Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Truthfully, she doesn't have the balls to admit that she was WRONG to ever say anything about the legendary Britney Spears.
In an attempt to save her own ass, but remain a douche at the same time, Ke$ha blames the lyric on someone else (she claims she didn't write the song) and her own lack of courage at 15 to protest singing it.
And she says that all so eloquently in the interview, you'd think you were listening to a Shakespeare Sonnet!
Give it a looksie! (above)