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Keep Dreaming Buttwipe!

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Want to hear a funny joke?

Jesse James thinks Sandra Bullock will take him back!

Ha! Hysterical, right?!

This laughable idea comes from friends of the adulterating moron, who they claim has been trying to keep up some kind of normalcy for his children and is holding onto hope that he can repair his family. His pal suggests:

"He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together. The one thing that's most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes."

So you didn't appreciate what you had, cheated on this magnificent woman with a piece of gutter trash and now you think you'll just throw a band-aid on it and call it all better?

Hey, delusional dumb-fuck - That's not going to happen!

Your MAJOR loss will be some lucky, more deserving bastards significant gain. You'll just have to live with that!

[Image via WENN.]

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144 comments to “Keep Dreaming Buttwipe!”

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  1. 1

    For once Mario, you said it right. Phenomenal woman stucked with a dumb ass wanna be biker……

  2. 2

    Sandra is no Elin……..she makes her own money, has a career, has a life and high self esteem……

    only a weak pathetic doormat would endure international humiliation like that….

    how could anybody stay with a man and suck his dick after its been in whores for months……

  3. 3

    Douchebag! I hope she has sense enough not to go back. Shes too nice of a woman.

  4. 4

    Take him back?? Ummmm….yeah, ok. Anyway, she needs to immediately get to a doctor and get tested for every venereal disease known to modern science, and also get treated for fleas, lice, a wide variety of worms and other parasites. Even then, she's still probably gonna get some horrible disease, so good luck with that.

  5. 5

    Freakin agreed Perez! Oh my god. What a delusional ass. I hope Sandra doesn't even consider it.

  6. 6

    Oooh FIESTY Perez - I like it!

  7. 7

    …"hopes it will all go away…"?! I'll pass that along to the tooth fairy or Bigfoot, whichever one shows up first.

  8. 8

    Straight up HARSH Perez. That'll tell him alright. Whapak!

  9. 9

    on this very rare occasion…. BRAVO MARIO !!! VERY WELL SAID !!!

  10. 10

    Time to hit weopia
    that ship has sailed

  11. 11

    I think there's a RED FLAG waving over someone's head when every relationship they've been in has ended in their infidelity…This dude doesn't deserve marriage.

    Since gays can't get married, then why should adulterers be allowed to marry again?… dur de dur…

  12. 12

    i actually agree with you perez…

  13. 13

    swagg sucks

  14. 14

    Maybe he should have taken their relationship seriously before he started hooking up with random skanks.

  15. 15

    How do you know they won't work things out? You know there are people who stay together even after someone cheated.

  16. 16

    Ok so sandy babe u can not go back u have a better life than that thing that thinks that he can just go around cheating on u with any horror he can find so leave him and make him regret ever thinking of cheating on u
    Very well said perez

  17. 17

    why would that even cross his mind? hes dumber than i thought..
    did he not learn anything from Tiger?

  18. 18

    Hee Hee.. well said..good pair I say…Dumb fuck and Trailer Park homewrecking Trash bag.! fabulous Perez darling xx Kisses from Canada xx

  19. 19

    BUahaha, buttwipe. good call.

  20. 20

    well fucking said ! !
    She's awesome lady, hard working with morals ! !
    He's one DUMB FUCK ! ! !

  21. 21

    and the gutter trash talked about him going down on her…how could Sandra ever kiss that std ridden mouth again? He needs to go bag to the heap he came from!

  22. 22

    I think that we should just give them their privacy. Geesh, who knows what she is going to do..

  23. 23

    I guess he didn't think about ripping apart the fabric of his family while he was grunting and sweating over that squealing sewer pig. I cannot even begin to understand what it must do to Sandra to imagine what went on. That said, I hope she does what she wants to do. Public pressure for her to leave his ass shouldn't be the reason she does.

  24. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Sex “` outside a marriage and the lack of $$$$$$$$$ can turns thing ““ UGLY “` real fast!! I hardly think Sandra will go back after he fucked a skanky bitch. But one never knows. We ladies tend to forgive,, but never forget. Men ““ on the other hand would dump his girl if she cheated, only once.

  25. 25

    This matter is between Jessy and Sandra, what any of you all think doesn't mean sh1t……….
    People fuck up , that's why forgiveness exists!
    They were a family, there's children involved what they do, whether it's the end or they find away to repair this , it's no ones business but theirs!

  26. 26

    I feel most sad for Sunny, poor little girl, what a retard. I hope Sandra still stays in her life, they seem very close.

  27. 27

    I bet she's going to take him back. I believe they really love each other. Yes. He did a very bad thing, but I think they're going to work it out. Good for them.

  28. 28

    You should know a thing or two about delusions Mario… that whole American Idol hosting thing… anyways I digress… Jesse James has signed his death warrant in my opinion… Sandra HAS to leave him to protect her career… can you imagine if she stayed??? Yikes! She would go from "America's Sweetheart" to "America's Fool"…. She would forever been know as the girl who stayed with the Nazi wannabe.

  29. 29

    oh my… "delusional dumb-fuck" ahahah… that's awesome, perezito!!!

  30. 30

    The whole marriage is a sham stuff is stupid. Of course thats what the slough bag said, she is clearly a jealous crazy who is delusional in thinking she was more than a mistress with Jesse. What a lame attempt to brag and save face to anyone she flapped her lips to

  31. 31

    I hope she doesnt stay with him.
    He needs his dick chopped off.
    Sandra deserves a man that knows how to be faithful.
    Jesse James!
    You can go cut your dick off now, and save other women from diseases and infedelity.

  32. 32

    O' well not my life, to each his/her own!!

  33. 33

    I just wish Sandra the best. I hope she finds happiness with someone else who deserves her and would treat her better. Jesse James is trash!

  34. 34

    She def deserves soooooooo much better.

  35. 35

    I just LOVE what this short article says. I like the passion in whomever wrote this.
    Not that we have a thing to say or approve, but we know right from wrong and we all hope Sandra ignores this guy forever.

  36. 36

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – Dont forget the rabies vaccination

  37. 37

    She will find better. Because she's Charming Sweetly Royal Attractive Sexy Lady!
    (by www.isexbar.com )

  38. 38

    Sorry, I think Sandra is as big a loser as Jesse. She married trash and became it too.

  39. 39

    Miss Bullock make whatever decision is in your heart but know that your fans cannot forget what he has done to such a beautiful individual , we will however stand by you , you are number one .

  40. 40

    And Shes a great person. She will find happiness with someone else. Jesse James is just a typical cheater/douche bag who cheats on a good girl for trash.

  41. 41

    You hit the nail right on the head with that post Perez. Scum like that don't deserve anyone half as decent as Sandra. I hope she will look past his "default" apology and get rid of the bastard.

    Good ridance id say.

  42. 42

    We all hope she doesn't take him back but in the end, its still her decision! I just hope its the right one!

  43. 43

    I really wanted to believe these past few years that Sandra married a cute sweet devoted "bad boy" which is what a lot of women really want…he's a GREAT actor. Maybe he should take that Oscar…

  44. 44

    Re: Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker PhD rescinded – I was 100% with you until you typed the word "and" you are such a piece of shit

  45. 45

    Oh no! Can you imagine, if for some reason, Sandra takes this slime ball back during a moment of weakness?! I mean she had to have a moment of weakness to get with this piece of work to begin with, right?! Who is to say that she won't make the biggest mistake of her life and take him back?! I am in a panic…Sandra!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!! He will only keep hurting you in one way or another!! Leave him NOW!!!!!!!!

  46. lbear says – reply to this


    That doesn't sound like you at all Mario. You are more sensitive than whoever wrote that crap. Whether they get back together or not depends on how much they love each other. Forgiveness will come with time.

  47. 47

    I hope they end up together!

  48. Genn says – reply to this


    AS IF. How delusional.

  49. 49

    should of thought about that b4 he boned that nasty neo nazi whore

  50. 50


  51. 51

    love you, perez. she's amazing. he's such an idiot.

  52. 52

    you are so right, what a delusional dumb-fuck!

  53. 53

    He really is a cretin - he puts the "Tuesday" into "See You Next Tuesday" …

  54. 54

    I'm so sad for her - he let her feel safe and she let down her guard only to be drug through the mud! What a ass hat!!! She gave his face/business a nice little boost and then gave all the heartfelt speeches about a man who was a COMPLETE FRAUD!!
    He's screwed now - you don't screw with AMERICA'S SWEETHEART!!!

  55. 55

    Spot on, Perez. He's buttwipe. A delusional dumb-fuck. Jesse James: thickest dick in the west. Butifal said it: It's her too — she picked HIM. … There's a disconnect.

  56. 56

    Once a cheater, always a cheater. If she 'takes him back' out of love, as some of you are saying, then she'll be letting him know that this behavior is acceptable and something he can come back from. And when she goes away, he'll go fucking around behind her back yet again.

    The definition of insanity is to repeat an action and then expect different results. In this relationship, Jesse has proven to be unable to remain faithful. Actually…he's pretty much proven that throughout his entire life, right?

    People like him shouldn't be allowed to be in ANY sort of relationship, nevermind procreate . Those poor children.

  57. Bren says – reply to this


    OK, well I'm going to throw something out there….. Did you ever hear of her having a long relationship before him? I don't know of ever hearing of one. There must be something missing in her, maybe self esteem or whatever to have hooked up with him in the first place. He was never right for her but for whatever reason he seemed to fill a void. She wanted something in him and maybe she knew deep down that he was bad.. it was just a matter of time.

  58. 58

    sounds like he cheated on your fat ass. alright we get it he is scum, let it go and let her make up her own mind. this is her decision to make I don't think she needs your ass shoving your tow cents in every time there is an update to this very private story. If you care for her so much you would give her some privacy and let her deal with this without useless opinion. go get a boyfriend that can cheat on you so can get a life already…

  59. 59

    a nobody put America's baby in a corner

  60. 60

    re Bren ~ that's what a real lot of women do isn't it? fall for the wrong guy - for whatever reason….

  61. 61

    Well, at least one of them is giving an Academy Award performance … She picked HIM for some reason. … And yes, there does seem to be a disconnect. … I hope this makes Elin and Christie and Shania, et al., feel less singled out.
    BTW: Sex Addiction or No Self Control?

  62. 62

    Re: kalifa.williams@yahoo.co.uk – True. And unlike Elin, SB's career depends on good PR. IMO if SB doesn't leave him, it'll be career suicide.

  63. 63

    Think back to high school or college, folks. It's the old 80/20 rule. 80% of the women end up screwing 20% of the guys. Even the betties who you never would have thought had it in them ended up bangin' a playa (or many). Fact: those 20% are pretty much always either the 'players' or the 'bad boys'. America's sweetheart chose to place her bet on the bad boy. It didn't turn out well. And it was entirely predictable. Lesson learned for anyone else?

  64. 64

    Well said Perez. This guy was punching way above his weight. Sandra deserves better. Not sure what drew her to him in the first place though…

  65. 65

    Re: Deanobear – Haha. That makes no sense, but A+ for trying.

  66. 66

    Well said Perez. She deserves so much better!

  67. 67

    Re: zach swan – Bad boys turn always into bad husbands.

  68. 68

    Jesse can maybe stage a come-back and set things right.
    1) Become a Jesus Freak
    2) Go to Sex Rehab
    3) Have his DICK Cut Off

  69. 69

    Hmm we got other tiger woods on our hands and other mistress just came out so that makes #3! poor sandra

  70. 70

    Check out her body language. If you were watching the Oscars, she was very icy towards him when her name was read out as the winner - she lent over as he whispered something in her ear then arched her head away from him as she got up - NO KISS. She didn't even thank him in her speech. She must have already known. BTW, isn't Sandra the hidden hermaphrodite of Hollywood? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

  71. 71

    i want to kill this idiot, i can't stand idiots hurting good people and sandra is such a good person! she is such a sweet heart and he is trash, is so sad that he was acting when he was with her, how he dare to look her at the eyes!!! shame on you!

  72. 72

    Re: priscilla ann – Mistress #3 just crawled out of the woodwork. Any bets that JJ will beat Tiger's record?

  73. 73

    honestly if he was in front of me I would punch him in the face or throw a rock to his face! for messing with this amazing person that sandra is

  74. 74

    I hope she will find a tru love and be happy with him I honestly wish you the best sandra!

  75. 75

    Re: marymeass – he is just informing us and giving his own opinion!

  76. 76

    Jesse James = Jerk, Jackass, etc…

  77. 77

    James Cameron is a jerk!!

  78. 78

    i hope she hook up with keanu reeves. they make a cute couple!

  79. 79

    couldn't have put it better Perez!

  80. 80

    she was dumb enough to marry him, she's probably dumb enough to take him back

  81. 81

    Thing is though, it's not just his loss - there are children involved, so it's their loss too. Makes him even more of an idiot.

  82. 82

    Of course I agree with you Perez. Just for one moment, imagine how Jesse/Buttwipe would react if the shoe was on the other foot. You know, if he discovered his wife was fucking eleven other guys - all worse than him. Does anyone seriously think this dead-shit would have her back? I don't think so. If a woman does it, she's a skank whore. If a man does it, he begs like crazy and the woman is a good chance of coming back. Don't do it Sandra. The best revenge is success. There are plenty of better guys out there. As for Buttwipe, he really needs to dig deep and work out why he feels compelled to trash the people he's closest to. Self-sabotage is a remorseless bitch. Much therapy and fuck-off-on-you-own solitude needed for this fucked up dude.

  83. 83

    His MO is to use women, whether it be sex, helping his career, sexually harrassing and raping them…fuck that. He deserves a bat to the head. What the hell, wouldnt hurt, its not like I have ever seen a more colorful pinata!

  84. 84

    Good Gosh! I agree with you again! Two times as in as many weeks even.

  85. 85

    unless JJ knows something about Sandy that we don't know *yet*

  86. 86

    Sandra is no innocent. She knew. And knew what she was getting in to. She just didn't expect it to come out like this. How soon before she comes out?

  87. 87

    Mario"Perez" .. I've been coming here since the old 666 days, when this was fun. All I see now is an ugly bitter old queen who has lost her edge and has become simply vile. Why would Sandra Bullock want to end up with "more deserving bastards?" By the way, I am assuming you were too stupid to put an apostrophe-s after the word bastard to denote possession, instead of adding an "s" after bastard, denoting plural. So journalism major *cough*cough* you are telling us she is into plural bastards? Didn't you just turn 32? Too many nights jerking off to thoughts of Justin Beiber to care about proper English?

  88. 88

    I don't know, Perez. I think Sandi suffers from the "rescuer" complex. She must have a lot of insecurities and she feels like she has to "rehab" someone, do stuff for them, make sacrifices for them. That's the only explanation I can think of for someone as nice as her. to get involved with this piece of slime in the first place. She thought she could get him all cleaned up, put a tux on him, and he'd be the good person she believed he is "deep down inside." She was grooving on his "rough childhood" story. But he's a pig. He prefers his slop. I hope she does dump him. Then she needs to see a really good counselor so she has a better opinion of herself. She's allowed to have a good life, too.

  89. 89

    I hate to say it but for once I agree with Perez, this guy needs to leave Sandra alone and go participate in the red neck games or something.

  90. nzams says – reply to this


    What the hell is this guy up to ay. Way to fuck up your life, as well as your amazing wife and kids is the process. Dick.

  91. 91

    I hope she forgives me because if all this is true, he is a sick man. I hope whatever she does helps towards the damage done to his children too. Don't hate on her though, if her decision is try and fix the mess and take him back.

  92. 92

    God, why do you have to say "piece of gutter trash"? The fact is that he cheated. If he slept with someone classy like Michelle Obama would it make him any less of a douche? I like when you put focus on Michelle, like she broke up their marriage, it takes the blame away from Jesse.

  93. 93

    Hollywood arranged marriage! Sandie is a major dyke and Jessie is a satanist sexual freak.supposedlly Jessie was a body gaurd for slayer?

  94. 94

    Elin isn't divorcing Tiger. Maybe Sandra forgives him after all.

  95. 95


  96. 96

    Well, let's wait for her first appearance in a show, I hope either Letterman or, when it needs to be more serious, maybe even Oprah.
    No Larry King please.
    And I can't wait for her first joke/sarcastic remark/ball-crushing quote.
    Her heart might be broken, but dear Sandra, you'll live and only turn out to have learned a valuable life lesson: when it seems too good to be true, it usually is.
    But she rulez and will move on.
    Scumbag on the other hand should just stay in his own league: weird sex freak tattoo girls. And stop making babies, you're no dad material.

  97. 97

    Oh, and one mor thing: how the hell do you live with yourself when at one time, your wife does everything to keep y o u r daughter safe and create a family life.
    Do you think about that when hysteria is teabagging you ?
    Just wondering.
    Why do sex addicts get married anyway. Stick to your hobby.

  98. 98

    lol @ ur hate for the guy i agree with u though lol for once

  99. 99

    sandra please don´t take him back your to much for this ass hole….

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