The Simpleton Talks More About Her Desperation
All right, Sexual Napalm, ENOUGH!
If you keep ranting on and on about wanting a relationship, all the good men are going to go running for the hills!
Jessica Simpson is STOOPIDLY wasting all of the press John Mayer got her with his asinine comments by sounding like a hack desperate for a man in her life!
Girlfriend said:
"I want a confident man. A man who understands me and can deal with my life and is not embarrassed of my life. And can support my life. And allow me to be a powerful woman. And allow me to be powerful in the relationship. I'm not going to give up my role in this life to just be a housewife. What is attractive to me about a man is a man’s spirituality. Just the way that he carries himself. I kind of like a rough man a little bit. A man's man."
UGH, JUST STOP.
It's seriously almost TOO sad.
At this point, Simpleton, you need to just settle for what you can get, or you'll end up even worse off than MANiston or Jennifer Love Hewitt!
Goodness, Mayer just sniffed you three peas in a pod right out, didn't he?
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: desperation, douchebags, hacks, jennifer love desperate, maniston, pathetic, sexual napalm, simpleton
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She sure sayd "I" and "ME" a hell of a lot.
Umm, I wonder why she doesn't have the blokes queuing up to date her? Probably cause she say's stupid things like that! It does have the slight whiff of Bunny Boiler.
leave her alone. she is allowed to be picky. perez… you are still single. no need to get on her b/c you are still single. lay off her!!!
Why the fuck should she settle? She knows what she wants and she's going after it. She's putting it out there. Like 'hey, this is who I am and this is what I want in a man.' YOU haven't settled or you'd be with any ole thing Perez. Why should any one else. Don't tell people how to live their lives. Live and let live. Bitch.
Jessica is a sweet girl. I love her. She deserves something good. Perez you are such a nasty person, the more I come to this site, the more I dislike you. I'd make a gossip site just to talk trash about you, but you'd get off on it.
Perez..You and your staff are stupid. She was asked a question and she gave an answer. Every single girl I know talks about the kind of man they want. How in the hell does that make her desperate?! It's just dumb to even put this on your blog. All three of these women are beautiful (way more so than GaGa) and talented yet for some reason you have chosen to make up shit about them and call them desperate. You must be really low on gossip right now to print this crap. By the way…Jessica's press time was for new show on VH1…not because of that dick John Mayer.
Jessica doesn't take life serious. She's so into being relevant that she'll do anything to be in the lime light (eating worms on reality show). For as long as she continues to be a ditz, she'll always just be a walking door mat. Her mouth may say she wants a "good man," but her Vagina has a mind of it's own.
She just insulted a lot of housewives. I'm a housewife. But I'm not JUST a housewife. Stop trying so hard.
Screw that bitch. "Just a housewife?!" Bitch couldn't survive as a houswife because she'd burn the house down, forget to feed her kids, and let wild animals run off with the pets. Oh yeah… I went there.
That one line should have read: "At this point, Simpleton, you need to just settle for what you can get, or you'll end up even worse off than MANiston, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Perez Hilton!"
Her comments pale with your obsession of Mayer. You got played but still would gobble his dick if there was any chance. Of course, the only dick you gobble anymore is Teddy's.
i wonder how her stupid vh1 show did last night?
Jessica needs to listen to “More to Live For” by After Midnight Project. There’s hope ladies!!
Check’em out on myspace.com/aftermidnightproject
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Re: Spindoc –
Jessica needs to listen to “More To Live For” by After Midnight Project. There’s hope ladies!!
Check’em out on myspace.com/aftermidnightproject
=)
Jesus!!! Could she have said 'man' one more frickin time???!!!! WE get it, YOU NEED A MAN!! Kthanksbuhbye dumbass!
The more she talks…umm..did she even graduate High School? I tried watching her new show and well it was painful. Maybe she should do a show about going back to school?
She was on The View and I hate to say it… she looked a little stumpy and chubby. She has been eating one too many funnel cakes, and the red lipstick and dark hair is just as bad.
Your vlog was worse! Much worse! You sounded pretty desperate yourself, so back off bitch.
What did she say in this that's so sad? Wanting an adult male who isn't afraid of a real relationship with a real woman? GOD FORBID. Because being a fat sad man who's entire life revolves around the famous people he wishes he was and obsessing over their every move….THAT isn't pathetic or desperate.
Stop telling people to shut up when they are simply answering a question someone asked them!!!
Your jealousy of Jessica and Jennifer Aniston is bordering on psychotic. They may have had some bumps along the road in their romantic lives, but at least they have a romantic life. Unless your humping Teddy, you have no boyfriend and no one wants to be with you. LOSER!!
STFU, Deviants! Jessica Simpson is rich —you're NOT, so go eat more sh*t!
the size of her face and booty chin is worse than her statement
She can pretend to be pissed at Mayer's comments, but I think she's loving this new attention. And kinda starting to come across cocky, like she's hot property now and can have any guy she wants. But she needs to be careful that guys aren't after her for the wrong reasons.
First, to all these woman who are mad cause she doesn't want to be another housewife get OVER YOURSELF. SHE DOESNT WANT TO…all you are are just jealous of her…
Second, Prez how do you figure that this comment sounds desperate? YOU DUMB ASS..this is what every single woman in the world wants…and to the rest of you who say she sounds dumb and needs to go back to school..you go back to school…she answered a question with a great answer an answer that most woman give when describing what she wants in a relationship or in a man….She is laughing at all you ignorant and jealous people…I hope she reads this and laughs…she has travelled the world and has done more than any of you combined….PEREZ you are losing it….your hatred for the well off and is really starting to show….GROW UP…
SHE ATE A WORM FOR RATINGS. SHAME ON THIS BITCH. I HOPE PETA PUTS HER ON THEIR SHIT LIST DUMB BITCH. YOUR SINGLE FOR A REASON!
Why is answering a question about the kind of guy she wants make her desperate? Anybody would do that. You must be bitter because you are the one who has no one.
holy cow- you're right Perez! I never realized the wake of disaster that JM has left behind…
Jessica Simpson is gorgeous and a lot smarter than the press likes to give her credit for. The housewife comment I could do without (having been one in a former life)…but we all say un-PC things sometimes. Not that big of a deal. It's good she knows what she wants in a man. That's healthy. I wish her the best. I'm not into her music, but I like her as a person.
I didn't know John Mayer was spirtual or manly….
Re: Spindoc – Yeah - and powerful!
BAHAHAA ! Wooow . .
Be careful another celebrity might punch you in the face . .
If you had any respectable journalists at all…..(cough cough) you would realize that the question preceding this answer was…"Given what you've gone through with recent relationships, what are you looking for in a man?". This has nothing to do with her answer, you just hate her as a person. ANNND if we want to talk about desperate….how about a guy who posts fake boyfriends (of people way too hot/intelligent to ever fuck him) because he can't get any action? At least these girls are getting dates…
I wonder if it bothers her that the only thing people know her for is for being either stupid, fat, or desperate. Thats all she has to talk about she should be sucking John Mayer's dick for a MONTH for what his comments did for her career because it sure as hell wasn't her father's skills as a manager or her red hot music career that got her a show on VH1.
New drinking game!! Take a shot everytime she says "man"!
I think she sets the bar WAAAAAAAY to high when she says she wants a guy who "….isn't embarrassed by her life." Shit, we're ALL embarrassed by her life!
The three ladies mentioned in this post are beautiful, strong, successful, wealthy and independent human beings that want to have it all. And they deserve it. They know they don´t have to settle because they are so wonderful. There is no doubt that these women will find the amazing men they will have a beautiful family with.
It's not what she wants,rather nobody wants her,at least anymore.She's always had a terrible personality,but she DID look hot many years ago.Now that the looks are gone,why would anyone go near that?
Ms Simpson is a wonderful person. But I question her comments about finding a suitable partner. She has been dumped by every SUCCESSFUL male since Lachey. Not to be harsh, but I see her as a 'Loser Magnet with a Savior Syndrome.' I think she wants to dominate the relationship, feel needed, wanted and cherished by a masculine man. That within itself is absurd, considering a successful 'manly' man does not want to be dominated!
When you're dumped by every man, you're the common denominator! It's time to do a self-evaluation!
she doesn't have the brains or temperment to take care of a family and be "just a housewife" as she puts it. Just because her own mother started basically fame whoring her out during childhood.
Jessica is a Joke. Before she can get a man she has to stop being an embarrassement herself. No man wants a joke for a woman. All this girl is about is weight issues. That's it. Stupid Jessica does nothing except gain a few pounds, and then milks it for every penny she can get. I can't even watch her new show because I am sick of all the publicity she has gotten for gaining weight. When women all over the world are making accomplishments, settiing goals, and obtaining those goals, without one iota of publicity, all Jessica does is gain weight, and we have to hear about for over a year. Enough already! Enough already. I don't blame Perez for making fun of this idiot. She has done absolutely nothing except gain weight. If Jessica thinks that this is powerful or that she is powerful, then she is deluding herself. Whats worse, is alot of women believe her. Thats what I think is sad most of all.
you pathetic turd…..your gonna be a spinster so get used to it. your a talentless idiot
Why does saying what kind of man attracts you with an answer make you desperate? She is far from desperate, she is beautiful and successful.