That's it. Mystery solved.
Brad Pitt has the longest, ugliest soul patch the world has ever seen out of "boredom."
He admitted it at the London premiere of Kick-Ass the other night, saying: "It's boredom - no other reason than that."
We don't accept this excuse, not from one of the supposed sexiest men alive. You have a responsibility to be HAWT, damn it! Is this the kind lesson you want to teach your pack of offspring? That is okay to ignore your responsibilities!
For shame! SHAVE!
[Image via WENN.]
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