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Hold Onto Your Junk, Jesse! Kim Z Wants To Castrate You!

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Though she has never met Sandra Bullock, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is 100% on Team Sandra and has a recommendation to punish her cheating husband, Jesse James.

Kim expresses her high regard for Sandra, calling her an "angel" and undeserving of this kind of treatment. She then explains the unholy things Sandra should do to her ex, saying:

"She should cut his whole package off. Light it like a fire cracker and blow it off."

Castration?! Really?!

Can we get an AMEN to that?!

Aren't you glad you switch to ladies, Kim?

[Image via WENN.]

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47 comments to “Hold Onto Your Junk, Jesse! Kim Z Wants To Castrate You!”

  1. 1

    I thought violence was never the answer?

  2. 2

    Kim you need to shut the fuck up,your engage to a marry m

  3. 3

    Sounds good to me.

  4. 4

    Kim you need to shut the fuck up, your engage to a marry man.your the last one who needs to be giving any advice.

  5. 5

    This coming from a CHEATER HERSELF! People who live in glass houses….!!! Why her words matter enough to print is beyond me…oh that is right, she is coming to your party tonight.

  6. 6

    So, a woman who knowingly slept with a dated a married man is trying to dish out cheating spouse advice? Go take a look in the mirror honey! You were a helped someone cheat, and didn't think twice about it. No one's going to take your advice seriously. Dumb ho.

  7. 7

    Um, Kim, aren't YOU a mistress?

  8. 8

    CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN!!!!!! KIM SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP! ….. REALLY??? I mean really? Is this the position she wants to take… laughable.

  9. 9

    waaaaait a second…
    this said from the same homewrecker who publically paraded her own adulterous ways around?~~?!?!?!

  10. 10

    *interesting* comment from her considering she was involved with a married man for several years. and she even got engaged to this married man (not sure how that works exactly). so kettle needs to shut it.

  11. 11

    love her hair

  12. 12

    thats disgusting
    imagine if a man said a cheating woman should have her box blown up
    -fundamentalist muslims anyone? -
    you would be publicly apologizing all over again perez

  13. 13

    *rolls eyes* i read here in the comments this woman is skank too. needs her piece of the pie too? sickening! as much as i feel for sandra; she's no angel she's human. human like all other people who find out this shit about their partners. some of us had our share too. as myself. i'm not a angel though and i haven't seen karma entered my ex' life yet….so that's also bullshit!

  14. 14

    c'mon Jesse, don't be tardy for the party!

  15. 15

    What VIOLENT language, that's just as bad as cheating on your wife/husband.

  16. 16

    What VIOLENT language! That's just as bad as cheating on your wife/husband.

  17. 17

    what happen to violence is never the answer?? I understand Jesse is a douche bag loser who doesn't deserve Sandy but thats a little larina bobit don't ya think?

  18. 18

    Does she have on one of her wigs?

  19. 19

    This woman must have one hell of a publicist, why do we hear so much about this lame duck?

  20. 20

    This is rich coming from a woman who has had an affair with Big Poppa for years who is also a married man!

  21. 21

    this girl needs to shut her plastic mouth. she's been having affairs with married men. she is just as bad as what's her name….

  22. 22

    her face looks wack! that mouth doesn't look remotely natural

  23. 23

    With her background, she MUST be talking about all the Nazi stuff. That IS inexcusable.

  24. 24

    From a woman who is effing a married man for money? um…yeah…great.

  25. 25

    Um… Don't throw stones at glass houses. Remember Big Papa??? Isn't Kim his other whore, I mean desperate housewife, I mean….. I could go on but she's not worth it. I do like watching the show though

  26. 26

    Well I don't really even know who this woman is, but if the guy is a Nazi, and has screwed all those skanky women on Sandy well, you know, not that anyone should really do it, but maybe he should consider wearing a cup. ;-) He is one big douche that is for sure. I do feel for Sandra she must be feeling so much emotion right now. Dumb jerk. I honestly am disgusted by him and you know none of us even know her, but it just brings it out in us because she seems like one of the nicest people around. What an idiot.

  27. 27

    Um…I agree. Except, this is a little hard to swallow from a woman who had a televised and celebrated ongoing affair and "engagement" to a married man.

  28. 28

    Hmmmmm….this coming from Kim who is indeed a mistress herself.

  29. 29

    Why is SHE of all people saying this, she is a CHEATER as well. PR hungry much?

  30. 30

    um wasn't she dating a married man?!?! interesting so she is a HUGE hypocrite…i guess her big "WIG" hair just lets her forget that sometimes :)

  31. Aries says – reply to this


    REALLY?? From this whorebag who is having an affair with a married man who WON'T show his face? That's definitely a reliable source!

  32. 32

    Wasn't she sleeping with a married man for like EVER?! Skank.com

  33. 33

    Does Kim own another watch? SHe's always wearing the same jewelry. Pobrecita

  34. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Sandra should have looked into his past before marrying him. Straight up. WTF does she expect when she marries a “` bad boy? For him to all of a sudden “ change?
    They never change!!

  35. 35

    Wasn.t this fugly wiggy bitch the OTHER WOMAN in a relationship???? SHe has a lot a nerve. I cant stand looking at her she is so damn ugly. And a horrible mother.

  36. 36

    Perez i think you meant "switched"

  37. 37

    hey wait just a minute here….didn't she date a married man?

  38. 38

    Then I guess we should castrate big papa…what a hypocrite this skank is. The Sandra Bullock/Jesse James controversy is the last thing this home-wrecker needs to comment on.

  39. 39

    sshould be done more often

  40. 40


  41. 41

    Let's go easy on the hypocracy Perez. When you were dusted up a bit by WillIAM's manager, violence wasn't the answer. Now it is? Can you imagine the furore if a cheating woman was being threatened with having her vagina blown up by a firecracker - or mutilated with a knife. These acts are not mere misdeamours, they are felonies that carry a custodial sentence in most countries where the rule of law is observed. This woman is an imbecile, pure and simple. Sandra's soon to be ex, is a piece of shit. Being discarded and exposed is probably punishment enough. Sandra is probably the last decent woman, he's ever going to get. Loser.

  42. 42

    This from the whore that's banging a married man and has been from years…

  43. 43

    The only prob I have with Kim's comment is that she herself..cheated with a married man…..let us not throw rocks at very THIN glass houses little Ms. Tardy for the Party….lol

  44. hehee says – reply to this


    this from a whore that slept around with a married man?????

  45. 45

    you think she got this idea from personal experience maybe?? This man had his junk chopped off and decided to try to be a woman. Well sorry honey but its not workin for ya. The wig is nasty and the face is worse. It also doesn't help that she looks like 6 ft tall and built like a football player….ick

  46. 46

    umm, this coming from the other whore who is/was dating a married man. STFU…..because of whores like you man have more opportunity to stray.

  47. 47

    Ok.. is it just me.. or is this NOT Heidi Montague in 20 years!?!?! LOL.. Plastic surgery is SOOOOOOOO wrong..