Private Benjamin Being Remade

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We can't believe it's come to this!

After we reported the tragic resurrection of Overboard, another classic Goldie Hawn flick is being remade - Private Benjamin.

The 1980 comedy centered around a spoiled woman who joing the army after her husband dies during sex on their wedding night.

The new version, starring Anna Faris, will be set in modern times with the current wars as the backdrop. Sources say that no one wants to make fun of servicemen and women, but bring to light empowerment issues and build on the fish-out-of-water comedy.

Stoopid.

Would U see this shiz?!

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    Posted: Mar 31, 2010 at 2:22 pm / Email this  »

    39 comments to “Private Benjamin Being Remade”



    1. 1

      Once they remake everything what are they going to do? Remake the remakes? OH WAIT they do that already. Snooze.



    2. 2

      it's a wonder they didn't cast Kate Hudson to be in it … wouldn't that be a hOOt



    3. 3

      come on, it could be hysterical! the original was, and anna faris is excellent casting!



    4. 4

      Aw, Goldie was in her prime back then!



    5. 5

      Anna Faris needs to try playing some different kind of roles if she ever wants to be a respected actor..the stupid blonde is old.

    6. ass says – reply to this


      6

      Obvious April Fool's prank. Nice post moron.



    7. 7

      Oh Hollywood! STOP remaking my old favourites!



    8. 8

      No I wouldn't watch! Anna Faris has one tone she plays and it's annoying after you've seen her in a movie or two… Kind of a Jim Carey effect. Kate should have been cast and the casting agents are idiots for selecting Anna over her.



    9. 9

      Didn't Jessica Simpson remake this a couple of years ago? And it, of course, bombed like Hiroshima.



    10. 10

      Anna Faris is a blast!…BUT i don't believe in remakes….it usually suck…99.9999% of the time



    11. 11

      Oh No!!!!!! Is the world coming to an end? What the hell is this crap.



    12. 12

      I think she'd be great for it, but didnt Jessica Simpson make a straight to dvd version?



    13. 13

      *w.t.f. *

      cant' anyone come up with an original idea EVER?



    14. 14

      I don't know why ya'll are freaking! The original was just ok. They have a shot of doing something kind of cool here.



    15. 15

      I'd rather watch Anna Faris in these types of movies than the dumbass twilight movies ANY DAY!



    16. 16

      Noo! Private Benjamin is a classic 80s comedy. Just put the old one back in theatres. That should be the cure for all producers who want to do remakes that will lose them money. Goldie's irreplaceable and one reason the character works so well is that she's way more adorable and talented than Anna Faris OR daughter Kate Hudson. And how are you going to find someone as great as Eileen Brennan to play the Captain?



    17. 17

      Will not watch these remakes or any other remake. Never have because they can not and never are better than the first one made. Try getting some writer who know how to write there own stuff. Just like with the soaps, just keep doing the same story lines over and over.

    18. jaims says – reply to this


      18

      Didn't they already try this with jessica simpson???



    19. 19

      lame. desperate move for faris, who is apparently unable to come up with her own fish out of water movies. LAME ANNA. insecurity breeds contempt!



    20. 20

      Nobody can replace Goldie.. NOBODY! So, no, I won't see the remake. KTHXBYE!



    21. 21

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Hollywood, I understand you have no original ideas left… but, PLEASE leave my favorite childhood movies alone!



    22. 22

      I adore Anna Farris !!!!!!! She's a great comedic actress. Not much of a fan of the first movie, but I will watch a movie with Anna - she makes me laugh.



    23. 23

      Re: onehitwonder – You're right . . . (though I do love her in the stupid blond roles). But, you're right.



    24. 24

      I love Anna Faris, she's hilarious!



    25. 25

      What the hell?? Doesn't anyone in Hollyweird have an original idea anymore?? Pathetic!



    26. 26

      omg pleassse stop fucking up the classics.



    27. 27

      I think Anna Faris is a really talented comedic actress. But this is going to be rubbish, the original was bad enough.



    28. 28

      I GUESS IN A TIME WHERE THE PLAGIARIZING CLASSES OF 2000's HAVE TAKEN UP ROLES IN HOLLYWOOD, ITS NOT A SHOCKER THAT THEY HAVE NO ORIGINAL IDEAS OF THEIR OWN! SO WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU CAN'T COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW? "REMAKE" AN OLD IDEA!! WAY TO GO HOLLYWOOD!!



    29. 29

      So what. get use to it they have always remade films and they always will. For over a 100 years they have remade stuff. Even some directors have remade movies they made before. Just dont go see them if they look bad.

    30. Ryze says – reply to this


      30

      Seriously? Man, that's dumb. I love Anna Faris but I won't be watching that. I guess it's too much for Hollywood to come up with original ideas.



    31. 31

      just remake every movie that has already been made, put the bad ones straight to dvd and whoe out the good ones for sequels! yay solves the problem of ever having to be creative again



    32. 32

      Anna faris is funny, but come on hollywood, bring NEW ideas to the table. all these remakes is just dumb and NOT worth paying for at the movies.



    33. 33

      sure its a great story but kate hudson should have been cast for greater interest.



    34. 34

      WHY??????
      Anna Faris is cute enough, but she is no Goldie Hawn.
      A remake is a stupid idea.



    35. 35

      This is so retarded it's not even funny… :S

    36. pj88 says – reply to this


      36

      Love Anna.. but unless Kate did this, I don't think it will succeed. I would love to see Kate in the Goldie role and Goldie in the Eileen Brennan role.



    37. 37

      WOW, I SO WATCHED PRIVATE BENJAMIN ON NETFLIX LAST SATURDAY AND THOUGHT, IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF THEY REMADE THIS MOVIE. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WITH ANNA FARRIS THOUGH, BRILLIANT!!!1!



    38. 38

      Hollywood must be full of talentless, morons with no creativity since all that comes out of hollywood is remake after remake

      its pathetic



    39. 39

      As long as Anna did as much justice for the character as Goldie did, then YES! I would definitely go and see the movies when it hit theaters!