It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Want to hear a funny joke?
Jesse James thinks Sandra Bullock will take him back!
Ha! Hysterical, right?!
This laughable idea comes from friends of the adulterating moron, who they claim has been trying to keep up some kind of normalcy for his children and is holding onto hope that he can repair his family. His pal suggests:
"He would certainly love for this somehow to go away and that somehow things can be rectified and put back together. The one thing that's most important to him in the whole wide world is that his family comes back together. He will do whatever that takes."
So you didn't appreciate what you had, cheated on this magnificent woman with a piece of gutter trash and now you think you'll just throw a band-aid on it and call it all better?
Hey, delusional dumb-fuck - That's not going to happen!
Your MAJOR loss will be some lucky, more deserving bastards significant gain. You'll just have to live with that!
[Image via WENN.]