Jersey Shore Kids Get A Book Deal!
Filed under: Reality Television > Snooki
Anyone can get published these days!
Jenni "JWoWW" Farley and Ronnie Magro are writing a "guido guide" together entitled Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore to be released by St. Martin's Press.
Seriously?!?!
We're surprised that those two are writing it — we would think Snooki and The Situation would have gotten on that by now!
Maybe they can't read?
[Image via Judy Eddy / Michael Carpenter / WENN.]
Tags: books, jersey shore, jwoww, ronnie magro, the situation
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they can't even read yet
it's a picture book of different slices of pizza
WHAT THE FUCK COULD THEY HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT ?
HOW TO TURN YOUR SKIN ORANGE ?
HOW TO HAVE A TWELVE PACK PAINTED ON YOUR STOMACH ?
HOW FUNNY……
ALL THE OTHER GUIDOS IM SURE WILL BUY IT….
oh god…. spare us
This news is THREE DAYS OLD! Get on the ball, Perez!
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Gossip doesn't take a holiday.
oh dear pig shit, if you can have two failed books, why cant these kids get a book deal. you are such a fucking pink loser.
Yes, anyone can get published. For example Red Carpet Suicide and True Bloogywood Stories. Apparently no talent is needed to get a book deal.
a no talent like you did, so anything is possible
"Anyone can get published these days!" No shit, you got a book deal lard ass.
I have no idea who would even be interested in reading such nonsense and bullshit.
What is wrong with America? Is this the best we can do? Who the hell is the lame publisher?
I hope they have a chapter which details how to use a Bumpit.
OH JOY OF JOYS!!! I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO PARTY AND FUCK AROUND AND DRINK LOTS!!!………oh wait, that was my 21st birthday a few years ago. Sorry guys, and no, I dont need advice on spray tans to turn me a sickening shade of rust. I actually drag my ass outside to do it the right way!
But this just goes to show what kind of world i live in when crap like the Twilight series gets publsihed, then anything can get published.
He is so FUGLY!!! How he can get women is just unimaginable!!!
She just looks like a slut!
MEDIA WHORES!!!
you should have realized anyone could get published the day you got a book deal dummy.
you are one fine person to criticize. you wrote 2 failed books and you can barely write your own blog posts
its only cause they're not as popular as the other guidos…i guess they need a slice of the pie, too??
Ya and your book is sitting at the discount bin.
This band Memories & Jersey wrote an awesome song called "Jersey Shore Does Not Represent New Jersey"
It's so awesome.
Ronnie is one of the two guys I like on Jersey Shore. Cannt stand the rest…Vinnie and Ronnie..
And you will buy it too huh Mario…fuck nut.
They can write?
LAME! And LMAO,Bongo (#1)
And wait a minute didn't Ronnie FALL IN LOVE WITH SAMMI?? Ridiculous!
This must be a mistake. Someone needs to tell them what books are before they agree to something like this.
Remember when you had to be able to make sentences to write a book?