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Photoshop Awardz: WhatsHerFace On The Beastly Poster

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Look! The hack got a job!

The shiteous latest retelling of Beauty and the Beast, which, given its lead is ironically titled Beastly, has just gotten a one-sheet, and with the exception of WhatsHerFace, it doesn't look nearly as bad as expectedl!

And even SHE looks somewhat presentable - mostly because it looks nothing like her!

Multiple kudos to the poor Photoshop tech who no doubt had to slave away for hours attempting to make her look somewhat good.

That being said: her co-star Alex Pettyfer is SEKSI!

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99 comments to “Photoshop Awardz: WhatsHerFace On The Beastly Poster”



  1. 1

    "SEKSI" is right!!!

    I mean, both of them are photoshopped as FUCK!

    but Mr. Pettyfer is still mighty fine! He can be my beauty&beast anyday! ;)



  2. 2

    What did this poor girl do to you? Is it just because she is dating Zac Efron? If so, that is pathetic…



  3. 3

    She's pretty but she looks like shit in this photo.



  4. 4

    MY GOD THAT FELLA IS FINEEEEE!!!! I MEAN HE OUTSHINES HER TERRIBLY HAHAHA LOL WHATSHERFACE(N)



  5. 5

    Ha even you cant deny that she is beautiful! Cant wait to see this movie actually, it looks like it has some potential! Go Vanessa, and damn boy how hot is Alex!!



  6. 6

    ha, i didnt even know that was her.



  7. 7

    You sound like a jealous ugly school girl who didn't get the guy. STFU.



  8. 8

    Funny - "WhatsherFace" is apparently photoshopped, so that's why she looks good
    But Alex Pettyfer is "SEKSI" — what, you think HIS face wasn't photoshopped too?

    Moron.



  9. 9

    AND SINCE WHEN DID SHE HAVE GREEN EYES ANYWAYYY???????????????



  10. 10


    wooooah there Nelly (i mean Mario)

    someone who's a tragically fugz as you are has ZERO right
    to trash talk a young, pretty starlet like you are trying to do

    no matter WHAT angle you are photographed from…YOU just can't win

    it's a sure bet, the moment you were born, the staff at the hospital
    all turned and ran….either that, or they simply turned to stone

    oh wait…i forgot,

    you mother shitted you out behind a trash dumpster in an alley

    my bad…!

  11. missB says – reply to this


    11

    WTF u talking about? Vanessa Hudgens is gorgeous, I don't see how you can deny that…



  12. 12

    That has to be the ugliest piece of shit poster I've ever seen in my life. I hated that lazy-ass "Eclipse" poster, but that poster is LEAGUES above this one.

    My golly, is that horrible. Whoever took this picture as well as whoever photoshopped it should be taken out back and beaten for this travesty.



  13. 13

    Vanessa must have told you something that really got under your skin a while back… you're been dissing her for no reason for years. Revenge is not a nice thing Mario. Very childish on your part.



  14. 14

    I absolutely hate this bitch



  15. 15

    stop being so damn jealous of her MARIO! You will never have zac efron…he belongs to the gorgeous Vanessa Hudgens!



  16. 16

    Her faceass or chin dimple is hideous. Makes her look like a man. That Alex guy is super sexy though! Just look at that bone structure!



  17. 17

    stop hating on her because you're jealous zefron bangs her and not you



  18. 18

    Re: dililmyss – Green eyes??? I see light brown eyes.



  19. 19

    Me-ow!
    catty!
    Ya know, if I were a gay guy I'd hate perez hilton because I feel he gives them all such a band name.
    They cannot seriously all be viciously bitchy, petty, jealous woman-haters with a fetish for atrocious pop music.
    The man is a walking stereotype



  20. 20

    Judging from this poster the Beast is gonna look like a Romulan. No fur?



  21. 21

    sorry perez but vanessa hudgens is really beautiful but i know your infamous for your critical comments so do what you do i guess.



  22. 22

    sorry perez but vanessa hudgens is beautiful but i know you are infamous for your critical comments so do what you do i guess..



  23. 23

    god damn perez if you were straight you would understand VANESSA HUDGENS is a goddess, so perfect looking i just want to ruin that ass



  24. 24

    i cant wait!!!!!!



  25. 25

    She's pretty but she looks like shit Don Vuitton w w w. d o n v u i t t o n . c o m



  26. 26

    Give it up Perez. She is dating Zefron, and has been for EVER. Plus she is hot! So is the dude whom I have never heard of btw. I'm going to google him.



  27. 27

    I can't WAIT to see this movie. He is the next Robert Pattinson fer shure but sexier and without all the angst and she is really beautiful. I wish I could see it today!!!!



  28. 28

    If you check the movie out Mary Kate Olsen is also in it with Neil Patrick Harris and Peter Krause, What an interesting and odd mix of actors!



  29. 29

    I love her.And you got it mixed up.She is the beauty and he is the beast.
    Though I'm not too fond of the lipstick she has on, she looks great as always.



  30. 30

    Bum chin.



  31. 31

    Dear Perez Hilton,

    I used to be one of your biggest fans. Reading your blog used to be fun. Reading about who was doing who or what was always an escape for me. Lately I can say your site has become sad. You don't "report" things like you used to. You use your blog to insult people and talk shit about them. When you are not slinging shit about people you are kissing their asses trying to get them to talk about how great you are. Unfortunately, a lot of Hollywood people will do just that for publicity. That's a whole different issue.

    I am no longer going to read your blog. I am signing off as a fan. Your site has become about as trashy as you. Kinda sad in a way. You started out as a guy who had (practically) nothing and became a huge hit. It's too bad you let this all go to your head. I'm going to miss reading your blog everyday. I will be stopping by from time to time to repost this letter to you as a reminder of how pathetic you've become.

    Enjoy your fame while it lasts.

    Ciao!



  32. 32

    Poor, simpleminded, jealous, and ugly Mario. It's soo obvious you hate her because she has everything you WANT: BEAUTY, ZAC EFRON, and A NICE PERSONALITY. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU FUGLY DOUCHE. As someone mentioned earlier, you do give us gays a bad name! UGH, PATHETIC



  33. 33

    My god Alex Pettyfer is beautiful. Seriously, British men will be the death of me!



  34. 34

    this movie looks so FUCKING bad…i mean..i have spent the majority of my youth studying film, and this picture begs the question…ARE THEY EVEN TRYING!!! lame!! why does Hollywood insist on hiring such terrible ppl to be in such terrible movies..ghRe: chloek – …girl isn't even remotely beautiful…her face is overly painted with make-up and overly photoshopped..that's not my standard of beauty…. By that standard, we all ought to be stars.. if you slap some foundation on and spend 15 mintes on photoshop we'd all be just as pretty….besides being pretty is not enough reason to be cast in a movie… and in real life the girl looks like a fucking goat with a perm…



  35. 35

    Thanks for posting this. Good advertisement for the movie. And in case you don't know it, both Alex and Vanessa just received the ShoWest "Future Star of Tomorrow" award based on their roles in Beastly. Kudos to both of them. Far better than orange girl, talentless Ashley who kisses your ass to get you to say nice things about her. Perez, your jealousy is backfiring on you. You sound like a mean little kid the way you rant about Vanessa. Get over it. This girl will be around for a long time. Long after Ashley Titsdale has only reached Jessica Simpson status.

  36. bleeh says – reply to this


    36

    She is waay more beautiful than you'll ever be.
    She's never done anything to you, unless you count dating Zac Efron as hurting you :P .



  37. 37

    You're so jealous of her.



  38. 38

    Hack? Looks like some no talent 3rd rate failed actor is jealous that she can get a gig in Hollywood that doesn't involve hosting some crappy reality show.



  39. 39

    don't be so mean Perez! you are bringing some crappy karma onto yourself…..



  40. 40

    You really ought to do something about your MYSOGYNY.

    Because the majority of your slams are women, young and older, that generally don't deserve your remarks.

    You seem to leave the trannies alone though.

    BTW Bethany Frankel called you a TERMITE on HOUSEWIVES tonight…..ahahahahaaaaaa



  41. 41

    Whoever did this went overboard with the photoshop but she's still stunning. Must hurt to know the girl you hate already won an award for this movie when it isnt even out til July



  42. 42

    SHE PROBABLY HAD A HISSY FIT WHEN THEY TOLD HER SHE HAD TO WEAR CLOTHES IN THIS PHOTO.



  43. 43

    Vanessa Hudgens is one of the most beautiful girls in Hollywood. She is damn near perfect from head to toe.

    The fact that Pigboy thinks she is ugly and wants to bone the dude in the picture instead, just shows you how fucked up his brain is. And if Vanessa were to attend one of his lame parties and/or proclaim her love for GagGag, Mario would say nice things about her. What a total and utter piece of shit.



  44. 44

    she looks ugly in this photo which is weird since shes gorgeous. since when did she have a butt chin?



  45. 45

    She is super pretty and cute you jealous old queen.



  46. 46

    What the fuck is you problem, Perez? Leave this girl alone because she's never done anything to you. You look like a retarded 10 year old boy bullying someone. Zac Efron will never, even slightly, consider your ass so MOVE ON YOUR FUCKING RETARD!



  47. 47

    he just looks smexy *.*

  48. JoaPR says – reply to this


    48

    whatsherface have to get a real life,cause in acting she's is worse than miley LOL and Miley is BAD so u can imagine!! jaja



  49. 49

    Perez you are insane. This poster doesn't even do her justice. I've seen her in person up close and she is the most beautiful girl I'vs ever seen. You may not like her because she wouldn't take a pic with years age, but you can't deny her beauty. Your petty jealousy for a young girl makes you so sick and I think you are a bit prejudiced.



  50. 50

    Man Perez - I usually think you are funny, but i've really started to notice that any girl that is with a hot guy that you find attractive, you really hate on them so bad. What has that poor girl done to you, honestly? I think she's beautiful and that picture does her no justice at all - she did'nt need to be photoshopped if that's what they helped her out to look like. By the way, I am not a Vaneessa Hudgens fan either! You don't hate on guys because they have a hot girlfriend!



  51. 51

    why does Perez constantly rag on Vanessa's looks?…she's beautiful. and if she wasn't Zak wouldn't be with her



  52. 52

    You've had your fun now it is time to back off the girl! She isn't partying like Lindsey, hasn't gone insane like Brittney, she hasn't had a ton of plastic surgery like Heidi and she hasn't been seen on a sex tape like Kim and Paris!



  53. 53

    what did vanessa do to u perez??? she is a gorgeous girl and talented. Just cuz zac is dating her and not u doesnt give you the right to treat her like that.. i love ur work mr perez but this 1 is too dam much dude… adios



  54. 54

    go vanessa!! perez is just ugly, inside out.



  55. 55

    photoshopped to the fullest. but vanessa is pretty but her acting ability is very low.



  56. 56

    i still don't understand why you hate her so much? so what if she posed nude??? again, how does that affect you? i'm not a huge fan of hers but even i know when you take it too far… what did she do to you?



  57. 57

    This is actually a book. Not that anyone really reads anymore. It's a pretty easy read, more fun thing anything.



  58. 58

    she looks like katie holmes.
    The guy looks hot



  59. 59

    Grow up, he's heterosexual and he wants Her, not you



  60. 60

    omg…you're ridiculous! and pathetic. Poor you.



  61. 61

    why are 80% of the posters retarded? Perez is not being literal, its a fucking joke people lighten up. damn

  62. Kecka says – reply to this


    62

    My God could you please stop trasch talking her already..It's getting veeeery old. And please find some new news to talk about..it's always about Lindsay (or her parents), Kate G, or some other B celeb. There are so many cool celebs out there and they give us fun news.



  63. 63

    She is pretty - Perez are not
    She is an actor - Perez are not
    She is loved by Zac Efron - Perez are not

    Adds up to: Perez wants to be Vanessa - but he is not



  64. 64

    She's beautiful and banging Zac Efron, who wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. Why? Because he's NOT FUCKING GAY. Oh, and you're ugly, fat and whiny.



  65. 65

    you're just pathetic! No reason to go on hating on this girl…



  66. 66

    like always…my fucking posts dont appear.



  67. 67

    Someone is jealous……. PATHETIC



  68. 68

    Oh my God, Perez. No matter what you think of Vanessa (and personally I love her. She made mistakes with the nude photos - but she's a teenage girl. It happens), you can't deny that she is beautiful. And calling her a hack is just ridiculous.

    I agree with Alex Pettyfer though. Mmmmm!



  69. 69

    perez get real, she's really good looking. she was a little smug after the hype of HSM and i agree that did make her unlikeable but i think she's seen that and nude photo thing also humbled her a bit. anyway, best of luck to her. i mean ashley is still riding the HSM train. it's like she's stuck in a time warp circa 2008. at least vaness is maturing.



  70. 70

    You get jobs and you suck… She is good at what she does!!!
    Just go back to taking it in the A#@… Loser….



  71. 71

    Hmm, a beautiful and talented girl getting shit on by Perez? Consider me NOT surprised. Poor wittle Perez…

    Efron is STRAIGHT, you wouldn't have a chance even if he was gay. So why not hate on her for a LEGIT reason instead of being a petty 13 year old girl? You disgust me.

    Although I guess your crew of sluts also hate her for the same lame ass reason you do…you all need to grow up. Why don't you try writing a respectable celebrity blogging site?



  72. 72

    She is a beautiful girl, PH just wishes he was as purdy.



  73. 73

    Re: dililmyss – the producers obviously told her to put in contacts. i doubt it was her idea. as per usual to make her look as caucasion as possible. her dark brown eyes are gorgeous and much sexier but you know hollywood.

  74. maila says – reply to this


    74

    I love Alex! He sure looks 'SEKSI'. He will make it big soon, he has just signed on to a movie 'I Am Number Four' which will be produced by Michael Bay and Steven Spielberg! I have loved Alex since Stormbreaker, and I am so pleased he is getting more roles!

    Vanessa looks beautiful! Love her! Stop hating on the poor chick just because she is with Zac Efron.

  75. SS18 says – reply to this


    75

    He's hot.
    She needs to go the fuck away. She's an annoying twat who has no potential and sounds 5.



  76. 76

    what is your problem!? shes very pretty, and its people like you who make our society so screwed up. If your saying she isnt good looking, "normal" girls are going to think they must be way worst. YOUR WHATS WRONG WITH AMERICA!



  77. 77

    Awe she is so pretty. ANd even tho you are gay Perez does not give you the right to bash so many females. You are such a womanizer and you seem to want to put women down. You rare for you to put guys down. You are alway pinning up woman together. You have some major issues you need to work on. I really hope you get the help that you need and one day will find peace with yourself and be able to be happy. wow your life sucks.



  78. 78

    hahahaha You're so high school Perez…hating on the girlfriend of the boy you've been crushing on..



  79. 79

    Vanessa is super cute and this looks just like her…we can't wait to see Beauty…



  80. 80

    Jesus, Pig Face, get a grip. Alexis is PS'd even more than What'sHerFace. Look at real pics of him and he's OK, but nothing special.

  81. Bree says – reply to this


    81

    She looks like Katie Holmes



  82. 82

    i gotta admitt …that doesnt look much like her in that pic - though i like her contact lenses



  83. 83

    yeah. cuz you look so hot dont you? you fat shit!



  84. 84

    Perez, you're going to die very much alone. You think the things you write are okay because "Perez" writes them not "Mario"! Get a reality check, YOU are responsible for this blog no matter what you decide to call yourself.



  85. 85

    ive been in love with him since i was about 15 watching stormbreaker



  86. 86

    She's actually pretty. She looks 40 here.



  87. 87

    Pretty in real-life*



  88. 88

    Hudgens looks a lot like Katie Holmes-cruse in this one.



  89. 89

    Vanessa Hudgens is a DOLL!
    Telling everyone she is ugly wont make it so.



  90. 90

    oh and guess what perez? millions of people will see this movie, even zac efron, and your friends ashley tisdale, and brittney snow and we're all going to enjoy it and vanessa hudgens will look hot. why dont you CONFRONT her? face to face? tell her in person what you think of her, at least that way ill just think of you as a jerk and not a coward



  91. 91

    She is beautiful, you're just mean and bitter. Sorry the ugly truck hit you and continued rolling over you again and again. It isn't her fault.



  92. 92

    hatin hatin hatin hudgens is an attractive woman just because u cant get her boyfriend ..dont be mad. : )



  93. 93

    well i know tons of people who will rush to theatres to see this- including me. it will be a great break from reading this crappy "blog" of yours :) i hope you get better from this jealousy you've been having.



  94. 94

    okay, why do you hate her SO much? please answer this. is this because of her pictures? or because she stole you're hot guy from you? because you're just bagging on her for no reason at all. and too be honest she's not even that bad looking.



  95. 95

    All movie posters are photoshoped so the actors can look some what good. I personally think that in any movie that Vanessa appears on will just be one big shit bomb …FAIL! she should stick to modeling since posing for pictures is all she is good at. I just hope the movie Sucker Punch turns out atleast alright.



  96. 96

    Why do you hate her so much?? I mean she's just as photoshopped as the next celeb…You never have a bad thing to say when your St Angelina is airbrushed!! Vanessa's young n pretty, don't diss her so bad all the time! I think they both look great n hope she has a bright future! Boy can u be mean!!



  97. 97

    Re: lub155 – …..totally agree with you! Vanessa, Gwyneth, Jen Aniston…he's terribly mean to them!



  98. 98

    i'm so laughing my arse out reading your comments about vanessa, it's obvious that this is jealousy. She's breathtakingly gorgeous, she dates one of the hottest guys in hollywood, and she's very talented.

    "WhatsHerFace"? Haha, funny name to call her, she's beautiful in every angle and even without make up so get over it. :D



  99. 99

    I wanna c this movie already!!!
    It looks good, n hes hotter that Rob pattinson.