Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Epic. Truly and utterly epic!
Words can't express how special our 32nd birthday soiree was this past weekend!
Held on the historic Paramount Studios lot, Soundstage 21 was converted into a Perezcious 'carn-evil' with acrobats, clowns, aerialists, a dunk tank, face painting, Alize-filled sno cones, photo booths and so much more.
Our nearest and dearest - including our Mom - celebrated with us as some amazing women took the stage! Leona Lewis, Eve and Liza Minnelli all killed it!
And Katy Perry showed up on top of an elephant to sing us happy birthday! REALLY!
Our wifey even sent us a video birthday greeting all the way from Australia.
We are so happy! So so happy!
Everything went off so well. Better than we could have ever expected!
Perez is not living the dream. His life is so much better than that! We could not have dreamt any of this!
We are so grateful for everything - and especially to everyone who helped make this all possible.
We love throwing a big party and this one would not have been possible without the kind support of LifeStyles Condoms, AriZona Beverages, Alizé, Café Bustelo, JOICO, Fatburger and Great American Cookies.
So who came?????
A few of the peeps there were: Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, Paula Abdul, John Stamos, Mel B., Shannen Doherty, Ashley Tisdale, Audrina Patridge, Kim Zolciak, Levi johnston, Gretchem Rossi, Delta Goodrem, Linda Perry, Niecy Nash, Taylor Dane, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, Rachel Uchitel, Bridget Marquardt
Rupaul, Clementine Ford, Melody Thornton, Candis Cayne, Tyson Ritter, Alison Sweeney, Taryn Manning, Katerina Graham, Diane Warren, Brian Lichtenberg, Mike Posner, Bryan Singer, Kristoffer Polaha, Julian Perretta, the elephant - and more!
Thank you to Bruce and Brian and everyone at BMF Media, thanks to Belvedere vodka, thank you to Ben and everyone at EMC|BOWERY, thank you to Mike and everyone at Interior Illusions, thank you DJ Mia Moretti, thanks to Paramount Studios, thank you to the Thompson Beverly Hills for accommodations, and HUGS to everyone else!
So many memories! We are going to cherish and relive them forever!!!