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Mucca Has A Heart Of Gold, She Tells A UK Court

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She speaks!

We reported earlier that Heather Mills is currently in court duking it out with her former nanny, Sara Trumble, who claims the monster de-moted her to a housekeeper when she requested time off to take care of her own child!

clASSy!

Of course, Mucca took the stand and gave everyone a nice, hearty laugh when she - SHOCKER - alleged that she is an absolute delight to work for and Trumble just wants her tainted, gold-digging hard-earned money!

Says Mucca:

"I treated Sara like my daughter, because she often said her mum was cold and distant. I spent much of my time consoling her especially as she was having relationship problems. She is very motivated by money, this seems to be her motive in making a claim. I suspect she became aggrieved because I declined to pay for her breast enlargement surgery. None of my staff have had any qualifications. I like taking people on and making them better themselves. As is my history of being overly helpful Heather."

HA.

The only way Heather Mills is overly helpful is if we feel the need to gouge our eyes out and need some last minute motivation!!

Evil hack.

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