Quitter!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
Markus, the first ever "prosti-dude" hired to work at Bobbi Davis' Shady Lady bordello in Nevada, is throwing in the towel after only 3 months!
He got fewer than 10 customers and women were apparently more eager to choose a different male gigolo called Y.Not.
The brothel is currently taking a break from servicing women at the moment, but Bobbi is hoping to put Y.Not back to work in May.
As for Markus he's going back to his roots to make porno flicks again! Happy endings for everyone!
[Image via Mandy Stadtmiller]
Tags: bobbi davis, las vegas, prostitute, shady lady
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Another story no one cares about.
HE looks eerily like Steve-O
This guy is fucking GROSS. Who would even want this douche bag loser to even touch them? He has STD written all over his nasty face.
STRETCH MARKS
exactley like steve-o
Why isn't this filed under Yummy Yummy Screw, pig-vomit? What's the matter, neanderthals are not your type?
Yeah he does look like a Steve-O/Octomon combination. Maybe he should hook up with Octomon. He has steroid-induced stretch marks on his pecs.
LMAO…WACK!
dont know/care about this douche
who were the 10 who paid to fuck that thing???? eeeeeeeeewwww!!!
i would never pay to have sex with a man-they're such whores anyway, i could have any of my choosing. but THIS guy? vomit. that is an ugly face to say the least.
MAYBE if the guy looked like he wasn't donkey shit, women might pay to sleep with a male whore…
Those are some lovely stretch marks on your shoulder.
The stretch marks are gross.
First of all he's gay! He's asshole ugly. Anybody, male or female, who would actually pay to have sex with this turd is as desperate as Perez Hilton.
are you saying that 10 women PAID to sleep with THAT?????? EWWWWWWWWWWW
Actually, a female writer for the NY Post went there and paid the $$$ to be with him, only to write her piece for the newspaper. He only gave her a massage, cause that's as far as she would go. She did report that he has a fairly LARGE "member".
lol Stevo with muscles
Is anyone really surprised? I don't find him attractive at all. If I have to pay a man for sex the man better be hot as hell.
Hey Steve-O! your NEW PLASTIC SURGERY IS A HUGE SUCESS!
I see way better looking guys every night in clubs, why pay $500 to have sex with him?
I thought that was steve-o at first, not interested.
nasty stretch marks too
Note to marketing people: If you want wimmens to PAY for it, he has to be much, much hotter than SteveO. He has to be a gladiator or musketeer or some other kind of fantasy-man. I will only charge you 15% commission for that advice.
Re: Mrs.Potato Dick –
Maybe those stretch marks are from pec implants. Or maybe from transforming into the Incredible Hulk. He looks like a comic book character. Maybe some women fantasize about that. Yeah, about 10.
He didn't get many customers because he is gross.
I thought that that was Steve O too!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who, at first glance, thought this was Steve-o…
Re: Christina Polo – lol!
LOL I saw this dude on TV and he is GROSS. No woman in her right mind would drive out into the desert and PAY to get with that thing.
wait, what?? a 'brothel' for women?? what? do they actually pay them man whores to eat their wretched slime out their c0cks, and then feel like the highest, most sought after empresses of the mofoking universe?? really, slime chuggers need to break their necks already. cum chuggers really think they are the world's shiznit. ridiculous.
Disgusting. LOL and he so does look like Stevo's lovechild with Octomom! If those two made a baby, god help us all.
I could have told you this wouldn't have worked. Any chick can get laid. Just a matter of getting the right guy drunk enough.
ahh, why would a woman pay for dick when this guy is ugly and has more stretch marks that a woman?? if we women pay good money for dick it at least has to be handsome
you'd have to be a pretty desparate women to pay to have sex with this f'ng ugly dude
LOL, I drove by the Shady Lady on a road trip once. It looks like a cluster of condemned trailers from the road.
are these strechmarks?
Why would any woman want to have sex with this ugly retard????????????????????? Love the stretch marks moron!
If I had to pay for it, he'd have to be way hotter than that. Fug
Ewww no way do women PAY for this dude to do em! We can get cock for free easily - men are fuckin horndogs! Even the ugliest of chicks can get layed if they go to a bar lol.
Ugh… I wouldn't have sex with that.
He's fug anyway. If I were gonna be so desperate has to pay for dick, I'd Pay for someone better looking than this bitch.
Sorry, but he is seriously ugly.
No wonder he didn't have any takers.
Ick.
I BET HE HAS A YUMMY COCK !!
some prostidude stole my name? lol. too funny.
congrats with the stretch marks, loser! omg, YUCK!
Re: Marilyn0386 – Right on with the Steve-O remark. I thought it was Steve-O until I began to read the story. Dude is not attractive at all. What up with the arm pit stretch marks. Gross.
no surprise. who wud want 2 sleep with him/ all my boyfriends have been way hotter.
STEVE-O ?????
try gay porn
he's totally fugly
Women don't need to pay $$$ to get laid…..and who would pay for that?
Uh, no wonder, he has stretch marks and monkey mouth. I wouldnt do him for free, much less pay for it.
Ewww.