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Our Most Magical Birthday Party Yet!

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Epic. Truly and utterly epic!

Words can't express how special our 32nd birthday soiree was this past weekend!

Held on the historic Paramount Studios lot, Soundstage 21 was converted into a Perezcious 'carn-evil' with acrobats, clowns, aerialists, a dunk tank, face painting, Alize-filled sno cones, photo booths and so much more.

Our nearest and dearest - including our Mom - celebrated with us as some amazing women took the stage! Leona Lewis, Eve and Liza Minnelli all killed it!

And Katy Perry showed up on top of an elephant to sing us happy birthday! REALLY!

Our wifey even sent us a video birthday greeting all the way from Australia.

We are so happy! So so happy!

Everything went off so well. Better than we could have ever expected!

Perez is not living the dream. His life is so much better than that! We could not have dreamt any of this!

We are so grateful for everything - and especially to everyone who helped make this all possible.

We love throwing a big party and this one would not have been possible without the kind support of LifeStyles Condoms, AriZona Beverages, Alizé, Café Bustelo, JOICO, Fatburger and Great American Cookies.

A BIG BIG thank you to The Kids, Sam & Judy, for helping us with our outfit, which we had custom-made for this special occasion. Thank you to Carlene K. for taking care of our face.

So who came?????

A few of the peeps there were: Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Paula Abdul, John Stamos, Mel B., Shannen Doherty, Ashley Tisdale, Audrina Patridge, Kim Zolciak, Levi johnston, Gretchem Rossi, Delta Goodrem, Linda Perry, Niecy Nash, Taylor Dane, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, Rachel Uchitel, Bridget Marquardt
Rupaul, Clementine Ford, Melody Thornton, Candis Cayne, Tyson Ritter, Alison Sweeney, Taryn Manning, Katerina Graham, Diane Warren, Brian Lichtenberg, Mike Posner, Bryan Singer, Kristoffer Polaha, Julian Perretta
, the elephant - and more!

Thank you to Bruce and Brian and everyone at BMF Media, thanks to Belvedere vodka, thank you to Ben and everyone at EMC|BOWERY, thank you to Mike and everyone at Interior Illusions, thank you DJ Mia Moretti, thanks to Paramount Studios, thank you to the Thompson Beverly Hills for accommodations, and HUGS to everyone else!

So many memories! We are going to cherish and relive them forever!!!


[Images via WENN. More exclusive photos of our big birthday bash - including inside the party - also available from WENN.]

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87 comments to “Our Most Magical Birthday Party Yet!”

  1. 1

    ooh. look at the balls on that first guy. lol

  2. 2


    come any? really that desperate for guests?

  3. 3

    OMG Perez, in that last picture your head is so huge it looks like one of those cartoons where people paste a huge head on a cartoon body. I guess you didn't get your birthday dream of a BJ from JB. Better luck next teen. The guy on the left looks like if his balls dropped they'd break his foot.

  4. 4

    who paid for it

  5. 5

    OK, so what's with the pretentious "we", and really, Pig Face, get a stylist, you look like a total dork.

  6. 6

    gee perez, you had some real a list celebrities at your party………………….

  7. 7

    wow. So What did THAT set you back? Pretty fucked up I must say— to make a living off of HATE. Look who is calling WHO a media whore. Hello POT.

  8. 8

    You look nice Perez. Slim and trim. People can lift you now. Nothing floral. Good jod.

  9. 9

    Funny how you tried to get the media to buy your pics, but I haven't seen them on any other site, so you digress and post a few here. LOL! Even though you had a few celebs performing, you are still pretty much a nobody. Most of those people who showed up are d-list, at best. Lindsay Lohan? Really? LOL! You are such a loser!

  10. 10

    I admit i would of loved to see Leona and Eve perform. Hope u had a good night Perez :-)

  11. 11

    Uh why would you namedrop Rachel Uchitel as a guest? dont you hate that Whore?

  12. 12

    Rachel Uchitel? Isnt' that the woman whom you regularly call a whore? And she shows up at your BD party?????? What a low life.

  13. 13

    Oh Perez, you looked really good! :) Hope you had a great b-day party!!!

    P.S. Tiger's 'whore #1' was there?!?

  14. 14

    Name drop galore! But looks like it was fun, happy belated bday Perez!

  15. 15

    Perez, your a fucking douche bag… no wait… your the contents of a douche bag. You look like an idiot. You always do.

  16. 16

    I see you almost had the entire Z list attend.

  17. 17

    So, we had enough money to pay a bunch of B listers to come to our party and we're taking bows for this? BTW, why do we always speak in the 3rd person. We may be a queen, but we sure aren't royalty, honey.

  18. 18

    Now Elvis could pull off the gold you suit.

    But you?


    Ha Ha!


  19. 19

    Re: U_SUCK_DONKEY_DICKS – So true not one A-list person on there.

  20. 20

    Happy Birthday Perez!

  21. 21

    Fuck off you egotistical, self-centered piece of shit. You post about Elton John celebrating his birthday by supporting his AIDS Foundation and what do you do for yours? You make it all about you and name-dropping "celebrities" who you bash here but kiss their ass in person. And I bet you screamed in pedo delight Bieber showed. Unbelievable how phony and pretentious you are. Just die already.

  22. 22

    Hope you didn't get too close to the lights. With you in that aluminum foil suit, the whole place would have smelled like a fucking pig roast.

  23. Laury says – reply to this


    What has this world come to? How does a man who makes a career out of mocking and hating deserve to have lavish birthday parties thrown for him when perfectly respectable, decent and hard-working people are ignored? Mind-boggling.

    And I wouldn't brag about your "star-studded" guestlist, Perez, because I don't see any real celeb there.

  24. 24

    Happy B-day, Prezzers!! You are looing down-right skinny in that fab gold suit! You go girl!!!

  25. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I was tweeting with a few people at your party Perez!! Hope you had a great time!! You forgot to mention Steven ““ from Big Brother “ he was there too!!

  26. 26

    Perez, you look amazing! Whatever you're doing, keep it up! And happy belated birthday, of course :)

  27. 27

    LMFAO PEREZ you look fucking foul! thought the guys would need a crane instead!

  28. 28

    The only thing I could think as I read this entry was "wow the celebs* who attended this party must really be desperate for attention." Why would they go to this?

    * the term celebs here is being used in the loosest of terms

  29. 29

    because you're worth it!!!

  30. barb says – reply to this


    you look like a freak, and all the guest are media whores. Sad even the ones you always put down. What a bunch of losers.

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  32. 32

    looking good perez!

  33. 33

    You are looking trim!

  34. 34

    This is sad…just plain SAD.

  35. 35

    Lohan was there? You're lucky. Although she is outta the sorts right now, she is the most top list person there. It's like a Z-list party.

  36. 36

    oh you're calling her "RACHEL UCHITEL" now huh? two-faced pig.

  37. 37

    LMAO. Nice Z list guests. Shows how desperate people like Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge are since you constantly make fun of them….ATTENTION WHORES.

  38. 38

    You're looking great! Hope your party was swell :)

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  40. 40

    You seem to be a pathetic, little excuse for er, man?. No one is aware of those people are. You might as well have celebrated you birthday at Chuck E Cheese with Tom, Dick and Harry. And by any chance 5 people are aware of who these people are it must have cost you a fortune to hire them. I guess if a person spreads lies about everyone then they'll have to rent a crowd. I laughed my head off, I find it very apt that a condom company should sponsor your party as YOU (plural, as you refer to yourself as we) are a dick. If I may put my two cents in - get a grip, find a "real" job cos this is sleaze at its worst and most importantly STOP BEING A SYCOPHANT. You do not have any talents in order to be famous and thus are mean to everyone who you feel threaten by. Lets face it, that is almost everyone out there!

  41. 41

    Happy Birthday Perez!
    I have been a fan for a long time..never actually wrote to you, but here goes:

    I wanted to say you look FABULOUS. I have always thought you were a cutie..but I can't get over how HOT your looking. WOW. I am inspired. I am Very Proud! I wish only the best for you in 2010! I will continue to REPRESENT!! XOXOX

  42. 42

    Where were the A listers at? All you had were has beens at your party

  43. 43

    OMG you are so totally up yourself!

  44. 44

    fake u r fake… uhhh!! and that outfit you have… that is not even cute at all… wow… you need to hire a stylist… gross!!! and you know in real life those boys would not touch at all… they are cute you are not… lol… wonder how much they got paid to touch you, lol.

  45. 45

    you look nice in that top picture.'

    you have a wife? who is he?

  46. 46

    oh looks he hsi dream come true bieng craaied around men i guess disgusting people happen to good stfuf am i right perez

  47. 47

    bola de maricones!!!

    cohinos jotos!

  48. 48

    Ha! You call that a guest list?? What a bunch of nobodies!!! Even the "stars" are a joke….
    Leona Lewis - has-been
    Eve - has-been
    Liza Minnelli - cool in her day but just an old, crazy bitch now
    Katy Perry - one hit wonder who basically is a has-been already.
    btw - most of those guests came just to laugh at you. Word has it your were a total weiner - Why don't you show the pics of you throwing a "My Super Sweet 16" style fit when you realized nothing but the lowest of the low showed up at your loserville of a party.

  49. 49

    famewhore porkez and a bunch of losers. Wow, how much did you pay to attend the party?

  50. 50

    To all the people saying he looks amazing, you're full of shit ! He is one ugly mo fo ! He calls other people fat and ugly and yet he looks like THAT?!?!? Plus he has man boobs, lard ass bastard !!!

  51. 51

    There's an old saying, ' you could dress him/her up in gold and they still wouldn't look any good' - well this picture proves that! Payrez, clothes don't hang well on you as you are too square, you have no waist and bad shoulders - all that time and money wasted for no result!

  52. 52

    I guess all those z listers (plus John Stamos) were happy to be there for the free booze and food. And how much were the talent paid to perform? You really shouldn't mose any weight because your head just keeps looking bigger.

  53. 53

    I love your tinfoil suit!

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  56. 56

    I guess imitation is the highest compliment cause that circus promo sure looks like Howard Stern's opening credits.

  57. hch80 says – reply to this


    Wow, haters. Why bother visiting this site if you think Perez is so pathetic? Wait- not just visit, but REGISTER and POST COMMENTS? Dumbasses. He is laughing all the way to the bank. Raise your hand if you've ever had Katy Perry sing happy birthday to you from an elephant… Thaswhatithought. He has it better than you. Eat it.

  58. 58

    I love how you have moved this post up so that more people will see it. Braggard!

    Or what…? was that in your sponsorship contract? Who the fuck throws a sponsored birthday event for themselves with no charitable-end? I love houw it took 5 guys to lift your weird body and fat huge head.


  59. 59

    Ouef! I hate gold! You dressed in all gold??? That's just…I'm physically ill now. You should know that dressing entirely in one colour is not cool…it doesn't work for anyone, babycakes. I prefer silver, platinum, and diamonds. Gold can fuck off.

  60. 60

    Your 'guest list' is nothing more than a rundown of z-listers, drug addicts, reality show trash, and losers.

    how apropos.

  61. 61

    So, ALL of the people you proclaim to be losers, famewhores and Z-listers were at this party, Pumpkinhead, including Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Uchitel and Levi Johnston and you have the nerve to put their names up as celebrities. How long did mommy have to save inside-out potato chip bags to make that garish thing you are wearing?

  62. 62

    What a narcissistic tribute to oneself. Pathetic.

  63. 63

    Perez, you look great! Whatever you're doing, keep on doin it baby!

  64. 64

    Wtf's with the tinfoil suit?

  65. 65

    lol, your beloved Lady Gaga wasn't there but yet the 16 year old Bieber kid was

  66. 66

    Re: hch80 – exactly dude. good for you, perez. not the hugest fan at all, but def. not a hater.

  67. 67

    Michael Jackson rocked the gold pants. You? Not. At. All. But as they say, "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery". No wonder you always gave him such a hard time: you were jealous.

  68. 68

    i love how you've talked so much crap about most of these people, yet here you are name-dropping them to make yourself feel popular. I (kinda) feel sorry for you, Mario.

  69. 69

    Happy Birthday late, Perez!! You have lost weight, it's amazing!

  70. 70

    happy bday perez. happy to hear u had a blast.

  71. 71

    its really funny that you have a picture of chi chi larue and YOUR FRIEND jason sechrest but you dont name him…wow…that is really cold.

  72. 72

    You are too cute Perez!!! Happy Birthday, bb! XOXOXOXO!!!!!

  73. 73

    Thanks for listing "celebs" who will go to the opening of an envelope. Yawn! I'm not sure why you had to dres that way, unless there are a lot of people who were wondering what an oscar would look like it was alive and gay as can be.

  74. 74

    Re: hch80 – Why? Because we have a never ending hope that maybe, just maybe one of us will connect so he gets his fucking head out of his ass and acts like a decent person. I have never bought a product advertised on this site (I think, I don't pay attention to them, they aren't my demographic.) Defend him all you want, but consider yourself patted on the head and thought of as being sweet for someone so mentally challenged.

  75. 75

    OMG Your head is so big, especially in that suit!

  76. 76

    Re: Why You Ask? – Couldn't have said it better myself.

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  78. 78

    There all d listers except for a few b-listers. leona lewis, katy perry and Justin Bieber (but hes just gonna be another Aaron Carter)

    you look ridiculous by the way.

  79. 79

    Still cant believe Lindsay Lohan came!!

  80. 80

    Is it safe to say that everyone on the list of guests who showed up for your party are now exempt from your viscous wrath. Such POWER you have Perez! Happy Birthday!

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  83. 83

    Um, why on Earth would you invite one of Tiger's hos to your party and then tell everyone about it?

  84. 84

    Lookin' good in the gold lamé there, Perez!

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  86. 86

    Perez………………..ummmmmmmmmm…………….. will you ever admit to yourself that you need help?!

  87. 87

    lol nice pics … anyways i knew it! the celebs you bash are actually in on it and they'll like the publicity :D , like lindsey or Jb, anyways hope you had fun! is the suit gold lol