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Someone Wants To Say Hello!

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Greetings to you too, Luke Wilson's peen!

While jogging in Malibu on Saturday, Luke decided to feel the wind through his junk and let it fling free around in his shorts.

Peek-a-boo, we see you!

CLICK HERE so you can see too!

[Image via WENN.]

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69 comments to “Someone Wants To Say Hello!”

  1. 1

    Stupidist story/pic ever.

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  3. 3

    wasnt there suposed to be a JUMP!!! you showed it on the main page dummy!

  4. 4

    What a tiny weenie… LOL

  5. 5

    hahhahahah EW FUCK.

    this is why I love black men……..

  6. 6

    I think the dog is worried

  7. 7

    Mario is salivating like a rabid hound. Seriously, you need to get laid horse face.

  8. 8

    I'd tap that fo sho - (Hopefully he's a grower!)

  9. 9

    Wow I wonder if that fat piece of shit Perez is the only one working on this site or if he some of his other butt buddys putting stuff on here to. You really must be bored today cant find anything to write about Miley nothing to draw on her or Jennifer Aniston or no stories about ur lil boy toy Bieber boy. I agree this is the all time worst pic/story if u wanna call it that in the history of the world

  10. 10

    at least it was the hottest Wilson brother. :D

  11. 11

    there is no click here bit to see the uncensored picture, it just appeared underneath the censored on on my screen.

  12. 12

    Piggy, your such a homo sometimes!!

  13. 13

    Looks like david arquette

  14. 14

    Many things are wrong here. This isn't news, this isn't remotely interesting, this isn't a good picture of his 'peen' and if you said after the jump then that means i shouldn't see it on the home page. And pfffft, I've seen so many much more scandalous pics, that is such a poor photo that i can't tell there is anything there.

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  16. 16

    was this absolutely necessary?

  17. 17

    9 comments huh? I see one. God only knows when this one will show up.
    Anyway, your "click here button" isn't working, the pic is posted below. FYI…not that you bother reading comments, but I thought I'd just put it out there..

  18. 18

    um. so what????

  19. 19

    He looks like courtney cox's husband in this pic!

  20. Scrib says – reply to this


    big fuckin deal

  21. 21

    Isn't there supposed to be a jump there?

  22. 22

    I'm not sure that if it's actually visible, or if the shorts are just conveniently bunched in that region to make it look as such. Either way, this posting is sort of unnecessary. There are usually several points during the day when a man's privates are visible (to varying degrees) through their clothing. It's funny that after all these years, people still find it even mildly shocking. I wish Perez would post more live music performance footage in place of this stuff.

  23. 23

    I would sssoooooo fuck him! I don't care if it's news or not. Isn't this a gossip site anyways?

  24. 24

    Sorry, looks like Michael K beat you to the punch. He posted this first thing in the morning. ; )

  25. 25

    Man lump.

  26. 26

    Re: youheartlacey


  27. 27

    TEENY WEENIE….hopefully he's a "grower"……cuz he definitely ain't a "shower"

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  29. 29

    Re: Miss Moneypenny


  30. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Limps just don't look ““ that good!! LOL

  31. 31

    Love him. But the 'click here' didn't work:(

  32. 32

    Sure that isn't David Arquette?

  33. 33


  34. 34

    I still think he's hot…

  35. 35

    Odd.. my comment never posted..

  36. 36

    Disagree with the haters ….i like these stories…

  37. 37

    Do you have no shame?

  38. 38

    Are you spanking to this pic Mario?

  39. 39

    Lameset story and pic

  40. 40

    Good thing it wasn't Owen Wilson…We've all seen his package far too many times.

  41. 41

    Well….eh. He still sucks.

  42. 42

    It is sooooooooooooo small ! No wonder he tried to do himself in !

  43. 43

    fuck, is this news worthy??? who is this z-list??? I see TONS of these stuff when i go to the beach and there's people practicing sport. Perez u dumb fuck, no wonder your site sucks, judging by the lack of comments to your "news"

  44. 44

    The pic of Taylor Lautner from last year was hotter! Here's to hoping they are both "growers" not "showers". :)

  45. 45

    Let me suck on it I love Cock.

  46. 46

    Looks good to me, and it looks like he's cut. YUMMY!!!!!

  47. 47

    I really don't think that's Luke Wilson. It definately looks like David Arquette

  48. Davin says – reply to this


    Yum! He's the hotter Wilson for sure.

  49. 49

    No jump but there was no need to have one anyways nothing was nude

  50. 50

    Lor gawd almighty people!! This is funny stuff.. those of you who are over the top negative.. should go out for some fresh air!! This is a blog site.. just relax and enjoy the view..lmao.. lol rofl.. did i just say that???

  51. 51

    JEEZE-Even Lady GaGa has a larger peen than Luke!

  52. 52

    lol (:

  53. 53

    Oh my Luke ….. Looks like your HOT SAUSAGE is trying to ESCAPE ! That's H-O-T !!!! Give me a jingle and I'll make sure that O-N-E E-Y-E-D M-O-N-S-T-E-R is TAKEN CARE OF !!

  54. 54

    At least he's getting some exercise! I'm tired of seeing his fat ass doing all those AT&T commercials.

  55. 55

    Hey Mario Hilton Perez, this is about as stupid an item as
    you have ever posted. It is neither gossip or new, the
    photo is inferior and shows little, and you must be one
    desperate man if you find this in the least bit scintillating.
    How pathetic you are to even consider putting these two
    photos online. Get a life and give us real news and gossip
    that holds at least some modicum of interest.

  56. 56

    Mario that was mean!

  57. 57

    Perez, I can't believe that you had to white out the first pick. The real pick isn't even PG13 if you aren't a pervert!!!! LOL!!! Still love the PEEN shot!!!!

  58. 58

    Re: Saluinha – rofl I guess its true "Only retards go to that site" …Yeah. When a guys peen is soft (non erect since I think your a thicko is literally only 2 inches if that in size. and the average erect peen is 5.2-6.0 inches. Please learn to pick up and read a book and not a celebrity gossip site.

  59. 59

    Re: Sarie23 – You're a retard. Please go kill yourself

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  62. 62

    Let it out Pookie! Let it out and let the air blow the stink off! Fling Free!

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  64. 64

    I love how some of you fucking douche bags come on here trashing Perez Hilton and his site, but yet you have an account on here so you can post comments as if he actually reads them. Fucking morons…

  65. 65

    another slow news day…

  66. 66

    mmmm looks like he's got a nice fatty hiding in there.

    i'd willingly choke on him!! lol

  67. 67

    How is this gossip?
    You REALLLLLY need to get laid, -.-

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  69. 69

    love his wittle doggy.