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WTF? Robin Hood Snags Premiere Spot At Cannes!

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If this is the best opener they could get than we're scared as shiz for the rest of the line-up!!

Ridley Scott's SHITEOUS-looking Robin Hood is set to be the first movie screened at this year's Cannes Film Festival, which starts up May 12th!

As everyone probably knows, the movie went through some serious dramz in pre-production, which included massive script re-writes, star Russell Crowe being forced into fat camp, and Sluttyienna Miller being replaced by Cate Blanchett!!

What a mess!! Not even the trailer could make it look watchable!!

Robin Hood opens worldwide May 14th.

What do U think?? Do U want to see Robin Hood?

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58 comments to “WTF? Robin Hood Snags Premiere Spot At Cannes!”

  1. 1

    Movie looks like a bad one. Festival just opening with this for the star-power/class of Cate Blanchett etc. I'm sure Crowe will put on a show and be nasty to someone, such as doing the "no press" thing or giving the finger to photographers.

  2. 2

    Who's to say it is really shiteous? At first it was assumed that "Alice in Wonderland" would be a dog, but just look at it now.

    Russell Crowe is a damned fine actor, and it's time to resurrect his battered image. Let's hope this flick does well. And since it's a Ridley Scott joint, I expect good things.

  3. 3

    Out of competition films are for fun, silly. like Kung Fu Panda. It sure as hell isn't competing for the Palme D'Or or any jury prizes. Besides, the judges need something easy to start off and end with as a lot of the in-competition films are really messed up (Antichrist), heavy (Fish Tank), and sometimes boring as shit (Broken Embraces).

  4. 4

    Yeah I do… Russell Crowe & Cate Blanchett can both ACT…not just pose… so definitely worth a look. Can't see either of them at this point in quite distinguished careers having to put their names to something shiteous.

  5. 5

    Would love to see this early. Crowe is a complete stretch as a fat, old, growling Robin, but he's managed to act with his pants before. Blanchett is miscast totally - they could of gotten Sarah Jessica Parker for a lot less and nobody could tell the difference.

  6. 6

    Ya-I bet you really hate this considering you dissed the trailer. You also said Avatar would suck and it's the #1 movie in the world.

  7. 7

    Really want to see Robin Hood! Alan Doyle of Great Big Sea is along side Crowe… very much looking forward to it!

  8. 8

    yawn is right.

  9. 9

    If Russell Crowe lost weight, and with Cate Blanchett, it should be a good flick. I would go see it. Crowe and Blachett works for me. Good Pair!

  10. 10


  11. 11

    I wish there was a feature length movie with the cast off BBC's Robin Hood: Jonas Armstrong and Lucy Griffiths are the BEST Robin and Marian EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. Jai says – reply to this


    Russell Crowe…ick!

  13. 13

    I dunno, I see replacing Sienna Miller with Cate Blanchett as a HUGE upgrade. (Seriously, did you see Factory Girl? It had a great script, and the direction was good, but Sienna just didn't have the chops for the role.)

  14. 14

    That picture of Russell looks like Jesse James!

  15. 15

    honestly, with the stuff you like… if you said it sucked, I'd say hmmm it's probably good.

  16. elRey says – reply to this


    HELL YES!!!! I can't WAIT to see this MOVIE!!!!!!! Russell Crowe and RIDLEY SCOTT!!!! together again! They created the magic of GLADIATOR, don't forget.

    YOU'RE A LOSER if you miss out on this GREAT MOVIE!!!!

  17. npc25 says – reply to this


    frankly i think it looks great…and a big studio movie ALWAYS opens cannes

  18. 18

    I thought the trailer was awesome. The movie looks awesome, plus Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett are AMAZING actors so that makes me want to watch it even more.

  19. 19

    Russell Crowe is such a loser…I hope this movie bombs…bully

  20. 20

    Well, I'm from Nottingham, so I guess I'll ne forced to watch this flick by our (still existing) sheriff…

  21. 21

    I saw the trailler. Both Russel and Cate look too old for Robin and Marion. Sorry, folks cause I really dig you but…

  22. 22

    Russell Crowe looks NOTHING like that loser Jesse James! He has settled down quite a bit since starting his family and I don't think the old Russell will appear! Who cares though!! He and Ridley have decided to make another yes another Blockbuster movie!! I can't wait to go see this! Russell looks delish just like he did in Gladiator!!! I think Cate is a great actress I just hope she doesn't disappoint in this role.

    I think Mary did great in Robin Hood with Kevin Costner. I hope the soundtrack is as good if not better than that one! One of my all time favorites to listen to.

    I love Russell Crowe…sighhhhhh

  23. 23

    Whenever I think of "Robin Hood" movie, etc. I think of Brian Adams' song "Everything I Do". That song says it all about Robin and Marion… after all, Robin Hood, is a love story. Remember that !!

  24. 24

    Yeah, I say let's have a Slimy video compilation, so all of Europe can see the BRASILBALLS, AMAZEBALLS, HIGHlarious flagship star of Pig Face Records in all his ectomorphic glory.

  25. 25

    They're probably doing this to mock the Hollywood industry. Everyone in the rest of the world knows that either A Prophet or The White Ribbon should've won Best Picture at the Academy Awards this year, but they didn't even win Best Foreign Speaking Picture cause of political reasons.

  26. 26

    "George Bush hatez black people!"

  27. 27

    I don't think it'll be that bad. It looks completely watchable.

  28. 28

    if Perez hates it = its gonna be HUGE lol

  29. ynot says – reply to this


    i thought trailers were supposed to make you WANT to see the movie. snoozefest.

  30. 30

    Are you kidding me?!?! The trailer looks amazing!

  31. 31

    What was wrong with the one with Kevin Costner? They have to gore up every story. It looks like crap anyway. Its a fantasy and now they are going to ruin it trying to make it look like a bottom rate Braveheart. Pass!

  32. 32

    movie arent to be taken to hard i dont wana be serious when the movie is lame noooo

  33. Pisky says – reply to this


    Re: AlchyAnonMS – I love kevin costner, but that movie was cheesy as hell are you kidding? lol, happy they revamped it, i'm definitely not one of those people who wants everything "revamped" and "rebooted" but certain films like Hulk, and this one needed for it to happen, and Hulk was awesome, and Ridley scott + Russel crowe = automatic win. Perez you're an idiot, you think everything good is "shiteous", the trailer was bad? are you blind? Dumb? Both? Die in a fire.

  34. 34

    Re: Dorein – Ummm the 'All For one' song was on the 'Three Muskateers' soundtrack-not Robin Hood. The song he sang on 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' was 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You'.

  35. 35

    Re: Stetet – That pic is sad dude.

  36. 36

    I'll see it on DVD. Only to see if it's as bad and boring as it looks from the trailer ;-)

    Hmmm, I wonder how much the studio bosses paid to get this movie to be the Cannes opening movie….me thinks some of them are really really scared it will flop….

  37. 37

    Russell Crowe went to fat camp? Is that a "before" picture or did it just not work? He's a huge load. Half the job is to look good and he can't muster the effort?

  38. 38

    Im actually PUMPED for this movie, and so are all my friends. So dont generalize so much perz.

  39. 39

    Perez you have only seen the trailer so how can you make an opinion on whether it will be bad. But then again with your taste in film and music leaves much to be desired. You are such a loser.

  40. 40

    I think you're wrong on this one. Although Gladiator wasn't my cup of tea, this movie looks like a mix of Gladiator & Braveheart. I smell a hit with the masses.

  41. 41

    I think it looks good.

  42. 42

    You don't like any movies that have men in it over 25. You're a boy perv for Twinks. this movie probably has too much testosterone for you and not enough girlie giggles or musical numbers.

  43. 43

    Russell Crowe playing one of England's best loved folk heroes= nightmare. And Cate Blanchett is too old- Marian is meant to be a friggin' virgin- hence her name being prefixed with the word 'Maid'. No one can beat Jonas Armstrong as Robin Hood, or Keith Allan as the Sherrif of Nottingham.

  44. 44

    why the hell would you shit-talk a movie for having problems during pre-production? the POINT of pre-production is to get as many problems out of the way as possible so the shoot goes well.


  45. 45

    Sorry Perezilla, I couldn't disagree more. This looks fantastic and I love Russell Crowe!

  46. 46

    Can't wait to see your reaction when this comes out, people dig it and it gets good reviews. You have the worst taste ever haha.

  47. Kylyn says – reply to this


    Crowe's huge jowls remind me of a bulldog.

  48. 48

    Russel Crowe looks amazing .. def watching this.

  49. 49

    That's an outright lie! There was nowhere near the drama in pre-production as you're making it out to be. One cast change - big deal!

  50. 50

    You're just pissed because it wasn't YOUR version of Robin Hood and his 'merry' men.

    Rupert Everett as Robin and you as Maid Marion!

    Please get over it, if all movies were made with YOUR taste in mind…well, they would ALL suck.

    Now go back to watching re-runs of your favorite Teletubbies episodes.

  51. 51


  52. 52

    Are you KIDDING? It looks fantastic!

    Cate Blanchette is amazing and Russell Crowe is a fantastic actor. I can't wait to see what they do with it.

  53. 53

    cannes gets down drains. its all about money. to sell fashion and perfumes etc. i didn't like the trailer. and not all movies are that good despite great actors which crowe and blanchett are. been a bit bored by this sort of movies.

  54. 54

    Kate and Rusty and Ridley will not disappoint

  55. 55

    Perez, sweetheart, an opener at Cannes has nothing to do with the contest. It's usually a hollywood blockbuster, which the jury don't even attend. It's fla-fla for the media. The list of directors contesting will actually be good this year.
    Not sure about the films, you never know.

  56. 56

    It usually means it's going to be good if perez doesn't like it.

  57. 57

    Russell Crowe is too hot for words (and a bloody good actor!) will definitely watch!

  58. 58

    Say what you will…I shall be attending the premier for one reason and one reason only - Kevin Durand as Little John. The man is a living god, and mark my words, he is going to completely ROCK this part.