have photoshopped her huge thighs and fat ass in the blonde ones



  35. 35

    Kim Kardashian has got to be the dumbest slut on earth. No one cares what color hair the skank has. Reggie's only dating her because of her fat ass. He doesn't want to marry her. I'm so tired of seeing her masculine face everywhere. What a camera whore. Isn't she almost 30? She needs to find a man HER AGE who actually wants to marry her..if there is one. Let's be honest-she's not the type of girl you would want to marry.

  36. ass says – reply to this


    36

    Perez. You really are a complete and utter fucking moron.



  37. 37

    eeeeew she's so gross. She looks like she's dripping with sexual diseases.



  38. 38

    …because the world would stop and hell would freeze over if this plastic woman stopped being the definition of a complete narcissist. What would she live for then? Actually doing something meaningful in her life? Her and Paris are made for each other.



  39. 39

    She looks huge in the blond shot (why she went blond I will never know). Top shot looks good.



  40. 40

    is it just me or does blonde kim look like beyonce?



  41. 41

    It's SUCH big news that Kim is having two different calendars with two different hair colors. Must be running out of material, eh Perez? :) Ps Kim, never go blonde again. It looks bad.



  42. 42

    why would anyone care about her.

    because her dad was oj's lawyer. because her step dad won a gold medal.

    she does nothing, isn't interesting, and has no talent. put it to bed p-rez



  43. 43

    She is so jocking Miz Bey's style.



  44. 44

    nah! blonde is too beyonce ish…..i always say her face and makeup always look the same….shes attractive, but she doesnt have a charisma to her…shes so runny egg



  45. 45

    Ummm… remember everybody, she works 365 days a year!!!! Haha, sorry, Kim, getting your hair and make up done to make an appearance isn't the definition of hard work. Waking up to fly somewhere and do a photo shoot isn't either. We all feel so bad for you.

    Maybe you could cut back on the photo shoots, since I think you've already put out enough pics of yourself to fill up your "I love myself" scrapbook. Maybe you could make an "I'm blonde this time" scrapbook and an "Oops, jk… back to brunette" scrapbook.

  46. clo27 says – reply to this


    46

    why is she relevant? what does she do besides shop and bang black dudes?



  47. 47

    What can you expect from a ditz who's only claim to fame is….uh….she's famous! How she functions on a daily basis is beyond me. Just watch their show, her mother has to run her life or she would just be another stripper wanna-be!



  48. 48

    girrrrrl you ain't no beyonce!



  49. 49

    PHOTOSHOP GONE WRONG!!
    SOMETHING DOES NOT LOOK RIGHT BETWEEN HER LEGS. LIKE AN EXTRA PIECE OF SKIN



  50. 50

    Her legs are beyond plastic looking in that second pic! Ick



  51. 51

    HER ASS IS SO HUGE AND SO ARE HER HIPS……
    CAN YOU IMAGINE WHEN SHE GETS PREGNANT ONE DAY HER ASS IS GONNA BE HUGE..



  52. 52

    Blonde or brunette, she'll always be covered in pee in my eyes. And I mean that.



  53. 53

    She kept saying she is curvy and beautiful. To be honest, imo, curvy is another sorry excuse for fat….



  54. 54

    The blonde's a little too Beyowulf for my liking…



  55. 55

    kim doesnt suit the blonde locks. Id say stick with the darker colour ;)



  56. 56

    she looks waaaay better as a brunette.. makes her look sexier..



  57. 57

    The entire Karsluttian family is TRASH. Great example, money doesn't buy class.



  58. 58

    she should give rides in the desert..camel doused in makeup..



  59. 59

    I know she is pretty and all but she so dumb and shes just sooo superficial and materialistic but it all makes her money so oh well but I am not buying any of her fucking calendars just for some hair color changes in them …………who cares



  60. 60

    OMG!! Without you Perez…We would all be sooo confused…thank you for your superior opinion!!!



  61. 61

    Why does she look plus sized in the blond picture?



  62. 62

    HOLY FUCKING PHOTOSHOP!



  63. 63

    She looks better fat and brunette.



  64. 64

    Im all for curvy women, but I think Miss Kardashian looks a little too pear shaped in this photo. Thank goodness! I feel better about myself this evening lol.



  65. 65

    She's prettier being a blonde.



  66. 66

    Sooo fake. Why is she important?



  67. 67

    She has one of the most beautiful faces around today. So two or more versions are fine.

  68. Laury says – reply to this


    68

    The second one is very Beyoncé. I'm not her biggest fan but I gotta admit, she's a pretty girl.



  69. 69

    brunette is so much better!

  70. YUCK says – reply to this


    70

    btw in real life her legs are not smooth at all, she has the legs of a short stubby salvadorean woman and her arms are fat too! I've seen you around town kimmy and your body looks loose not tight at all.



  71. 71

    I think she looks better as a brunette



  72. 72

    what is her art? why is she a star??



  73. 73

    She has a pretty face, why can't she just do head shots. She is the last person to be wearing that !! Yikes…ahh I feel so skinny now



  74. 74

    ugh.



  75. 75

    I think I'll put the blonde version in the trash , and the brunette version in the …
    ohhh yea, in the trash !!!



  76. 76

    OMG I CAN'T SEE THESE COMMENTS EITHER AND IT SAYS #69 (woohoo 69 LmfAo)!!!!!!! WTF PEREZ????????

    *
    AND I don't like Kim blonde! I don't even care for Kim, *sigh* anymore. I never did see why everyone thinks she is the prettiest one, she even gets more modeling contracts! It just doesn't make sense , I Know Kourt is short, but Khloe is the giant , you'd think they would use , then photo-shoppe her to hell, like they do Kim,*lol! O' well whatever, these girls have really over-killed themselves for me, I just really have no interest in them anymore! :/



  77. 77

    she is famous because she is a grammy winning singer? an acclaimed actress? a best selling author? ….oh yeah because she released a sex tape thats right, fucking joke, and complete whore



  78. 78

    prettiest woman ever!!!



  79. 79

    Wow, she´s so hot.



  80. 80

    What exactly is this 2 bit tramp 'famous' for… apart from having an ass like the rear end of a tram smash



  81. 81

    Size 2? Yeah. I think she is very pretty, but let's get real.
    Despite me thinking she is naturally very lovely, I think her face is strangely starting to look like that woman who has overdone the facial surgery to the point where she looks like a cat. Can't remember her name.



  82. 82

    I wish she would just go away!!



  83. 83

    WTF?? THE COMMENTS ARENT SHOWING UP ALL NIGHT?? WHY , WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SITE NOW??



  84. 84

    I get the whole 'love my curves' song, but this girl just looks short and fat. And she piles on the make-up to hide that, but it is see through.
    Kim: your fat, go fuck off.



  85. 85

    She needs a good dick slap.



  86. 86

    PS: the blonde photo is fucking horrid! Her legs are hysterical.



  87. 87

    I just couldn't leave this one alone. She obviously doesn’t look good in the blonde photo the whole thing is just entirely bad: Fake blonde/orange hair, bad hair extensions (dry &straw like) , bad spray tan, Unfaltering pose-looks like a stump, purple leotard and ankle boots! Do we need to go on? Kim you shouldn’t even be asking this question.. The darker hair much better and the body pose is good. When you short and stump like you need to be careful to what you wear and how you pose in pics… Well she asked!



  88. 88

    whoredashian wants nothing more than to be photographed. no talent, no brains…just lots of plastic surgery. is she seriously anything more than a camera whore and slut?



  89. 89

    NOTHING MORE THAN A WHORE.



  90. 90

    She looks like a cheap skank either way.



  91. 91

    Remind me again why she's famous? Looks like Beyonce with 10 extra pounds on her.



  92. 92

    blatent Beyonce rip off



  93. 93

    it looks like her azz is falling out the back in the blonde pic.
    Yesterday I was reading that she refuses to do next season of their show unless she's paid 500k an episode!!! E! has lost their mind if they pay this classless skank that much per episode. She is in need of a reality check. She's too self centered & self absorbed. Reggie will never marry her



  94. 94

    Re: Novel1 – I know right. That's probably were the dick went??



  95. 95

    i dont understand the kardashian hate. 1st, they don't do staged photo ops for the paparazzi like heidi and spencer. they are definitely NOT annoying like them either, or like paris hilton. they are making their money without fame whoring. why is it considered fame whoring if they sponsor a product like quick trim? is tiger a fame whore for endorsing nike? shaun white for red bull? apollo ohno for wheaties? they work hard doing magazine shoots, endorsements, appearances, so why are they discredited and demeaned? beacuse they have a reality show? so does the train wreck of jersey shore…and i'm from jersey!



  96. 96

    I like how in the blonde picture her hand is a completely different color than the rest of her body.



  97. 97

    Re: heres2u526
    DAM! You're just stupid! They are arrogant and LIE ALL the time, you must be a little teeny bopper who has fallen into their spell. So laughable! Wake up honey…maybe one day you will see these ppl for what they really are…lieing fame ho's!
    good luck in life little one!

  98. Harv says – reply to this


    98

    Whore !!
    I'm sure folks are already lining up for that POS.



  99. 99

    she's is such a pointless bitch.



  100. 100

    Re: heres2u526 – I like the kardashians but to compare them to Olympic athletes is laughable! The difference between them promoting products is the kardashians haven't done anything to deserve the attention they get. Shauna white for example has accomplished more in snow boarding than anyone before him! So to say that the kardashians are the same as. Shauna white is ignorant and frankly stupid!

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