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Some people are starting to really look their age - if not older!
Grandma Jennifer Aniston and Grandpappy Adam Sandler were seen out in Beverly Hills shooting their new movie, Just Go With It, yesterday.
Concerned about catching pneumonia, Maniston bundle up tight to face the harsh El Lay cold with the scarf she knitted herself. Meanwhile, it seems to us Adam looks perturbed that they were filming during the hours of the early bird special at Denny's.
Maybe it's time for a ginkgo biloba and nap! Or at least a little Botox.
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What exactly did Jennifer Aniston ever do to you? You always maliciously attack her, for no god reason. I usually love your snarky comments, but this is getting quite pathetic Perez.
You have a cheek Mario - you look 42 rather than 32 with all those wrinkles and that huge head!
Hey Mario– you ignorant fuck– happy 32nd birthday–
now tht was funny
she still looks smoking hot and 41 is not that old. ten years to go for u right…?
She's beautiful. I have assumed you are just jealous, but maybe it's that you are pathological.
LOL oh that's nasty. They both look their age come on.
She looks younger than Angelina does and she is what 8 years older!!
Whatever Perez, she looks amazing, even in fug clothes. She looks about 5 years younger than she really is.
Um, they actually look young and fit….so, seriously? Hater.
your'e an ass - i'm thinking you must be jealous or something this post is just plain mean
I do not understand why you always attack her! And I don't understand how you worship Angelina! She's the homewrecker, and if you notice Brad and Angelina's kid ALWAYS look miserable, product of their Mother…MISERABLE!!!!! You're the first one to call someone a homewrecker and a slut!!! So what's up with the Angelina loyalty..
you're a sad individual- whatever insecurities you might harbour are becoming more painfully obvious.leave the woman alone, she is gracious, humble and classy.Unlike you- a bit of fame and $$$ and you think you're part of the upper crust!dream on twit!
Some people are starting to really look their age - if not older!
Like Porkez, it's 32 and looks like 45… poor piggy.
You can star the "40 year old virgin"!!!
not funny, cute, or witty. they both look great for the age. adam sandler looks like he could be the same age as you.
I think they look way good! This website needs to make up its mind… you make fun of people for using too much botox and then tell others they need it, what? That doesn't make you look stupid at all…
Who is putting the money up for this loser? Sandler might still have a draw in something sufficiently stupid but Ol' Jenny needs to find a last stand on TV.
why are gay me so judgemental Perez ? You think Botox is a good thing ? Are you afraid of getting old. Most people are not, we normals enjoy it. Besides they are not at all old looking. Perez, you need to learn to love.
Must be a really slow news day.
i think she's HOTTT
HAHAHAHA. There's a big difference between people looking older, and you having horrible pictures. You're such a tool.
Did you not just say they were shooting the movie? So would she not be wearing the outfit that wardrobe gave her?
Plus, that's a woven scarf, not a knitted one.
you being a homo and all perez one would think you would be more open minded instead of an "ageist". Every one gets old mofo, if theyre lucky
so STFU u ignorant piece of shit who makes a career out of repeating "gossip" already on the internet
You're still uglier!
um… ur 32 fugface? you think the 8 years separating ur dumbass from Aniston's 40 is alot… what a stupid immature douche u are
Re: shanns21 – It's a default-thing. He has his head rammed up 'Brangelina”s ass so far, he HAS to hate Jennifer Aniston.
Adam looks exactly the same as he always has…wtf are you talking about??
i didnt know Aniston was playing Sarah Palin in a movie! Forgot to mention that Perez?
XD love AdSand but you're right those clothes are so grandpa pop it's unreal. I think Jen looks sophisticated in her specs.
They look their age but the second picture was funny. Why is there always something about Angelina and Brad in the comment section everytime Jennifer Aniston is brought up? People really need to move on its been 5yrs if not more and like what 8 kids later I can't keep count lol.
Can't wait until you get old…then what will you say???!!!!!
Wow Perez that is just mean. I personally think Jen Aniston looks her age or younger. Jealousy? I think so. And Adam Sandler doesn't look bad either. So I pretty much don't even understand the point of this post. I guess it really was just to attack Jen. Wtf.
I agree with Perez 100%!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE FILLERS IN HER FACE???? Her last few flicks look like she was fighting for her life with botox, restylane, etc. Everytime she continues to play the cute YOUNG single girl with all these treatments it looks stupider and stupider -and UNBELIEVABLE. And Sandler SHOCKED me on how old he looked in Funny People. He looked like he needed Botox desperately, but of course did not for his character's age (HIS) and health condition.
This is one of your dumbest posts, and there have been a few… Jen is one of the best looking actresses in Hollywood. Get over it already bc your catty comments on her make you sound unprofessional.
just cuz shes wearing glasses? i happen to think she looks pretty there… and she looks great for her age in general
you've got to be kidding me. you actually said that? holy fuck your a idiot
I can only assume that your vitriol toward this woman is rooted in jealousy. That is the only explanation. Every single person who has worked with her has said that she is kind, down-to-Earth and the real deal. What the he!! is your problem?
Why are you so bitchy to Jennifer Aniston? Like everyone you go bitchy on I put it down to extreme jealousy. You'll never be as famous, successful, wealthy, or attractive as her. She doesn't look old. But you do! I thought it was your 40th the other day then I read you were 32. Holy shit!!!!! Time for some maintenance of your own Mario.
wow, that's messed up. I can't wait to see what you look like at 40 Perez.
She is so short and unattractive. Movie makers spend millions on making movies with her and the profits tank. What a waste Aniston is! Perez, I agree with you that she needs her botox injection and probably something for those bitter thin lips! How gross she looks and acts!
I agree, she is ugly!
What the hell is your excuse for looking crappy then Perez? You'r only 32. Shouldn't you be looking all hot and perfect? HA! Jen will always be a good looking woman. She looks beautiful.
you're so fucking jealous she got a piece of John Mayer you pathetic loser. and YOU are the LAST person to be talking about anyone's wardrobe, what with that fugly shit you wore at your pathetic ass-kissing party in Austin.
You're a dick
They both look good but you on the other hand will always look like a fuckin horse perez!
Jennifer looks amazing! Her body is one of the hottest in Hollywood. I guess you go for that heroin chic look of Skankalina Jolie. Jennifer looks a lot younger than Skanky and Perez looks at least 50.
Perez is the best in the world.
jennifer aniston doesn't have one wrinkle…how is she a grandma?
Oh, stop it. Adam looks sexy as always. And you know Jen is a sex kitten under that garb. Otherwise what would John M have gone back for?
Perez I love how you monitor these posts. If I tell you You are the best. Thats fine but if I tell you exactly what you are you wont post it. Here I go again. YOU ARE A FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT HATER! Your time is gonna come and I cant wait. BITCH
GROSS… PEREZ SAYS "Maybe it's time for a ginkgo biloba and nap! Or at least a little Botox"… WHEN DID IT BECOME OK TO JUST INJECT YOUR BODY WITH YUCKYNESS JUST TO LOOK YOUNGER?… WE ALL GET OLD… ITS COOL. EAT RIGHT, EXERCISE AND YOUR SKIN WILL LOOK ITS BEST AT WHATEVER AGE YOURE AT. BTW: ANISTON LOOKS HAWT!!! SHE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT AGE SHE IS.
Angelina looks way older than Jennifer, and she's years younger.
Look Hollowood, most men look great as they age it is natural and appealing. Should he look like that guy with the tan and has a plastered face that is creepy..not.
They look great. No need for botox, Perez.
Does everyone in hollywood have to be 21, that is what's wrong with this country. These two are in their 40's and look great! Grow up Perez.
FUCK YOU, YOU UGLY DOUCHE BAG!
What the fuck are you talking about?
I missed the part where Perez mentioned Brangelina? Where is that? Just trying to see how their name came into the picture. Pls help me out.
Hey Pig!!
How old are YOU?? 54? 64?? 49??
Oh yeah 32!!
YOU LOOK WAAAAAAYYY OLDER THAN 32 ASS FACE!!!
JEN LOOKS AMAZING!!!
FUCK OFF FUGLY!!!!!
she looks stunning. what the fuck is up your ass?
I think she looks cute like this. Makes her human.
Perez Hilton is a 69 years old hater.
Jennifer looks great - always does.
"Jen does have a single wrinkle" at 41 yr old who perpetually under the sun. You idiots stop to wonder why? Because it's NOT NATURAL! She does A LOT of ARTIFICIAL things to her face, since that is what her life and career is based on, LOOKING YOUNG. The moment she looks her natural age, Aniston is FINISHED. It's not like she can ride on her own talent like Angelina. Angelina 'looks older', why? Because she is NATURAL! Duh! Oh and Angelina BIRTHED 3 kids, and running after 6 kids, while being an A-list movie star with Oscars, and not starring in the stupidest romcom of the year with only 9% Tomatometer LOL!!!
Is is possible this is her costume for the movie.. When have we ever seen her out looking like this? … Never..
Seriously dude, STFU.
She's gorgeous and you know it.
How hard is it to pull shit like this when the paps take frame by frame pictures of theses people for hours on end? She was clearly talking in these photos, ffs. I don't know if it was cold or just that her character was meant to be wearing a scarf, but give us all a fucking break, why don't you? She looks about a decade younger than Santa Angelina and about 2 decades younger than Brad on her WORST fucking day, at this point.
They're both hot & you're a bitch.
people get older get over it. they still look amazing. they dont need botox!
TAKE YOUR FUCKING BOTOX AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! MAYBE THEN AT LEAST YOUR ASS WILL LOOK HALF WAY DECENT BECAUSE THERE IS NO HELPING THAT HORSE FACE OF YOURS!!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE UGLIEST MF'S AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CRITIQUE OTHERS? OH YOUR PERSONA IS SO CLEVER AND WITTY…IN YOUR FUCKING DREAMS YOU DELUSIONAL PIECE OF SHIT!
Both are talented and good-looking. Perez, I wonder what both Jennifer and Adam said to you, or about you, that you hate them so much.
Next you will post AGAIN how ugly Adam's daughter is! You're a sad person.
She's cute and she doesn't overact like Angelina. I guess it's just a matter of taste. You like husband stealers, and I don't.
I see nothing wrong with how either of them look. And is it the worse thing in the world to look your age? I love how in one post you can praise someone for aging naturally and being comfortable with themselves and then in another post be so ignorant to suggest that they should get surgery done to look young, lol.
Come on, that´s so unfair! She looks good for her age!
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arent they filming a movie? they prob. have to look like that….plus I think they look fine…oh and you know how you hate homewreckers??? NEWS FLASH…..angie. is the biggiest of them all….anyhow….I love you perez !!! might not always agree with you but gotta love ya!
You are sooooo pathetic! She looks amazing- gorgeous as always. Why are you so jealous and obsessed with her??
You wish Mario, you fame-whore! She is once, twice, three times the woman your sad excuse for a human being Angie is. So suck it up and shut up!
you criticize for those who use botox…she's all natural, she's in shape (hence the cover she did a year ago, oh, and she's happy. yet you attack her. she lost her man to a homewrecker and you attack her. you praise angie…why? because she deso good humanitarian work? so does jenn, fact check perez. i love your website and usual on point remarks, but you need to lay off her. she didn't do anything to you…..team anniston all the way!!!
I'm convinced you say this evil crap about people to get attention and to get your readers all worked up. What you say is so fuckin stupid it can't be for real.
At least Adam Sandler still has his full hairline — unlike yours which moves up half an inch every month.
U r an idiot. She is 41 and she looks amazing for her age. Jealousy is a bitch, BITCH!
Perez is jealous. Jennifer aniston is way better than that HOMEWRECKER Jolie.
Dont worry Perez, a little fame and money doesn't make you a celebrity !!!
Sorry Perez, but they look awesome for their age, the movie is going to be a big hit and they are both very,very, very rich….and they care less about your comments..