Michael Lohan Has A Mild Heart Attack!
Wow! Michael Lohan has a HEART?! Yeah, we didn't know either!
Well, apparently the douche-tastic dad of the decade has enough of one for it to try and reject his body yesterday!
His girlfriend Kate Major reveals:
'Michael was in Miami. We just flew back to New York last night. But he didn’t feel well all day today. He was short of breath all day. His blood pressure skyrocketed. Right now they’ve told him it looks like he had a minor heart attack but they are still doing tests on him.'
Karma didn't kick his ass TOO hard, however, as Major revealed he is in good spirits and talking to the press.
You've had quite a few 'near' health scares recently, Michael!
You might be a douche, but we're guessing at least your kids will miss you if anything were to happen.
Time to start taking better care of yourself.
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: dad of the decade, douche, health, heart attack, hospital, kate major, stroke, swamp donkey
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'near health scare'? proof read much douchey one?
He will never die, ever. He will live forever to terrorize us all.
who cares? he should probably just drop off of earth and take anyone he associates with……
AWESOME boots.
DOUCHE!! And somebody please buy that man a new outfit. that turtleneck is starting to scare me
Yeah, and if he suddenly dies, we'll get an outpouring of fake sympathy from you, Parasite.
LOL LOL LOL
Re: Canadiana* – LOL @ "douchey one"……i snorted…..
He's gorgeous! mmmmmmmmmmm yummy man
Snort more
Coke, fucker.
"Karma didn't kick his ass TOO hard, however…"
pretty shitty thing to say about ANYONE, even if you don't agree with their fame-whoring lifestyle. If it was any worse than mild, i'm sure you'd be singing a different tune.
and please, you of all people should know, the more famous you get the more of a "douche-bag" you get.
your drawing-style suck balls dude. did you try to sketch the aorta? epic fail. why don't you try to be a painter/artist/illustrator! then you tried and failed at literally E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
Miami + heart issue = cocaine.
Re: Beach Bum – Hey beach bum..Where did u get that pic? I mean who is it of..That girl has the nicest ass I have ever seen.
Back on topic thou, Why didn't this scum of the earth die..
MY GOSH you are VERY LATE once again
Youre one to talk about karma
sorry not quite buying it - this guy is the type that would paint acne as skin cancer for attention - If his lips are moving I think he's lying for coverage ofcourse - as they say only the good die young so this fuck should be around a while
I can't wait for karma to kick Perez hard in the ass.
Can you have a heart attack if you don't have a heart? I guess so DICK Cheney's had a couple
I don't think there is such as thing as mild or minor heart attakc. You get a heart attack because oxygenated blood is not reaching part of the heart and causes that part to die. There is nothing minor about that.
"they're still doing tests" - bla, bla, bla. Haven't we already heard that?
this one's too easy. i'm not even going to bother.
This guy has something posted about him in your site every day. Do you like the taste of his jism that much!>?
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES IS HE GOING TO PRETEND TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK OR MILD (lmao) STROKE!! SERIOUSLY , I DOUBT ANY OF HIS PAIN IS REAL, I BET IT'S FUCKING HEARTBURN!!!
Just a mild one? Shucks.
"Cocaine is a helluva drug!"-Rick James, RIP
Well well is Karma finally knocking on this douche bags door?? But here is a question… how the fuck can you have a heart attack or whatever he THINKS he had when he doesn't even have a fucking heart.. He should have been in the wizard of oz looking for a heart.. All this fucking douche wants is PRESS and Perez if you stop giving it to him MAYBE hell die and go away. As far his douchechick Kate Minor she will get hers too. Karma is about to take a HUGE bite out of her huge ass… thats what she will get for fucking this bootdouche
Why is he always wearin tht outfit? Any1 notice tht?