Rip Pleads Not Guilty

Filed under: Legal Matters

Remember a few months ago when Rip Torn got obliterated, walked into a bank, allegedly thought it was his house and brought a long with him a loaded gun?

Today, he stood before a judge and pled not guilty to charges of criminal trespass, carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, burglary and criminal mischief.

Even if your story holds up, Rip, you are still guilty of at least one of those things! Hope that doesn't come back later to bite you in the ass!

Rip was granted the privilege of remaining out of jail on bail and his lawyer assured the court that Rip was in rehab getting all fixed up.

Ah, no sense throwing an old drunk in jail! Just fine him a bunch, take away his gun and get him a hard candy. That should fix everything!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: not guilty, rip torn, trial

Posted: Mar 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm / Email this »

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5 comments to “Rip Pleads Not Guilty”

Ladee D says – reply to this

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Im getting a Danny Bonaduce vibe from him. Ewww.
hamnip says – reply to this

2

prunejuice and vodka please!
Jadeinda says – reply to this

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Hey, now that's not the way to behave Zeus!
backfire says – reply to this

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Good. He is a fantastic actor and I think he is senile or suffering from a disease or maybe really drunk
anttnoni says – reply to this

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DUDE! IT WAS DUMBLEDORE! Rip was awesome in "Beastmaster" as Mayax. Best Death by Ferret scene EVER!!