Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It isn't so much news than it is a certainty. The world should just assume that at any given time, Pete Doherty is either in jail or in the process of going back to jail.
They have a cell reserved for him and everything!
Back in January, Petey was suspected to have a hand in the death of heiress Robin Whitehead. At the time, the well-off druggie was a friend of Doperty's and while filming a documentary on him, she OD'ed and died.
Over the weekend, Pete was brought in for more questioning and after a lengthy process, he was finally charged with suspicion of supplying a controlled drug and thrown back in jail.
Don't get too comfy, Doperty. Knowing your track record, you won't be in there for very long!
What a waste of oxygen.
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