It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Well, gee! Whatever could be the hold up?
Apparently, Wino had written some songs about Blaaaaaake that were "negative" and since the two have swapped fluids and made-up this month, she is writing new stuff to replace those songs. An insider explains:
"She's not going to put out an album just because her record company wants her to, so it's back to the drawing board."
If by drawing board, you mean whiskey bar, then yeah, we imagine she'll be there for awhile.
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