Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Aw! An all-new low for Owen Wilson!
If you don't know who Marmaduke is, go ask your parents. They will direct to something called a newspaper, which we know the new generation is unfamiliar with, and let you gander at something called the comics section. That's right, there are comic books in the newspaper.
Insane we know!
Owen better pray they get moving on Zoolander 2.