Kim Kardashian Thinks We Care Enough To Have Two Versions Of Her


Kim Kardashian's life is full of so many challenges and obstacles.
Apparently she was faced with a serious, troubling dilemma: should she have blonde or brunette hair in the photoshoot for her upcoming calendar?
Luckily, she put her enormous ass brain to work and came up the a solution we think everyone will be thrilled with!
We did the blonde shoot last year right before I went back to my darker look and decided I wanted to capture the blonde look, so what better way to do that than to create a calendar!?
Phew!
Thank GOODNESS!!
Now the world can enjoy both hairstyles!
We think we'll put the blonde version in our office, and the brunette version in the kitchen!
Just so we'll always have her near to remind us what day of the month it is!
Tags: blonde, brunette, calendar, dilemma, massive ass, photoshoot















































I think Kim is a beautiful girl. I like her dark hair better, but she still looks nice as a blonde too.
that second photo is almost all airbrushed! I can understand "some" touchups for people, but it looks fake.
Please take me back to the days when having a fat ass was a bad thing!!!! Oh yeah, and take me back to the days before "reality TV". Face it - most of the women on these shows would have ended up as prostitutes in years gone by.
Re: xcherrykatiex – Well said!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brunette fits her so MUCH better!
Dark hair suits her better.
OMG…the poorman's JLO…but she is hot though!!! go Kim…
I actually thought the blonde pic was J-Lo
LOL!
this is hysterical
God I wish this self absorbed snob would go away!
Evidently you did PH. I love Kim! Good for her!
Re: Novel1 – i totally agree!! what the hell??? they airbrush the hell out of the rest of her and leave this fat blob hanging off her fat ass??
Could do without the second pic.
Re: B-MoreBabe –
ok, then let me compare them to kirstie alley and her new "weight loss" thing. or what about jen garner, sjp for garnier, eva longoria for loreal (i think). they have tv and/or film to their credit. kim has a crap ass movie to her resume, doesn't matter if the extreme movie (whatever the name) was good or bad, still gives her credit. i'm not trying to argue, just trying to see what i missed, they they are liars or whatever. can someone actually say they are more annoying than spiedi? i hate the hills now because of them. i think the media needs to let them finish up their 15 minutes already