Media Prepares For The Death Of Lindsay Lohan???
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Drugs
Ouch!
This is disturbing, tragic, morbid and yet not surprising!
Girl, people are already planning for your DEATH!
Sources claim that several media outlets have pre-written obits for Lindsay Lohan, just in case her dangerous and crazy love of pAArtying finally has her meet her end.
Sources a major news outlets explain:
"News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs. We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don't want that to happen again."
Don't give these people the satisfaction of the headline, LiLo! Fight it!
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A Worthwhile Cause
Got news for you fuckhead. It's standard for media outlets to prepare and update obits beforehand. You think they throw together a piece immediately after someone unexpectedly dies? Are you that fucking stupid? They probably already have one for you, I'm hoping we get to read it soon.
nah linds, dont fight it. kill yourself, and put us all out of your worthless, drunken, whorey, cheap, boring misery! just do it.
What an awesome journalism major you are!! Are you serious? Did you just find this out? Almost every person both famous and infamous has a pre-written obit. They get dusted off and upgraded every so often. Imagine, somewhere in Hollywood there is probably even one about you Hilton, the most used word in it will probably be fail, but it's out there. You seriously didn't know this????
That's horrible…but understandable. Girlfriend is a mess.
Wow , outstanding..
SHE'S BEEN DYING SINCE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN… THE SAME WITH THE REST OF YOU HOES!! NOT SURPRISED. THE DRUGS AND SHIT JUST EXACERBATES THE PROCESS. LESLO, WRITE YOUR WILL AHEAD OF TIME SO YOU CAN BEAT THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AT THEIR GAME!! HAHA. ALSO, FAT BOY… WHY THE CHANGE FROM LESLO TO LILO?? CUZ THE BITCH ACTUALLY SHOWED UP AT YOUR BDAY PARTY?? WHAT A KISS ASS.
Disgusting… maybe eveyone should focus on the good things and write the positive things in Lindsay's life so we can try and save this talented young lady.
If you read this Lindsay.. get the help you need. Don't be another Hollywood tragedy… you are far too talented to waste a life.
She's a spoiled brat with everything and acts as if her talent and life is a burden. She has so many more choices available to her and continues to make bad decisions. I do not have a bit a sympathy for someone who chooses self destruction.
The even sadder part is people feel sorry for her and her predicament and make excuses for her behavior. The folks saying "poor Lindsay…, blah blah" are in sadder shape than she is. For every complete loser like her there are hundreds of young folks doing very well and being good, successful people. And still, people choose to give Lindsay the time of day. People's sense of priority sure is messed up.
Like it or not, sometimes the world is a better place without some people in it. Whatever her life is or isn't, she choose it.
Yeah. Now she's LiLo to you because she showed up at your fame-whoring birthday party, but before that you've trashed her every chance you could, you dumbass hypocrite. Even YOU should know that Lohan would turn up to ANY free party; it wasn't about you. If Lohan died, you'd wallow in it and cry your false crocodile tears like you did for Murphy, Haim, Koenig, and all the others. So go fuck yourself, Parasite.
That's what so sad about it, if she actually died, no one would be surprised…
what comes around goes around….no heart people…
Family and friends can only do so much! It's up to Lindsay to decide if she wants help. Maybe this is her demise…
The TV media also has file footage ready to roll on just about anyone who is anyone. You can die one hour and the next hour there can be a two minute report complete with footage. I can't believe you people don't know this stuff. It's not like this is just being done for this train wreck. Perez you can be so stupid sometimes.
LILO was so talented and has so much potential. It's sad.
I, too, have heard what kelseyann learned in journalism school. In fact several years ago the CNN (I think) website accidently posted an obit about Dick Cheney. I guess they were working on it - and it got uploaded. Ha! And, yes, I know, some people think he's already dead.
that's really mean…
i read this exact same headline about britney spears a few months ago. probably on this website.
She'll now probably sue "sources" for $100 million dollars.
thats discustin and your a two faced bastard!!!! u were hugging her n now ur writing shit lyk this again
i'M just shocked that her family and friends aren't trying to intervene in her behalf. She is a young talented girl. Please get her some help!
this makes me so angry!
The media isn't forcing this low-life to party all of the time. She makes the decision to do so. If she does die it will no one's fault but her own. If you were given the choice of acting in films or hanging out at the nightclubs every night which would you choose? Exactly. This asshole chose the wrong one.
If I was her, this would be a MAJOR wake-up call for me!!!!!!!
Where the hell are her parents!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Arrest her in a 5150,
if they are concerned that a “5150” evaluation needs to be done,
HELP HER NOW
Re: La Garse – Well said…Hes fucking sickening!
That is one headline I would like to read.
Very organised of them!
It's actually pretty common for papers to have something prewritten for famous people. It's always been done that way.
a haaaa haaaaa what would perez's say?
fucktard's funeral, not enough friends for a service.
your wifey would get another hubby.
sleazy ex's appearing out of the woodwork, all met on the streets and paid for.
take heed perez.
what do you really want to be in life?
Somewhere between these gross media exaggerations of Lindsay's imminent demise (for the 100th time in the last 5 years) and Lindsay and Dina's everything is fine denials and delusions lies the truth. I see positives with Lindsay the past few weeks, she's made progress on her album and actually has a new single leaked, inked a deal to make handbags and made progress on her 6126 line, and is going to meetings regarding producing TV shows. She's in compliance with her court-assigned probation requirements. Her partying is no more or less than it has been for most of the year. It's also interesting that Perez has Lindsay at his party, how did she seem Perez?? He or no one else that attended the party said anything about Lindsay's behavior.
Well, she is partying like is no tomorrow and her parents are not doing anything to stop her, let her die if she wants, lets worry about people who have cancer and do not deserve to die and perhaps they will leave kids behind.
LL does not care about herself so why should we?
Let's save the dolphins who are killed in Japan.
maybe she could get the hell out for a while and recline with elvis on an island somewhere until she learns how to spiritually live.
Lindsay Lohan found dead in a in a foreign religious nun's orphanage, stricken by the plaque as she helped needy children sing & tap dance out of poverty…tragic, very tragic.
Re: GetIntoTheGroove – Wow, I am so jealous that you saw the Babyshambles! Are you overseas? Yeah, I definitely agree he was MUCH more worse off when he left the libertines…I think probably because of the falling out with Carl, whom I think he deeply cared about. And Carl and the other mates threw him to the curb!
And lyrically speaking, I think he's an absolute genius. I read somewhere that he was planning on going to Oxford before the libertines happened…I don't know if that's true, but it wouldn't surprise me.
Anyway, I hope Pete makes it…it would be devastating if he died.
Of course they want this to happen. The media knows how much unneeded pressure they've put on this girl. They know it's their fault and that they've caused the damage of someone clearly incapable of handeling a career with so many people surrounding her all the time. I'm not suprised if they kill her themselves.
Sons of bitches.
EW thats so creepy.
Re: K____J –
I agree. It's one thing to try to get sober and clean up and have a few relapses - it's a tremendous struggle to stay sober. But she obviously doesn't want to clean up her act or get sober, she's throwing away so much that has been given to her…things that other people work their entire lives to get. I'm over it.
This is common practice. When I went to Journalism school, one of our first assignments was to write an obit. The Editor of the Miami Herald tolds us that all news outlets have an archive of obits. written for every major living "celebrity". Perez, there may even be one with your name on it.
They were doing this with Britney Spears back when she was mid meltdown. I think it's awful.
THIS is sick and fucking twisted! I can't imagine ANYONE pre-writing someones obit! WTF is wrong with people? Put all that energy in trying to help Lindsay instead of this crazy shit! This is so wrong on so many levels!
Now that she attended the day you should have been aborted, you will be kissing her ass on every post. Lindsay would go to the opening of a door.
Pig Face, you're such a disingenuous douche. You know full well that almost all major news organizations have stockpiles of obits ready for pretty much every level of celebrity. There's even a possibility that many have one on file of YOU. On the fortunate day that someone beats you to a pulp, again, pieces of your obit will be printed to give the rest of the world a clue as to who the fuck this gross dork is.
Re: Dovey – #12- First…****applause****! I totally agree with you. If people put as much effort that they do writing about her problems,into helping her,she'd be okay. Regret sucks! DON'T let her be a Hollywood statistic. Then when something tragic happens these same people will say,"maybe we should have done more." DO IT NOW,BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
News outlets do this for every celebrity, Lohan isn't special. How do you think they pump out those five page cover stories and entire tribute magazines overnight?
Re: BeautifulDisaster311 – #55-Your post is pure shit,you douche! How can you think this is funny?
Okay I think this is a bit crude. Its like the media is wanting this girl to die. Do they think when she see's things like this, its just going to make her wake up and realize, "Oh I'm going to change", no its going to probably make her feel worse about her self and do more damage than good. No one knows for sure exactly what this girl is doing. Is she doing drugs? Is she on pills? Or is she just drinking? Which in no way am I saying she isn't doing any of these, but I tend to think sometimes the MEDIA exaggerates it because they want more and ore stories. I do think she needs help though.
Re: willow.is.chaos – #57- She reads everything on ALL blogs about her! And…,and I'm speaking for myself here,I DO care what happens to her!
Re: Sir-Bangs-Alot – #63-ASSHOLE!
Re: mattvoyager – Careful there,son,karma's a bitch!
This is real sad. Lindsey needs help and people are thinking like that? How cruel.
This made me sick to my stomach, until I read that this is something that's usually done (not just for Lindsay). Get help girl.
Can someone send this to Lindsay. This should be a huge wake up call!
I see nothing wrong with this. She’s a mess. I give her 2 years tops.
I'm not a Lindsay fan, but that's just sick. The media is so fxcking twisted.
What do you mean "these people"? You mean YOU!!
What size are you? Can I have all your clothes when you die?
Re: sonia123 – he might be a bastard but you need to learn how to spell and the difference between your and you're
firecrotch doesn't give a shit about people planning her obituary. she'll just keep on exploding. nothing can stop her now.
Ho Hum…..take the loser Shitney Spears with you babe so we can be free from both of you! Move to Indonesia where you will be welcomed with open arms. The degenerate Muslims will do your dirty work for you.
this is wrong and its seriously time for Lindsay to get her act together
That's sick
Oh Yeah, when I worked at the newspaper we would have an annual death pool of which celebrity would die that year. Barbara Striessand, Liz Taylor and Katherine Hepburn were always on it. I never won.
They did this with Whitney Houston too. yawn.
It's sad when a media outlet sees someone troubled and rather than try to do something more positive. I really hope maybe Lindsay will see this and self-reflect on life and see the joy that she could have and how she could make her life her own.
MICHAEL & DINA LOHAN'S OBITS FIRST, PA-LEASE.
Those two screwed this kid completely up. If Lindsay dies…I hope her "parents" live in utter guilt hell, but that's seriously doubtful, as the publicity they'd get would make up for the loss of their daughter. SICK!!!!!!
nah I doubt she will die.
fuck this
cuz she is gonna have a man and babies soon
Not a shocker. If it is as bad as people say, I hope she gets help. She could still make a comeback if she gets straight. Fame is hard to manage–she really needs to get help. Good luck LiLo.
THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE! IF YOU READ THIS LINDSAY, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. WE ALL LOVE A COMEBACK STORY AND YOU ARE A GREAT ACTRESS!!! I'LL BE ROOTING FOR YOU-DON'T GIVE UP-YOU'VE GOT TOO MUCH AT STEAK! YOU'RE A LUCKY GIRL…TURN THIS SITUATION AROUND WOULD YOU????!!!!!xo
It's so sad, but I think everyone with a pair of eyes can see that this girl is walking the same rope Brittany and Heath did. Someone needs to step in, NOW! She's too young to lose her life.
Hypocrite! You are the one going on and on about her being a drug user.
The media in this country has totally lost any integrity, if they ever had one, to be able to say a thing like this. Granted, Lohan is very screwed up and needs help ASAP, but for the media to publicly announce her pending demise is beyond uproffessional. It is downright sick. The girl is only 22 and not beyond help. She has definately made many paps rich and this is how they repay her. Instead of words of encouragement and hope for her, all they want to do is tear her down. Shame on them, and shame on you Mario for following that trend
Even if they pre wrote the obit-they shouldnt publicise it? I feel so sad for this young girl as she is litterally an orphan. Her attention whore creepy father was on tv yestrday babblin about who knows what.And her mother is as bad or worse.When Li-lo was 16-17-she used to drag her to clubs so she(dina)could get in.She obviously didnt care that Lindsey was drinking underage as long as she got her way.Lindsay needs someone who is a REAL friend-to guide her & get her the help she needs. Im hoping this happens real soon b4 her situation gets worse. Good luck Lindsey!!
This is not a joke. Xtrology predicted in November of 2009 she had only a year to live if she doesn't get help.
someone should write a obituary for her career
That's sad…I really hope she can hold on and get back on track. She was a good actress.