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Sad! Casting Agents Would Take Frankentittays Over Lindsanity.

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Forget her evil father or enabling mother - if THIS doesn't get Lindsanity to clean up her act, then she is officially lost forever!!

Girlfriend has effed up her career so badly that at this point Hollywood casting agents would rather take the dumbest piece of plastic to ever be cursed into existence, AKA the Real Heidi Doll, over LiLo for a project!

Ouch! That one really stings.

A source says:

"Lindsay hasn't worked for a long time, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. It's very hard to get her insurance and no studio or director is going to hire her without it. At this point, Heidi Montag is likely to make more movies than Lindsay Lohan."

Do you hear that, Linds?

You're lower than Frankentittays.

We know that talented young woman is under there SOMEWHERE, please help yourself so we can see her again!

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41 comments to “Sad! Casting Agents Would Take Frankentittays Over Lindsanity.”

  1. 1

    Because Frankentittays will actually show up. who knows with Linsanity

  2. Ryze says – reply to this


    Wow, really? Lindsay, this better be a wake up call for you.

  3. 3

    " casting agents would rather take the dumbest piece of plastic to ever be cursed into existence, AKA the Real Heidi Doll,"

    btw nice way to talk about a girl who just went to your birthday party

  4. 4

    Lindsay Lohan is in the upcoming movie Machete so she is getting some work obviously.

  5. 5

    HAHAHAHAHA Lindz is SUCH a piece of garbage.

  6. 6

    Come on LINDSAY you can do it.. Britney did it so you can do it!! I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH take good care of yourself!!!

  7. npc25 says – reply to this



  8. 8

    the fact of the matter is neither of them are actually talented. but at least heidi is still beautiful in a porn star kind of way, while lindsay looks about the age of her mother. i'm not surprised at all.

  9. 9


  10. 10

    a former child star who actually has experience vs. someone made of plastic and good-for-nothing.

    at least the latter choice will do her work. sad, sad, sad.

  11. 11

    Talented when she was 10! Cant be redeemed.

  12. 12

    wow calm down on your attack on heidi. she obviously needs help the poor girl. lindsay looks crazy bad these days. the red lank greasy roots peaking out under the black dye, the old tan flaking off in patches, the duck lips and her face is so thing she looks like michael jackson. she looks more frankenstein than heid

  13. 13

    She was never talented once she got older. She was riding on her rep as a child actress, if you look at any of her later stuff she has the same dead eyed rabiityfaced acting that Tara Reid does. But once anybody in Hollywood says "Oh she's so talented" all the other sheep keep saying "Oh My Yes, isn't she though!" Lohan was never as good as she thought she was, and now she has ruined everything.

  14. 14

    yeah really sad

  15. 15

    its her own damn fault, if she would just stop drinking, drugging, and partying, she could turn her career upside down

  16. 16

    best thing that bitch could do is just keep doing what she's doing. Eventually dumb bitch will od and we'll no longer have to see or hear about her.

  17. 17

    I’d do a three way with those two.

  18. 18

    Yea because one douche speaks for all douches. Lindsay's homosexuality is the only reason why she can't get work today. Perez you should know this. Agents won't touch a gay girl with a ten foot poll. NOT THAT SHE NEEDS ACTING!! She's a very successful designer.

  19. 19

    Re: npc25 – Hey NPC since this is your JOB, is this true??? (WOULDN'T SHOCK ME, I HOPE SHE GETS HER SHIT TOGETHER BEOFRE IT IS TOO LATE)

  20. 20

    She's very talented and still is. She was even good in stinckers like labor pains and georgia rule and i know who killed me. She has a role in machete coming this fall. A new album coming and a fashion line expanding because it's already successful. Heidi can barely move her face

  21. 21

    Say what you want but there is no denying that Heidi has been out there getting herself noticed and seems really driven to be famous. I don't think I've seen Heidi looking haggered and f'd up. She married a guy that we don't really approve of but Lindsay's behavior has been off the chains. Lets see what Heidi can do before you bash her. Maybe Lindsay can take this down time to tidy up. Why should she get opportunities to be highly paid in movies etc when she has done nothing but mock the system. She blew it, other people will get the parts. What did she expect?

  22. MAESY says – reply to this



  23. 23

    Re: Sexsai – I know! I'm shocked Perez can get away with this. But you know, it's good. These dumb "CELEBS" must have such low self-esteem to not only be able to accept this treatment, but to THANK Perez for this treatment as well. LMAO!! In this instance, I'm on "team Perez".

  24. 24

    Re: windbourne – Heidi can't act though. Who cares WHO she married…the bitch CANNOT ACT. It's painful to watch her. At least Lindsay can act.

  25. 25

    He used my word ;)

  26. 26

    Any studio that would even try to insure Lohan at this point would be laughed at. She could probably clean it up for one more project, but she'll always lapse back. At least with Montag youre pretty much guaranteed someone who will show up rested and sober. Lohan needs to move on to the reality show circuit.

  27. 6one9 says – reply to this


    This is what's called “` KARMA “` baby!! What a mess Lindz has weaved for herself!!

  28. 28

    sad. heidi montag is really horrible. for once i totally agree with you, mario

  29. 29

    I would cast Lindsay over that bitch any day…she just needs a good role and she'll get her sht together

  30. 30

    I CALL BULLSHIT! Who is the source? You make shit up and say a source said it.

  31. 31


  32. 32

    get real dude a "source"????? name names or this is TOTAL BS. Lindsay could act better than that beached out hoe in her sleep. GET REAL PEREZ LINDSAY is fine and will be back on top.

  33. 33

    thats what you chose dipshit……..please hit bottom soon……..

  34. 34

    ha! I loathe Heidi. I prefer the old Lindsay, the red head that actually had curves.

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    At least Lindsay has great acting depth and instincts. Heidi's resume is that she's insurable? The dumbing down of America continues.
    There's always some suit who will in$ure Lindsay. Your source might be a little full of it, but it makes for copy.

  36. 36

    Lindsay has got to be the stupidest person on the planet, for going to your birthday party, after you run her face through the dirt.

  37. 37

    I feel really sorry for Lindsay, I know she's a bitch, but look. at. her. parents. One's a cokehead party animal trying to re-live her youth and chasing fame, and the other is a cokehead psychopath who publicly humiliates his daughter and stalks his ex. Of course she's gonna be an unprofessional brat!
    But she DOES have real talent, and it saddens me that Heidi Montag would ever get more work than her. I sincerely hope LiLo cleans up her act fast, before we're forced to watch that talentless lump of plastic "act" in 2 hr long movies!

  38. 38

    Perez why don't you admit that you just want this girl to DIE! You want her to die so you can have an I told you so story to write. Don't you think that the shit you say stings? I know this is your gig and freedom of speach allows you to be hurtful. I laugh at a lot of the things you say - you're on point most of the time. Why don't you start a save Lindsay campaign. Why don't you open your arms and your home to her if you're soooooo convinced she's going to die! Why don't you do something nice for someone. I'm not hating on you cause you know I still want to marry you - but you have to know - you're a smart person who has grown up with hateful people being hateful towards you. There had to be someone in your life that picked up up during your darkest hours. Maybe it was your mom or a friend. Lindsay has none of that. Help her out Perez - be good.

  39. 39

    LINDSAY!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Get your head out of your butt and put a stop to this madness!!!! For the love of GOD!!!!

  40. 40

    Wow that's really saying a whole lot. People must not even believe that she has any talent.Even Amy Winehouse isn't at this level yet,and we know how bad she was!

  41. 41

    oh frankentittays!