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Michael Lohan Attempts To Initiate The Demise Of Reality Television

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Even a heart-attack was too subtle of a hint!

TLC, you stay far away from this!

Michael Lohan is wandering around La La Land trying to get a new reality show on the air in which a bunch of whores hop on an RV and travel around America. Before you get your bandanna in a bunch, Bret Michaels, you should know that these whores won't be vying for the love of Papa Lohan because they already dated the biggest loser of the decade:

Jon Gosselin!

Sources say that Michael wants to pitch a show about Kate 2.0 and Homewrecking Hailey Glassman hitting the road in a motor home to see all the wonders of the USA. No word yet if the girls are on board or if there is anyone biting at the bits to get involved with this, but we do know that Michael intends to call his show Celebrities.

We got a better name for you: Mistress Motorhome!

You can round up a couple of more whores like Rachel Uchitel and Michelle McGee and make it an awesome, adulterating hour of disease-ridden reality T.V.

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10 comments to “Michael Lohan Attempts To Initiate The Demise Of Reality Television”



  1. 1

    HAILEY GLASSMAN will be fighting PERN STAR GINA LYNN in a Celebrity Boxing match in Philadelphia on May 7… It's listed on webtix.net!



  2. 2

    HAILEY GLASSMAN will be fighting PORN STAR GINA LYNN in a Celebrity Boxing match in Philadelphia on May 7… It's listed on webtix.net!



  3. 3

    Hey Mario, do us a favor & stop posting anything from this man. you keep telling us that he is a famewhore & yet here you are giving him free publicity.
    Please,Please no more. Thank you



  4. 4

    the only way anybody would watch this shit is if michael lohan promised to kill himself on the show and we could all watch.



  5. 5

    Hey, that's a pretty good idea, Perez! Everyone loves watching trainwrecks! That's why they tune into that crap on VH1.



  6. 6

    This fucking donkey wouldnt know a good idea if it hit him in the whole where his heart should be. There is NO ONE in their right mind that would get behind a project this LAME.. And IF for some reason he did get this sold. NO ONE would watch those two white trash whores.. GO AWAY already.



  7. 7

    Great idea! I would LOVE to do that!



  8. 8

    to bad the heart attack didnt kill hiM!



  9. 9

    How about "The Ho fo Sho Bus" or maybe this for a catchphrase for the new show: "There isn't an erection these 2 ladies can pass up."



  10. 10

    Except he'd have to get Joslyn James instead of Uchitel. That way Joslyn won't cry like the freaking baby she is because she never gets any mention as Tiger's bottom bitch…which she seems to think she was for some reason. LOL