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Jennifer Love Desperate Being Especially Desperate!!

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Either she'll say almost ANYTHING to get press or she's even NASTIER than we thought!

Jennifer Love Desperate is running rampant this week whoring out promoting her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid, anywhere she can, and seeing as she is the queen of TMI, wants to let the world know about some of her weird-ass turn-ons.

The HACKtress claims:

"I love office supplies. I love being organized. It's the folders and the tech … [Staples] is a place to take me if you want me to get hot and bothered."

The last thing we want to get you is 'hot and bothered,' you freak!

Can you imagine how DESPERATE girlfriend must be when she's in heat?

All of those poor trapper keepers!!

That being said, we're going to call 'pathetic plea for attention' on this one. Everyone knows her one true love is Taco Bell!!

Bwa ha ha.

[Image via WENN.]

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52 comments to “Jennifer Love Desperate Being Especially Desperate!!”

  1. 1

    Mario you're an ass. If it was Gagaga you'd be eating her dingle berries

  2. 2

    She reeks of insecurity!

  3. 3

    Why does he hate Love Hewitt so much? I have wondered this for a long time, can anyone fill me in???

  4. 4

    Damn she's hot. You are so jealous of her it's coming out your pores, Perez. She is an actual celebrity, and it just burns you up. Doesn't it? JLH>>>>>Porkez Shillton.

  5. 5


  6. 6

    Oh shut up you fat retard (you Perez). You take everything she says seriously? Man you're a bigger idiot than I thought. If this was that dick-gaga you'd be all over that like shit in your face.

  7. 7

    Ugh. You are SO rude, Perez. Cool it, homie.

  8. tasha says – reply to this


    Do you have any idea how asshole douchebag you sound when you hate on cerain female or male celebrities for absolutely no reason at all. Like if GaGa or Madonna had said this you would love it and think how cute.

  9. 9

    Yeah I saw this. It was a joke. Not a big deal. The way she said it was more funny than gross. Why do you dislike her? I never understood that.

  10. 10

    screw off fuckface
    she's actually a sweetheart

  11. 11

    Shut up, you flabby/fugly ass! You are such an insecure person, it's pathetic. I understand you feel bad for being ugly, but that gives you no reason to bring down a beautiful/THIN young woman who is better than you in every sense of the word!

  12. 12

    give her a break

  13. 13

    I don't get the food jokes about her, especially when she is HALF YOUR SIZE. Also, which is more disturbing, her making a JOKE about organization turning her on or you drawing hearts and saying how hawt Justin Beiber is….really which one should we be saying EWW about. If it was high school boys kissing you'd be all about it wouldn't you pedo? I've never seen someone so jealous and turned off by attractive women in my life. If you would obsess over men IN YOUR LEAGUE and men that will not get you a RAPE CHARGE maybe you could get laid occasionally yourself. Just a thought.

  14. tdr21 says – reply to this


    She seems nice!!! Why are you so down on her??????

    Why does he hate her so much????

  15. 15

    she actually has a real career fatboy, not like you who has carved out a "career" by blabbing about those who do.

  16. 16

    Ohhh… I think she is so cute. Plus, I like to be organized to. It was a joke. Why do you hate her so much. You hate all the women in LA that are single. PEREZ… you are single too. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

  17. 17

    Did you seriously just make a comment about Taco Bel, referring to her weight? Ummm, have you looked in the mirror lately, Perez??

  18. 18

    Dude…..lay off already attacking the Jennifer's or Jessica's of the world..it's getting old…just like you. Please rename your site to: I HATE ALL THE BITCHES THAT GOT TO F..UCK JOHN MAYER BECAUSE I DIDN'T EVEN AFTER HE KISSED ME. CRY BABY.

  19. 19

    She is beautiful and successful and well you are not. Stop with the jealousy PORKY HILTON

  20. 20

    Perez just hating cause she got to F…uck John Mayer…..Perez only got to make out with him….hahahhahaha such a cry baby…someone please pass the Perez the pacifier..or may I say…a dick he can suck on , so he can stay shut for a while….hahahhahahahah

  21. 21

    Re: mrsriss – I'd be honored to do so. He hates anyone who dated John Mayer because John would only kiss him..not go to bed with him.

  22. 22

    Me-ow. I like her.

  23. 23

    Wow, P, why all of the hostility?

  24. 24

    I used to love office supply stores too! I had a thing for air mail envelopes and even collected them. Love and I must both be loons!

  25. 25

    love the makeup

  26. 26

    What's so desperate about promoting a book? Wait a minute, Mario..isn't that what you did a while back? I guess it's one of those things you would understand if you were there yourself.

  27. 27

    Oh please. You know you want to be her best girlfriend. In six months, we will see pictures of you all tight with her like you were with CLove after bashing her for years. You are the desperate one, Mario. You bash to get noticed. That is pathetic. By the way, has anyone ever mentioned that they could fry an egg on that HUGE forehead of yours? No? Well considered it said.

  28. 28

    I think she is refreshingly real and honest. I love her and hope she never changes.

  29. 29

    You are taking a silly quote and trying to make it out like it is something weird. Actually you are the one that is coming off weirdly obsessed here.

  30. 30

    nothing wrong about that… :roll:

  31. 31

    Re: WMariah – So that would also explain why he hates Aniston then too huh? I'm catching on….thanks for that!

  32. 32

    Your loathing for her is creepy. Like, CREEPY creepy. That and the boy-worship are seriously making me wonder about you, Perez. You aren't anonymous anymore, you are going to be under as much scrutiny as the people you bag on someday, and you will either have some serious skeletons, or just never had much of a life at all. Either way, this JLove thing is way played out, now your just coming off as ODD. Ew, quit it!

  33. 33

    wow, lame and def seeking attention with that wack ass statement

  34. 34

    Ur an moron Perez. Obviously she's an organisation enthusiast. Some people just like things to be ordered. Don't twist the comment to be something it's not.

  35. 35

    holy fuck you ugly loser, are u seriously bringing her down? who are you? a flaming asshole who ony is only used by some celebrities so you dont say she like this about them. god

  36. 36

    Home Depot does it for me….jk.

  37. 37

    I LOVE how you have a post about how "desperate" she is on the same day you post another one of your typical blogs, begging to be the host of one reality show or another. If it wasn't so pathetic, it would be funny. YOU are the desperate one, begging America to love you. But, we don't. The majority of the people who watch those shows don't know you, nor do they care to. Its time to move on, Perez.

  38. Bytch says – reply to this


    I think she looks great….and who gives a fuck if she likes being organized? You are trying way to hard to make a story out of nothing…as usual.

  39. 39

    Perez hates her because she's in no sex scandal, she doesn't drink till she falls in front of paps. She's just a VERY successful tv and movie star, a huge fan base, something Perez will never have. Oh and by the way Perez hates women.

  40. 40

    Haha - I love stationery too!

  41. 41

    Is Perex Hilton, the queen pathetic pleas for attention, this site being a tribute to such,saying that Jennifer Love Hewitt, one of the hottest hotties in Hollywood, is pleading for attention. I hardly think so bitch!

  42. 42

    Shut the hell up you nasty pig. Gagaloo can walk around shining like the statue of liberty but JLH does it and she's a ink cartridge? Bitch!

  43. 43

    The last thing we want to get you is 'hot and bothered,' you freak!

    Can you imagine how DESPERATE girlfriend must be when she's in heat?

    All of those poor trapper keepers!!

    BWA HA-HA-HA-HA, That is FUNNY as shit!! Nice job Ghost Writer!!! LMFAO!!!

  44. 44

    Re: WMariah – That makes perfect sense!! Perez needs to get over it already…

  45. 45

    Re: BlueeyedChicano77 – lol so true! And well said!

  46. Elyce says – reply to this


    wow perez…..you are waaaaaaaay too hard on her, being organized isnt that crazy, and a person who has their shit together enough to be organized is sexy…….normally i'm with you but on this one its a little too far. Geez turn the hate down a notch

  47. 47

    She looks hawt!! I don't know what the hate is for.

  48. 48

    youre one to talk P
    your true love is obviously anything that is edible & deep fried

  49. 49

    what the hell is wrong with you perez? stop picking on her. she's a very beautiful and humble girl.

  50. 50

    It's obvious by now that Mario rails on certain attractive women unmercifully - Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Love-Hewitt to name a few. Who knows what bad experience this personal problem comes from - his childhood, school, quite possibly maybe some mother-son issues…whatever the case may be, it's such a tired bit - the articles have gotten a little more tolerable (whatever new writer he hired may actually be improving) now they just ask what we feel about it, lol.

  51. 51

    Re: Kimmers – Yeah I'm replying to my own comment…realized after reading other reader's comments that…duh, the "bad experience" is of course John Mayer, lol. Such a Bitter Betty…and you're putting it out there for the whole world to see how completely insecure you must be!

  52. 52

    Let me start out by saying I love your website and visit it a few times a day..but I just have to ask: Why in the world are you so mean to Jennifer Love Hewitt? Did she do something to you? I always saw her as so non-controversial, but it would seem to me that you are villifying her the same as the likes of an Octomom!