Even a heart-attack was too subtle of a hint!
TLC, you stay far away from this!
Michael Lohan is wandering around La La Land trying to get a new reality show on the air in which a bunch of whores hop on an RV and travel around America. Before you get your bandanna in a bunch, Bret Michaels, you should know that these whores won't be vying for the love of Papa Lohan because they already dated the biggest loser of the decade:
Sources say that Michael wants to pitch a show about Kate 2.0 and Homewrecking Hailey Glassman hitting the road in a motor home to see all the wonders of the USA. No word yet if the girls are on board or if there is anyone biting at the bits to get involved with this, but we do know that Michael intends to call his show Celebrities.
We got a better name for you: Mistress Motorhome!
You can round up a couple of more whores like Rachel Uchitel and Michelle McGee and make it an awesome, adulterating hour of disease-ridden reality T.V.
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