Media Prepares For The Death Of Lindsay Lohan???
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Drugs
Ouch!
This is disturbing, tragic, morbid and yet not surprising!
Girl, people are already planning for your DEATH!
Sources claim that several media outlets have pre-written obits for Lindsay Lohan, just in case her dangerous and crazy love of pAArtying finally has her meet her end.
Sources a major news outlets explain:
"News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don't want that to happen again."
Don't give these people the satisfaction of the headline, LiLo! Fight it!
[Image via WENN.]
A Worthwhile Cause
WTF!!
doesn't surprise me
I learned about this in journalism school.. most big papers already have obits written for famous people so that when the time comes they only have to tweak it and can be the first to report….. that's what journalists do when they are bored i guess haha
*i am so shocked*
this is just fucked up…
that's just wrong!
Sources claim this?? Doesn't every news outlet, heck, any person already have enough info on any celebs to print an obit in two minutes?? Are you making this up as you go along, PH?
If this doesn't scream out GET HELP I don't know what else will
I've been posting dead woman walking about her here for a while…tick tick tick Lindsay get off of the Trazadone,Adderall and the rest of the scripts…they're fucking with your thought process and true soul find and then love yourself…then pay it forward.
can someone writes perez?
wait will anyone care to read it?
will anyone know who he is?
That is just wicked (in the evil way).
Too SAD I pray that her family wakes up and takes control of her life before its too late…TO HER PARENTS: You brought her into the world she is just a child you took advantage of her by allowing her to fall down so fast and so far…wake up before its too late…you are her parents stop trying to make money off your children and stop partying be PARENTS…your children come 1st not 2nd not 3rd …1st before you before money before anything else….it is a SHAME..such a beautiful talented girl has lost her way….she needs someone who loves her to grab her shake her and force her to clean up…no more babying no more sitting on the sidelines watching another young Hollywood life go to waste….WAKE UP PARENTS WAKE UP……
I am in no way a fan of Lindsay Lohan, but this is just disgusting.
That's horrible…not surprising, but still horrible.
Fuck
She is not immune. :/
I knew that most outlets had pre-taped obits for elderly and sick celebs, this is disturbing…but she should take heed. She has a lot to live for.
YOU BETTER NOT DIE BITCH
Re: kelseyann – it makes sense
They have obits written for nearly every celebrity, even you! They have almost always nearly done that.
Lindsay, fuck this shit! dont give them the pleasure! stay alive stay well, u are not alone… i know what it feels like.. total loves to ya!!! lay low get urself together, make a great comeback and give everyone the finger! YOU CAN DO IT!
In all fairness, most news outlets have prepared obits written for just about everyone, not just LiLo.
This is girl has everything to live for but she needs a wake up call. I don't know what else needs to be done to let her know she needs help. What more needs to be said about the way your living if your obituaries already written up and ready to print at the age of 23?!?! Corey Haim even was saying that its sad to watch a pretty, talented girl lose it all.
hopefully, this will make her think about where she's headed.
No…Lindsay…You need to get away from all these ppl in your life that are harming you. It would be a devastating loss if we lose you too. Hollywood NEEDS to keep the good ones around, wth is gonna happen with these damn reality stars that dont have what ppl like you do. You have a CRAFT mami…dont let it go. I wish you the best love, give yourself another chance. There are plenty of ppl who love you and will welcome your return. Pls take my advice as the big sister you dont have. I grew up watching ppl lose themselves to drugs, it is such a sad sight, and bb your diminishing right before our eyes. Make whats left of your life what it was supposed to be. Even if it means leaving your family and doing whats best for LINDSAY…You matter!
they did this with Britney too…
That is just SAD.
this is nothing new… journalists always have obits prepared for big names in advance and not surprising they would be prepared extra early for hardy partying types.
well what do u expect?! homegirl is falling on catcus's and walking out the house with white powder all over her feet. she needs an intervention but both her parents are worried about their own fame to even care about her.
You know you fail at life when…
this is horrible.. lindsay, get out of hollywood and save yourself!
C'mon, she's staggering around with coke clouds left in her path! Yeah, they should be prepared.
Any doctor perscibing her meds has got a screw loose!!
Re: Dovey –
I agree..But I dont think at this point they can even help her. She needs to be taken in, by someone who really gives a fuck. They dont! Its so disgusting and sad. ENABLERS…but really they just want to enable themselves to HER money. If they were any smarter they would force her clean so she can continue to be the meal ticket…but theyre so stupid they cant even do that. Lindsay baby, I am only 29…I have three babies…and I would never let them choose career over their safety. You can do it honey…to hell with everyone else. You owe us some good movies darling.
What a nice thing to say to someone who attended your birthday party P-Hole.
thats really mean
i dont like that they are doing that
lol… instead of planning her obit, why don't you make space for a message to her regarding our concern for her, and asking her to get help. Ghouls.
lol…did u have a story like this like a year ago or so about them getting ready for her obit?
Thats the media for you, but she still needs to shape up.
I was a journalism major. This isn't news. In the majority of my courses, we learned that obits are already written for many celebrities, including the president, A-list actors, etc.
that is absolutely disgusting to hear people to do such a thing.are they not human?yes she has her issues but who says she can't fight through it.maybe if people were trying to help her and force her into getting better rather than sitting on the sidelines waiting for her to die she wouldn't be such a mess.this really saddens me.sickens me.
wow that is effed up bigtime.. but mario u have some nerve considering jackass media/ badd press added fuel to the fire
it's just like when britney spears went crazy
Guess you aren't much of a "journalist" or you would know that this is common practice. Or maybe you DO know but you are just desperate for a story and hoping the rest of us DON'T know.
Umm I`m not a fan of her but this is really wrong!!!!
Her newest song STUCK is so amazing! But wow, the media is so disturbing. I wish LiLo the best! Everyone deserves to be happy. She needs to GET HELP soon. Life is too precious!
dun dun DUNNNN….
the tragedy is her fucking lips. she constantly looks like she ran into a screen
glass door. also, if she ODed, it would be the LEAST SURPRISING NEWS EVER.
one might wonder how MJ dies…and this druggie skank tramples on.
Perez you make me sick, because it's frighteningly obvious that you don't care what happens to the poor girl. you've relished every moment of brittany murphy's sad death, and the aftermath. i really, really hope lindsay lohan gets through this, not only because she's a beautiful, talented woman, but because you're a sick,sick person
That is just wrong and fucked up. The girl has problems yeah but that doesn't give anyone the right to do this even if she is a public figure she is a human being and deserves respect
That's sad. I wish she could pull it together. She'd do some great movies if she did.
There are evil gossips. Such beautiful attractive sexy Lady will find right decision.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A YOUNG GIRL,,,,,,,,HER WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF HER:(((
GIVE HER A BREAK………BACK OFF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE COULD HAVE SUCH A FULL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is fucking sick. Are u kidding me? She's a human being you fucking assholes.
Yes I agree her parents need to step up and help her………BUT
where are her FRIENDS!!!
Save her….she is so beautufl ……..ENOUGH ALREADY of young stars DYING
SO NEEDLESSLY
SOME ONE HELP HER
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pure hilarity!!
So sad to be young,talented, and beautiful and throw it all away.
I like how you people are "talking" to lindsay, like she is going to read this.
vapid whores. if you gave a shit, call her mom or something. you only post on perez to be a fucking famewhore. you don't give a rats ass about that girl.
PS It's funny how nice you're being to her since her presence "graced" your party. What's that word I'm looking for….?? Oh yes! hypocritical!!
This is just WRONG but I guess it is how the bussines works, they want to have the exclusive and honestly if she doesnt do something for herself soon she will be dead in a couple of months. SAD!!! But you Perez are a fucking IDIOT I mean you are always making fun of her calling her Lindsanity and shit and now you feel sorry??? STFU dumbass
Re: obbie doobie! – That's EXACTLY what I was thinking…….just reposting b/c of how she fell down and all that shiz this week. Grasping straws for "gossip" …….I only come here for the comments anyways.
That is sick
gee wiz mario…you were just hugging her the other night at your 32 bash, and now you post this garbage?
SHE'S MY PICK FOR "ROTTEN DEAD POOL". LOL…DON"T LET ME DOWN LINDSAY!
I understand that she parties a lot and has deep emotional issues and probably doesn't take the best care of herself, but why do people think she's close to death? Is she doing lots of drugs or something?? Is she sick?? I'm just confused!
And I'm seriously asking this for an answer…
this is sick
Gosh, she sure has won a ton of free publicity by posting this rumor…..
it is white trash free advertising…..
the media's disgusting!
Re: BITCH PLEASE!!! – hahaha me too, there pretty funny! especially the arguments lol!
If I were LiLo, I would demand the papers have me on the front page in BIG BOLD LETTERS on that fateful day no matter what may be going on in the world at the time.
The way I see it, its better to go out young and in a blaze of glory, than to go out as an old and crippled grandma that no one remembers only fellow old timers and maybe a 100 year old Hell-rez Pilton.
And oh I would demand my cut from all the tabloids, news papers and of course not forgetting bloggers that will all handsomely benefit from my untimely death.
u know thats when its time to get some help
WTF
Re: jsqtsa – It really is. Idk what to say.
That's disgusting.
She needs to just move out of Hollywood and live a normal life, it's no place for someone like her. Why does she HAVE to act?? She really hasn't acted since mean girls.
I wonder if she is another person who is not as bad off as the media makes her out to be? ive seen tabloids make a mess out of a person who were never a mess. I do not know in her case. Either way its sad, if she dies we cant say the media did not play a huge role. Poor girl, maybe her being free will be good for her. Shes in prison in this life.
Huh? How hard can it be for news sources to write an obituary on a celebrity? They have to plan ahead? All they have to do is write: parent trap, blah, blah, blah, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, Teen Sensation, blah, blah, blah, hard partying, blah, blah, blah, downward spiral, blah, blah, blah,Destructive Relationships, Movie Flops, blah, blah, blah, Drugs, Alcoholism, blah, blah, blah, Dead. The End.
awww shes just a little girl! I truly feel sick for the media. They are GROSS evil satanic ppl. FACT!
wow. what a sad world.
Why for godsake do tabloid still report about her.
Re: jenmadeline – I still cant get over ur avatar. I have seen babyshambles and pete did not really seem fucked up at all. YES he does drugs but I couldnt imagine having his mind and not numbing it. I think he was worse off when he first got out of libertines and lived in crack hoiuses, I love that hes real about it. Just sad so many amazing artists do die from drug related issues.
Addiction is so hard to cure. 
Still so so sweet and amazing u have PETER of all ppl as ur avatar! Made my day!
I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time, Mario, and believe that you posted this in order to help her face the severity of her situation. In these matters, the best medicine is the shock of the truth. Lindsey, pay attention to what people are saying. There is no shame in admitting you need help. It would be a shame if we lost you.
This is morbid but not surprising. I guess this is the business of journalism. Always trying to break a story before anyone else
as cruel as it is..maybe lindsay should take it as some sort of wake up call. the fact that people premeditate your death due to drugs should be a pretty big indicator that you should so something about it.. im sure they have a eulogy for wino prepped too. But in all honesty what celeb death is by natural causes?
… wow
OMG WEAK!! They have stock obituaries on almost all public figures… if you don't have any news….. don't update!!!
I'm not saying I hope it happens, but if she continues with her current lifestyle, they may just be right… Hopefully she'll be smart enough to get the help she so needs…but I just don't see her accepting it…
this is fukin sick and morbid…
Exactly why Neil Fifer kicked her to the curb 2 years ago… LOL!
this is very sad, but its media-reality.
hope they never get the reason to post it!
and hope that doesn't have the affect of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
(more than it already has)
dear lindsay, don't let us read those three letters about you, please!
PEREZ YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THIS MADNESS. I DONT THINK LINDSEY GIVE A RATS ASS,…MOST MEDIA IS ALWAYS UP HER ASS ANYWAYS.
didn't they do that for Britney as well when she was nuts?????
well, um, have you seen her lately??..girl's got one foot in the grave
If this does not wake her up and rattle her into real treatment, nothing will. Where and the hell and her "friends and family". Tragic.
Where are her parents?? Isn't it time for an intervention if things are so bad?
But really who is her support system…her parents? i think they are her enablers…its sad but its true…the one person who probably could have gotten her out of her rut is the one who dragged her down in the first place-Sam Ro…now all she has around her are a bunch of hangers on and people who use her…time and time again we have seen already with these recent celebrity deaths that without a strong support system there is no way back to the top once ur down at the bottom if u dont have a strong family support system and this girls family is just as screwed as she is…her only chance is for someone to come in as a support family almost like David Crosby and his family did for Drew Barrymore all those years ago for her when her mother pretty much had sold her out to the Hollywood Machine….Hay if Robert Downey Jr can do she can too
thats sick, not a fan of lilos behaviour but this is getting beyond of anything thats ok! WAKE UP LINDSAY DO REHAB LEAVE DRUGS & SAM BEHIND and start new already girl!
it's actually not an uncommon thing. they probably have them written for other people like britney spears, tila tequila, mischa barton, basically anyone that is known for being a damn mess. kelseyann is right, most major media outlets have that stuff prewritten. that being said, i think it's sick that they do it because the ONLY reason they do it is so they can make more money quicker off someone's death and that's just sick to me.
this is disgusting
Do people also know when you write or say anything you are calling it into reality, existence. It is wrong we should write their Obits early or maybe they do. Well in fact I am sure they are not wishing their families death so why wish someone else people really worry me. They all need their heads examined. Money is good but it ain't that good. We all are going to day someday but don't being about it a minute sooner. Maybe that is why so many Stars are dropping like flies. they are attracting death unto all these people without even knowing it this makes my blood boil. Lindsay, my beautiful, talent girl you need to slow down and fight this. Don't allow this to go on for anymore of you FIGHT THE Media they are wrong in so much. they think its what the public wants but its only the rough rider ones the if they knew its most the upper and middle class who read Newspapers or Magazines. Its like the mess on the Springer TV show a bunch of mess to sale the people.
She's Lindsay Lohan. I'm sure indie films and people are throwing things at her left and right. Is she turning it all down, or is it an issue of insuring her? I find it hard to believe that she's unable to find any work. Depression?