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A Pretty Gay Sport Gets That Much Gayer

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You can say its a "macho" sport all you want, but its a game where men in thin shirts ride around fiercely on horses so they can smack balls with long shafts.

If you got Kathy Griffin to host this thing, they'd put it on BRAVO!

Anyway, the first ever Gay Polo Tournament is being held in Wellington, FL. next week with four teams competing to be sponsored by Credit Suisse.

According to sources, since homosexuals are so new to the game, each team had to recruit a hetero just so they could have enough players!

The spokesperson for the event explained that the rules would remain the same and that the boys would be riding the same steeds as in a nongay polo match. So what really is the difference between a hetero and a homo game of polo? The spokesperson replied:

"Of course, the uniforms are a little chic-er . . . the balls are a little nicer, too."

Fabulous!

[Image via AP Images.]

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14 comments to “A Pretty Gay Sport Gets That Much Gayer”



  1. 1

    Why dont you try it if its so gay? 1st



  2. 2

    its wellington, fl. not welling.



  3. 3

    its WELLINGTON! fix it please



  4. 4

    you're a fucking idiot. Polo is a nasty-ass dangerous sport where they make full contact mid-gallop … with impact far greater than in football or hockey. you'd piss your pants with fear.



  5. 5

    Polo is a really cool sport, Perez. You're gay Perez, not Polo



  6. 6

    I bet you try out for the team.



  7. 7

    Mario you bag of turds, It's one of the most hetro sports out there.

    I've seen you compete professional pillow biting, so I don't know why you think this is a gay sport after the filthy things you get up to.



  8. 8

    The only polo I like is Polo Molina.



  9. 9

    It's Wellington, FL. Not welling!



  10. 10

    Gay only events like this only lead to more discrimination. In order to be fully accepted stop insulating yourselves with this gay only bullshit. I see in the article you let some hetereos in. well ain't that just fucking great of you. Seems to me whenever a gay person deems themselves excluded from something its a major issue. But Gay only events are to be revered. True equality never comes from separation

  11. fiona says – reply to this


    11

    Get your ass on a highly trained horse, take a mallet, and try to hit that little ball. You would wet your ruffled pantaloons.

    Now go write more drool about gaga.



  12. 12

    Actually, I thought the headline was pretty clever and amusing.



  13. 13

    I'm from there!



  14. 14

    wow hating on everyone here…way to be even more discriminating