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The Closest Most Girls Will Get To Feeling Up R-Patz!

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Girls! WHOA!! Relax!!

Twi-hards in NYC and London collectively aneurysm'd today when the wax figures of their beloved sparkly vampire, Robert Pattinson, were launched at both Madame Tussauds Wax Museum sites!!

Spokewoman Liz Edwards said:

'R-Patz is one of the hottest celebs on the planet. We are delighted to be able to give them (the fans) the chance to cosy up with their idol here at Madame Tussauds and, judging by the reactions of the first to meet him here this morning, he is set to top our most-kissed list of celebrities very quickly.'

We're worried Twi-hards are going to do a lot more than they kiss that thing!! Those chicks are getting PERVY!!

How long before you think someone tries to take his clothes, or worse, a piece of him??!

[Image via WENN.]

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49 comments to “The Closest Most Girls Will Get To Feeling Up R-Patz!”



  1. 1

    They are going way to crazy!



  2. 2

    i have to admit i dont see him being hot like they personify him to be with so much advertising in our faces…BUT, i did see remember me at the movies and loved it. i have never seen him act before, but in the movie, he is a good actor. the movie had me crying.



  3. 3

    How long? About as long as it'll take you to get over yourself and stop begging for work in the most pathetic of ways possible - forever.



  4. 4

    hahaha why are girls so obsessed with him? He's a sh*t actor and is really ugly.



  5. 5

    lol soo fetch



  6. 6

    Re: vinylrecord – if you call him a shit actor obviously you didn't see him in remember me.



  7. 7

    Thats sad. Is our world seriously coming to this?



  8. 8

    Too bad they are all extremely awkward and unattractive and would never have any chance with him in real life…hah



  9. 9

    i wish i had his problems



  10. 10

    Re: lalalahahaha – No, I haven't. I'd rather not remember him.



  11. 11

    He looks like he wants to kill himself. I don't blame him.

  12. Bytch says – reply to this


    12

    CHICKS are being pervy??? UM have you fucking looked in the mirror with yourself and Lautner???????!!! Oh of course, you only single out the women and crushes, not the men you asshole.



  13. 13

    Re: YouthBrigade

    I'm afraid so =(

    these girls set womens progress back 50 years, it's sad to see.



  14. 14

    E-Gads! Poor Waxward! They're gonna hurt him!



  15. 15

    omg



  16. 16

    Re: Bytch – Agreed 100% these girls clinging to the statue aren't half as bad as Pedo Perez's obsession with barely legal/jail bait boys.



  17. 17

    these wax figures always make me laugh…they kinda look like the celeb but there's always something soooooo wrong about them. they usually miss the mark just a bit to make it strange looking.

    except for the Beyonce one…that one 100% looked like her.



  18. 18

    LOL Wow.



  19. 19

    that wax figure looks like shit! but i must say, those 'pervy' girls got the right idea eh? i'd like to steal a piece of him. my Edward cardboard cut-out needs a little extra somethin, i wonder what…hmmm???



  20. 20

    Fatties love him the most. As pic demonstrates.



  21. 21

    Re: kendall – What the hell kind of comment is that?
    There is only one overweight person in the pic. You must be a fatty to even think of making that comment.



  22. 22

    omg those girls will break him….i g0t to see and hug him in person such a sweet guy !!!! and his a brilliant actor i love his movie remember me ..



  23. 23

    GOD, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE DESPERATE IDIOTS WHO NEED TO GET A BF OR ATLEAST KISSED, ASAP.



  24. 24

    Re: lalalahahaha – not only is he a shitty actor but he is ignorant, and does not represent our culture. our world has come to love a shitty shit faced actor who knows nothing about this world. i have seen remember me, and i wont remember him. one of the worst, predictable movies i have seen. After the first hint of what's coming, which crops up less than 10 minutes into the movie and then doesn't let up, the foreshadowing becomes so distracting that, by the time the darn thing goes off, there's only a sense of relief.



  25. 25

    that doesnt look like him really……..



  26. 26

    ..the crazy chicks are going to still Rob soon if not devore him…the statue looks wonderful and Robert is beyond words as an artist and as a person…



  27. 27

    In a way Robert seems attractive so can't say shit but can you imagine if it were Robert Pattinson in the middle of them horny girls. They need to calm their coochies like for reals.



  28. 28

    I don't think this is a good wax image of Rob, body yes…face something is off.



  29. 29

    Oh noes the was figure looks retarted. Gonna have to see a better picture of it!



  30. 30

    Re: Gambitgirl – I agree, Jessica Simpson's wax looks just like her tooæ.



  31. 31

    Re: tweedledee13

    First off, how is he ignorant? Mind telling me because I honestly think you are just trying to be important and cant think of anything else to call him so you make up shit. Second off, he IS foreign. But he represents us better than most actors and actesses in the country anyway. Third off, how is remember me predictable??? Why did you even see the movie or regard it in anyway you think so horribly of robert pattinson anyway??? Hunn, you are just a minority. You are nothing! You don't even know the guy or who he really is………so stop trying to be important, cause you are nothing. Thats all you are.



  32. 32

    The Real Rob is more Hot



  33. 33

    i like the statue it is cool r got a statue made it is not cool all these fans going ape sxxx even with a wax statue geez have you ever felt a wax figure they feel like a corpse they destroy thngs by going all nuts cant they worship in a dignified way same goes when if they meet r calm those cooches honies



  34. 34

    i forgot to say a couple of thuings first happy b day prez and i got all excited and forgot to say how fab of an actor r is and he is gooooooo dddddd loooo king



  35. 35

    HOT!



  36. 36

    He is excessively hot. But kissing a waxwork doll? I draw the line….



  37. 37

    Lol This is hilarious! :) I would be one of those girls if I was there! :) lol



  38. 38

    Not 100% identical but that Queen Elizabeth hairdo is the exact same…



  39. 39

    weird



  40. 40

    i love it!
    robert pattinson is so gorgeous!



  41. 41

    I actually know two of the girls in this photo, and she said none of the girls were actually fans…. hahahahahaha Robert Pattinson is gross…



  42. 42

    control your hormones bitches!



  43. 43

    i love him but that is sad.



  44. 44

    Since Robert Pattinson didn't have anything to do with them making this thing, I wonder if they even had his permission to do it, or even needed his permission. I'd bet it freaks him out knowing people are going to be pawing all over him :-(



  45. 45

    I actually know the girl in the green sweatshirt… they aren't really even fans of his, but who wouldn't jump at the opportunity to be in a press photoshoot?



  46. 46

    Re: vinylrecord – i totally agree. he is a shitty actor and definetly ugly, and unfortunately my best friend dragged me to see remember me. plot was predictable from the moment it began. i won't remember him any longer than a fly on the wall.



  47. 47

    Re: tweedledee13 – Oohh, I see what you did there. You tied the name of the movie in with your ugly comment to create a brilliant twist to really stick it to Robert! Veeeerry clever. Pahahahaa! Loser.



  48. 48

    omg i really want to see that! ahhhh.!

  49. Ciere says – reply to this


    49

    Oh dear! Poor Robsy :( they look like they're attacking him. Look at his face, he's bewildered!